Poll of the Day > There's a racoon...

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Kollin6618
11/12/18 6:00:46 AM
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He roams my neighborhood and destroys trash cans as well as it's contents. I've caught this fat coon in the act and he ran up my neighbor's tree. His theivish footprints are in the snow tonight. I feel I have to stand up for all homeowners with outside trash cans and squash this problem once and for all. What are your suggestions for putting an end to this chaos?
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Krazy_Kirby
11/12/18 6:03:38 AM
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get an indian woman to sing to it.
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HagenEx
11/12/18 6:06:09 AM
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Call Jack Jack.
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Mead
11/12/18 6:08:03 AM
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Hire a bear
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Krazy_Kirby
11/12/18 6:08:55 AM
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Mead posted...
Hire a bear


but then you have to pay a bear tax
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Kollin6618
11/12/18 6:39:25 AM
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A tranquilizer gun may be needed. I don't intend to harm, just vanquish.
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MICHALECOLE
11/12/18 6:43:31 AM
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Kollin6618 posted...
A tranquilizer gun may be needed. I don't intend to harm, just vanquish.

Thats exactly how I got rid of my neighbors cat!
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HillChange
11/12/18 7:01:16 AM
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You might have to call Thanos.
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LinkPizza
11/12/18 8:13:22 AM
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Catch him and raise him as your own...
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JOExHIGASHI
11/12/18 8:48:57 AM
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gernades
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DPsx7
11/12/18 9:33:53 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
Mead posted...
Hire a bear


but then you have to pay a bear tax


Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax.
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Action53
11/12/18 1:13:25 PM
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Pepper spray
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minervo
11/12/18 1:34:40 PM
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Several years ago I heard noises outside my door; I found a family of raccoons rummaging through my trash. I went outside and intimidated them. They didn't come back.
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VixYW
11/12/18 1:41:57 PM
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Isn't there any kind of smell that repels them? If yes then spray it over the places it likes to stay. That way you wouldn't have to go trough the trouble of getting it on the act again.

Unless you want to catch it for some reason. I recommend to use a Quickball, but a regular Pokeball might do the trick if you're skilled enough.
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