Current Events > Little dad just threw a flapjack at big dad

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We were having Sunday brunch and like usual, little dad started talking about politics. He stated that social democracy should be opposed because it is merely a method of preserving and extending capitalist hegemony. Big dad said that incremental gains for the working class should not be opposed merely for failing to pass an ideological purity test. Little dad called him a reformist, then he called little dad a accelerationist. Then little dad called big dad a liberal and big dad called little dad a crypto-reactionary. Little dad didn't like that. In a flash, he picked up his 10-inch whole wheat pancake slathered with Grade A Canadian maple syrup and flung it across the dinette toward big dad. It missed his face by mere inches, and hit the wall behind him with a "plop." It remained adhered to the wall for what seemed like an eternity, before slowly sliding down, leaving a trail of sticky syrup. At once, the absurd spectacle of the sliding flapjack defused the tension in the room and we all broke out in laughter. Big dad said "I love you" and little dad said he would reconsider the possibility of a transition from a welfare state to a radical workers' democracy.
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Slamming?
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Little Dad called himself a accelerationist?