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Rika_Furude 11/13/18 11:29:16 PM #1: |
https://www.deccanchronicle.com/lifestyle/viral-and-trending/121118/woman-sues-ex-boyfriend-after-his-long-penis-stretched-her-vagina.html
Id print that lawsuit and frame it. Maybe hang it on the wall at work. Probably rent a billboard even. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ErrorCrX 11/13/18 11:31:13 PM #2: |
Shes not going to get far in the case.
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Lost_All_Senses 11/13/18 11:32:24 PM #3: |
2018 baby
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thronedfire2 11/13/18 11:32:49 PM #4: |
Girl couldnt handle the BBC
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SauI_Goodman 11/13/18 11:32:50 PM #5: |
Brings up an interesting debate. Would you rather be 12 inches or 4 inches?
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Raikuro 11/13/18 11:33:03 PM #6: |
only in Africa
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Lost_All_Senses 11/13/18 11:33:56 PM #7: |
SauI_Goodman posted...
Brings up an interesting debate. Would you rather be 12 inches or 4 inches? Imma stay somewhere in the middle --- Name checks out ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ehhwhatever 11/13/18 11:34:37 PM #8: |
60 percent of women can handle a 9" penis, case closed.
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CookieMarvin 11/13/18 11:35:57 PM #9: |
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Axiom 11/13/18 11:36:24 PM #10: |
Oh shit the insecure racists who believed they couldn't pleasure a woman after she had the BBC were right
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SaithSayer 11/13/18 11:36:33 PM #11: |
thronedfire2 posted...
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Kazi1212 11/13/18 11:36:36 PM #12: |
We should not only sign consent forms prior to sex, but we should also measure the girth and depth of our respective genitals to make sure no harm will come to either party during the act.
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SaithSayer 11/13/18 11:37:47 PM #13: |
Kazi1212 posted...
We should not only sign consent forms prior to sex, but we should also measure the girth and depth of our respective genitals to make sure no harm will come to either party during the act. And have an ambulance on standby. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blo 11/13/18 11:38:19 PM #14: |
I have a great team of attorneys and I'm confident we can show how frivolous this case is in court.
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AsianFury2020 11/13/18 11:40:57 PM #15: |
And... at the bottom of that same page..
https://www.deccanchronicle.com/lifestyle/viral-and-trending/110718/woman-left-with-kinder-egg-stuck-inside-her-vagina-after-proposal-goes.html --- Kaze no yo ni Hayaku! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Correct_Facts 11/13/18 11:41:51 PM #16: |
This is news to me. I better lawyer up.
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Rika_Furude 11/13/18 11:42:26 PM #17: |
Kazi1212 posted...
We should not only sign consent forms prior to sex, but we should also measure the girth and depth of our respective genitals to make sure no harm will come to either party during the act. Have the entire session recorded and submitted to the government intercourse inspection and regulation department to verify the woman was alright during and after session. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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matty_s 11/13/18 11:42:39 PM #18: |
His abnormally long penis stretched her?
Didnt know thats how length worked --- Hairy-man ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dragonblade01 11/13/18 11:43:11 PM #19: |
Can't work with the pink, take a stab at the stink.
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thronedfire2 11/13/18 11:44:17 PM #20: |
matty_s posted...
His abnormally long penis stretched her? yeah I noticed that too --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jumi 11/13/18 11:47:13 PM #21: |
Other women will be lining up outside the courtroom.
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Spidey5 11/13/18 11:49:32 PM #22: |
I hope this isn't one of those court cases that drags on too long. Her case seems flaccid.
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ClockworkHare 11/15/18 4:07:27 AM #23: |
thronedfire2 posted...
matty_s posted...His abnormally long penis stretched her? Raikuro posted... only in Africa --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. http://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2017/06/05/flcnpawn.png http://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2017/06/05/84543589.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lordgold666 11/15/18 5:59:13 AM #24: |
lol
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mattnd2007 11/15/18 6:12:33 AM #25: |
That's not how vagina work
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voldothegr8 11/15/18 6:19:50 AM #26: |
I bet he gets offered a job in porn
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Kitt 11/15/18 6:30:40 AM #27: |
Wasn't there a girl who accidentally choked on her boyfriend's dick and died? At least, that was the story he went with when he was facing charges and ended up getting off (no pun intended).
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Laserion 11/15/18 6:41:25 AM #28: |
matty_s posted...
His abnormally long penis stretched her? Yeah. * formerly tight, now stretched * abnormally long penis It would make more sense if she said "wide" instead of "long". --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 11/15/18 7:13:00 AM #29: |
@ladies I got a small dick. You dont gotta worry about this with me.
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YukihoHagiwara 11/15/18 7:20:01 AM #30: |
your honor, I present exhibit A
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EzeDoesIt 11/15/18 7:24:15 AM #31: |
Kitt posted...
Wasn't there a girl who accidentally choked on her boyfriend's dick and died? At least, that was the story he went with when he was facing charges and ended up getting off (no pun intended). there was a cartoon in the New Yorker once with a naked guy & girl in bed, and she had her grey matter spilling out of her head. hes on the phone with the police like, i think i fucked her brains out. --- Not changing this sig. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kitt 11/15/18 7:52:08 AM #32: |
EzeDoesIt posted...
Kitt posted...Wasn't there a girl who accidentally choked on her boyfriend's dick and died? At least, that was the story he went with when he was facing charges and ended up getting off (no pun intended). That's so bad lol --- https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/LkrRVe2 https://imgur.com/Dp03g3y Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rebel_Patriot 11/15/18 9:16:34 AM #33: |
AsianFury2020 posted...
And... at the bottom of that same page.. Wouldnt it just melt out? What chocolate can withstand 98.6 degrees? --- Horses?! We can't afford t'lose no horses! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Noirespanties 11/15/18 9:25:22 AM #34: |
Kitt posted...
Wasn't there a girl who accidentally choked on her boyfriend's dick and died? At least, that was the story he went with when he was facing charges and ended up getting off (no pun intended). IIRC, he got off because he wiped out his massive penis in court ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SaithSayer 11/15/18 9:26:41 AM #35: |
Noirespanties posted...
Kitt posted...Wasn't there a girl who accidentally choked on her boyfriend's dick and died? At least, that was the story he went with when he was facing charges and ended up getting off (no pun intended). Imagine the court stenographer accidentally typing her thoughts into it "God damn that's a big dick!" lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SaithSayer 11/15/18 9:29:08 AM #36: |
Noirespanties posted...
Kitt posted...Wasn't there a girl who accidentally choked on her boyfriend's dick and died? At least, that was the story he went with when he was facing charges and ended up getting off (no pun intended). ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Albel-Nox 11/15/18 9:32:12 AM #37: |
Correct_Facts posted...
This is news to me. I better lawyer up. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gmanthebest 11/15/18 12:11:33 PM #38: |
YukihoHagiwara posted...
your honor, I present exhibit D Ftfy --- What do I feel when I shoot an enemy? Recoil. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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