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Rika_Furude
11/13/18 11:29:16 PM
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https://www.deccanchronicle.com/lifestyle/viral-and-trending/121118/woman-sues-ex-boyfriend-after-his-long-penis-stretched-her-vagina.html

Id print that lawsuit and frame it. Maybe hang it on the wall at work. Probably rent a billboard even.
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ErrorCrX
11/13/18 11:31:13 PM
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Shes not going to get far in the case.
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Lost_All_Senses
11/13/18 11:32:24 PM
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2018 baby
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thronedfire2
11/13/18 11:32:49 PM
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Girl couldnt handle the BBC
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SauI_Goodman
11/13/18 11:32:50 PM
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Brings up an interesting debate. Would you rather be 12 inches or 4 inches?
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Raikuro
11/13/18 11:33:03 PM
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only in Africa
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Lost_All_Senses
11/13/18 11:33:56 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Brings up an interesting debate. Would you rather be 12 inches or 4 inches?


Imma stay somewhere in the middle
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ehhwhatever
11/13/18 11:34:37 PM
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60 percent of women can handle a 9" penis, case closed.
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CookieMarvin
11/13/18 11:35:57 PM
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send him my way
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Axiom
11/13/18 11:36:24 PM
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Oh shit the insecure racists who believed they couldn't pleasure a woman after she had the BBC were right
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SaithSayer
11/13/18 11:36:33 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Girl couldnt handle the BBC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koFsMbtPPck" data-time="
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Kazi1212
11/13/18 11:36:36 PM
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We should not only sign consent forms prior to sex, but we should also measure the girth and depth of our respective genitals to make sure no harm will come to either party during the act.
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SaithSayer
11/13/18 11:37:47 PM
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Kazi1212 posted...
We should not only sign consent forms prior to sex, but we should also measure the girth and depth of our respective genitals to make sure no harm will come to either party during the act.

And have an ambulance on standby.
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Blo
11/13/18 11:38:19 PM
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I have a great team of attorneys and I'm confident we can show how frivolous this case is in court.
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AsianFury2020
11/13/18 11:40:57 PM
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Correct_Facts
11/13/18 11:41:51 PM
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This is news to me. I better lawyer up.
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Rika_Furude
11/13/18 11:42:26 PM
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Kazi1212 posted...
We should not only sign consent forms prior to sex, but we should also measure the girth and depth of our respective genitals to make sure no harm will come to either party during the act.

Have the entire session recorded and submitted to the government intercourse inspection and regulation department to verify the woman was alright during and after session.
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matty_s
11/13/18 11:42:39 PM
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His abnormally long penis stretched her?

Didnt know thats how length worked
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Dragonblade01
11/13/18 11:43:11 PM
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Can't work with the pink, take a stab at the stink.
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thronedfire2
11/13/18 11:44:17 PM
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matty_s posted...
His abnormally long penis stretched her?

Didnt know thats how length worked


yeah I noticed that too
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jumi
11/13/18 11:47:13 PM
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Other women will be lining up outside the courtroom.
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Spidey5
11/13/18 11:49:32 PM
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I hope this isn't one of those court cases that drags on too long. Her case seems flaccid.
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ClockworkHare
11/15/18 4:07:27 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
matty_s posted...
His abnormally long penis stretched her?

Didnt know thats how length worked


yeah I noticed that too

Raikuro posted...
only in Africa

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Lordgold666
11/15/18 5:59:13 AM
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lol
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mattnd2007
11/15/18 6:12:33 AM
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That's not how vagina work
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voldothegr8
11/15/18 6:19:50 AM
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I bet he gets offered a job in porn
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Kitt
11/15/18 6:30:40 AM
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Wasn't there a girl who accidentally choked on her boyfriend's dick and died? At least, that was the story he went with when he was facing charges and ended up getting off (no pun intended).
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Laserion
11/15/18 6:41:25 AM
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matty_s posted...
His abnormally long penis stretched her?

Didnt know thats how length worked

Yeah.
* formerly tight, now stretched
* abnormally long penis

It would make more sense if she said "wide" instead of "long".
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Flockaveli
11/15/18 7:13:00 AM
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@ladies I got a small dick. You dont gotta worry about this with me.
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YukihoHagiwara
11/15/18 7:20:01 AM
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your honor, I present exhibit A
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EzeDoesIt
11/15/18 7:24:15 AM
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Kitt posted...
Wasn't there a girl who accidentally choked on her boyfriend's dick and died? At least, that was the story he went with when he was facing charges and ended up getting off (no pun intended).

there was a cartoon in the New Yorker once with a naked guy & girl in bed, and she had her grey matter spilling out of her head. hes on the phone with the police like, i think i fucked her brains out.
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Kitt
11/15/18 7:52:08 AM
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EzeDoesIt posted...
Kitt posted...
Wasn't there a girl who accidentally choked on her boyfriend's dick and died? At least, that was the story he went with when he was facing charges and ended up getting off (no pun intended).

there was a cartoon in the New Yorker once with a naked guy & girl in bed, and she had her grey matter spilling out of her head. hes on the phone with the police like, i think i fucked her brains out.

That's so bad lol
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Rebel_Patriot
11/15/18 9:16:34 AM
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AsianFury2020 posted...
And... at the bottom of that same page..

https://www.deccanchronicle.com/lifestyle/viral-and-trending/110718/woman-left-with-kinder-egg-stuck-inside-her-vagina-after-proposal-goes.html

Wouldnt it just melt out? What chocolate can withstand 98.6 degrees?
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Noirespanties
11/15/18 9:25:22 AM
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Kitt posted...
Wasn't there a girl who accidentally choked on her boyfriend's dick and died? At least, that was the story he went with when he was facing charges and ended up getting off (no pun intended).

IIRC, he got off because he wiped out his massive penis in court
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SaithSayer
11/15/18 9:26:41 AM
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Noirespanties posted...
Kitt posted...
Wasn't there a girl who accidentally choked on her boyfriend's dick and died? At least, that was the story he went with when he was facing charges and ended up getting off (no pun intended).

IIRC, he got off because he wiped out his massive penis in court

Imagine the court stenographer accidentally typing her thoughts into it "God damn that's a big dick!" lol
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SaithSayer
11/15/18 9:29:08 AM
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Noirespanties posted...
Kitt posted...
Wasn't there a girl who accidentally choked on her boyfriend's dick and died? At least, that was the story he went with when he was facing charges and ended up getting off (no pun intended).

IIRC, he got off because he wiped out his massive penis in court

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YusHyd-duQ" data-time="&start=3
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Albel-Nox
11/15/18 9:32:12 AM
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Correct_Facts posted...
This is news to me. I better lawyer up.
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gmanthebest
11/15/18 12:11:33 PM
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YukihoHagiwara posted...
your honor, I present exhibit D

Ftfy
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