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Blue_Inigo
11/14/18 1:28:45 AM
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Or nah?
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shinobipride
11/14/18 1:29:50 AM
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Yes, only if the fairy was
ur mon
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_Krave_
11/14/18 1:30:02 AM
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Like a gay dude? Nah.
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008Zulu
11/14/18 1:30:06 AM
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Fairies are all of 10cm tall, how are they supposed to do it?
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DrizztLink
11/14/18 1:31:08 AM
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008Zulu posted...
Fairies are all of 10cm tall, how are they supposed to do it?

Enthusiastically.
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Blue_Inigo
11/14/18 1:34:42 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
008Zulu posted...
Fairies are all of 10cm tall, how are they supposed to do it?

Enthusiastically.

Bingo
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pegusus123456
11/14/18 1:37:14 AM
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I'd probably assume all the faerie lore about them being inhuman monsters was true and turn them down.
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Blue_Inigo
11/14/18 11:15:13 AM
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Bump
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specialkid8
11/14/18 11:23:29 AM
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ElatedVenusaur
11/14/18 11:27:04 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
I'd probably assume all the faerie lore about them being inhuman monsters was true and turn them down.

Yeah, I don't think I would be willing to trust a faerie.
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uwnim
11/14/18 11:28:58 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
I'd probably assume all the faerie lore about them being inhuman monsters was true and turn them down.

Be careful with that. Don't want to insult the faerie either, they don't take perceived insults well.
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Blue_Inigo
11/14/18 11:31:24 AM
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ElatedVenusaur posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
I'd probably assume all the faerie lore about them being inhuman monsters was true and turn them down.

Yeah, I don't think I would be willing to trust a faerie.

They sprinkle dust on your dick and let you fly. Whats the problem?
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SpiralDrift
11/14/18 11:34:18 AM
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I politely decline but I offer to let her ride my tongue like a bull.

That way I'm not taking a tragedy leading gift. And by giving the gift of the tongue bull ride there's no reason for the fairy to feel insulted either.
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Purple_Cheetah
11/14/18 11:37:06 AM
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Why not...
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spanky1
11/14/18 11:38:58 AM
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If it's the giant ones from breath of the wild then yes.
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SpiralDrift
11/14/18 11:40:33 AM
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Purple_Cheetah posted...
Why not...

Because it's a magical creature that could make your asshole trade places with your dick if you offend it.
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Purple_Cheetah
11/14/18 11:43:37 AM
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SpiralDrift posted...
Purple_Cheetah posted...
Why not...

Because it's a magical creature that could make your asshole trade places with your dick if you offend it.

It was more a "why not, don't have much else to lose/care for, let's have some weird shit go down and get some action at the same time"

If I become a dickmonster so be it.
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SaithSayer
11/14/18 11:46:46 AM
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Maybe that's what it feels like when Link touches a fairy.
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Blue_Inigo
11/15/18 9:13:29 AM
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Purple_Cheetah posted...
Why not...

This is my thinking as well
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Cheater87
11/15/18 9:19:04 AM
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Like a Tinkerbell sized one? Would be cute hehe. I have a thing for them.
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Noirespanties
11/15/18 9:21:09 AM
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Hell no, faries are like little succubi, I'd be killed
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Oldin
11/15/18 9:30:46 AM
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Noirespanties posted...
Hell no, faries are like little succubi, I'd be killed


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Wedge Antilles
11/15/18 9:37:09 AM
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I've read Dresden Files, no thanks.
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