Current Events > $42,000 but you have explosive orgasms everytime you hear the word 'because'

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Doesn't matter who said it or the context/scenario.

Doesn't matter if it's in person or from the TV or the Radio.

Even if it's your mom or some news reporter, or even if you're just walking along and overhear some complete stranger say "Well I'm not going there because Ryan said he was cover-"

You'd suddenly have an explosive shaking orgasm and ejaculate all over your pants the moment you heard it.

Doesn't matter how many times they say it either, you'll orgasm over and over.



There is no way to turn this off once you accept it.

Would you take it?
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let's see here

>42,000
>consistent immense pleasure
>excuse to wear diaper

Where's the downside here?

Maybe for like a year or something, but for the rest of my life?

Deal.

I'd make trillions off of the psycho freak fucks who are into that shit.
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I would die of dehydration in ten minutes or less.

What a way to go though!
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MICHALCOLE posted...

Maybe for like a year or something, but for the rest of my life?

Forever if you accept
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t_paynes_ghost posted...

let's see here

>42,000
>consistent immense pleasure
>excuse to wear diaper

Where's the downside here?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFaFNJWuwjg" data-time="
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How does this effect females?
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Duncanwii posted...

How does this effect females?

The same except less messy
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There's a real condition that makes people orgasm uncontrollably/spontaneously. I forget what it's called. Makes your life a living hell. I remember seeing some documentary with a person talking about how it happened to them like five times during one of their parent's funerals. It was depressing. Like you can't even grieve, your body just constantly sabotages you at the worst moments in your life.
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Paper_Okami posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOt11pyktgI" data-time="

no more!
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TheOnionKnight posted...

There's a real condition that makes people orgasm uncontrollably/spontaneously. I forget what it's called. Makes your life a living hell. I remember seeing some documentary with a person talking about how it happened to them like five times during one of their parent's funerals. It was depressing. Like you can't even grieve, your body just constantly sabotages you at the worst moments in your life.

I remember CE being massive dicks about that
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50-50 so far
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I'm not seeing a downside.
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Does reading it count too?
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t_paynes_ghost posted...

let's see here

>42,000
>consistent immense pleasure
>excuse to wear diaper

Where's the downside here?

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No. Probably end up spending a fortune cleaning my pants.
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IloveJesus posted...

I'm not seeing a downside.

It's gonna be hell to explain where the $42000 came from.
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*yes*

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Incould make a fortune as a super sperm donor.
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How explosive are we talking here? Is it like Hancock explosive where I'll need a safe word like mountain top?
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Does reading it count too?

No only hearing.
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boutta put this on loop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWAS1lQMF28" data-time="
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Garioshi posted...

boutta put this on loop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWAS1lQMF28" data-time="

That would be pretty unpleasant
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No way.

No is taking the lead
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