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Manocheese 11/21/18 1:28:17 AM #1:	https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-cuts-off-testicles-with-pocket-knife-during-detox-report A man in Washington reportedly cut off his own testicles while he was undergoing an alcohol detoxification. Officers with the Kennewick Police Department received a report on Friday of a male cutting an animal with a knife, KEPR-TV reported. But as officers arrived at the scene, they discovered a man "covered in blood on his hands and pants" because he reportedly cut his testicles off with a pocket knife. Police said the man was completing a detoxification and was confused about what he was doing. He was transported to the hospital after his testicles were reportedly "retrieved and given to medics." Man that sounds painful... --- ()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this... (o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery <cite>Manocheese posted [p:912778567] in Man cuts o... [t:77223785]...</cite> <quote>https://www.foxnews.com/us/man-cuts-off-testicles-with-pocket-knife-during-detox-report <quote>A man in Washington reportedly cut off his own testicles while he was undergoing an alcohol detoxification. Officers with the Kennewick Police Department received a report on Friday of a male cutting an animal with a knife, KEPR-TV reported. But as officers arrived at the scene, they discovered a man "covered in blood on his hands and pants" because he reportedly cut his testicles off with a pocket knife. Police said the man was completing a detoxification and was confused about what he was doing. He was transported to the hospital after his testicles were reportedly "retrieved and given to medics."</quote> Man that sounds painful...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 11/21/18 1:29:06 AM #2:	florida man strikes again <cite>Reis posted [p:912778597] in Man cuts o... [t:77223785]...</cite> <quote>florida man strikes again</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VipaGTS 11/21/18 1:29:34 AM #3:	I don't think detoxing makes you do that... --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." <cite>VipaGTS posted [p:912778616] in Man cuts o... [t:77223785]...</cite> <quote>I don't think detoxing makes you do that...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blablablax17 11/21/18 1:30:16 AM #4:	Detoxing from alcohol by yourself is very dangerous. --- Derp <cite>blablablax17 posted [p:912778646] in Man cuts o... [t:77223785]...</cite> <quote>Detoxing from alcohol by yourself is very dangerous.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 11/21/18 1:30:41 AM #5:	wot? --- Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:912778663] in Man cuts o... [t:77223785]...</cite> <quote>wot?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VipaGTS 11/21/18 1:32:00 AM #6:	blablablax17 posted... Detoxing from alcohol by yourself is very dangerous. Yes but mostly because of what you're body is going through while it attempts to reset itself...I really don't think it could drive you to feel the urge to cut off your own testicles...I mean it does fuck with you mentally but this just seems like its far too extreme to simply be blamed on the withdrawal. --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." <cite>VipaGTS posted [p:912778710] in Man cuts o... [t:77223785]...</cite> <quote><cite>blablablax17 posted...</cite> <quote>Detoxing from alcohol by yourself is very dangerous.</quote> Yes but mostly because of what you're body is going through while it attempts to reset itself...I really don't think it could drive you to feel the urge to cut off your own testicles...I mean it does fuck with you mentally but this just seems like its far too extreme to simply be blamed on the withdrawal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Webmaster4531 11/21/18 1:32:41 AM #7:	Was he freebasing Alcohol before? --- Ad Hominem. <cite>Webmaster4531 posted [p:912778735] in Man cuts o... [t:77223785]...</cite> <quote>Was he freebasing Alcohol before?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 11/21/18 1:33:34 AM #8:	imagine being the EMT getting paid jack shit to retrieve testicles. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:912778766] in Man cuts o... [t:77223785]...</cite> <quote>imagine being the EMT getting paid jack shit to retrieve testicles.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 11/21/18 6:18:07 AM #9:	lol wtf detoxing isn't that confusing... --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:912785013] in Man cuts o... [t:77223785]...</cite> <quote>lol wtf detoxing isn't that confusing...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 11/21/18 6:46:54 AM #10:	This is why I don't quit drinking --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:912785592] in Man cuts o... [t:77223785]...</cite> <quote>This is why I don't quit drinking</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crazyman93 11/21/18 6:49:42 AM #11:	Manocheese posted... his testicles were reportedly "retrieved and given to medics." Man, wonder what the guy who got that job did to deserve it. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks <cite>Crazyman93 posted [p:912785637] in Man cuts o... [t:77223785]...</cite> <quote><cite>Manocheese posted...</cite> <quote>his testicles were reportedly "retrieved and given to medics."</quote> Man, wonder what the guy who got that job did to deserve it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YourDrunkFather 11/21/18 7:33:45 AM #12:	He doesn't have the balls to detoxify by himself --- One bourbon,one scotch,one beer <cite>YourDrunkFather posted [p:912786527] in Man cuts o... [t:77223785]...</cite> <quote>He doesn't have the balls to detoxify by himself</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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