Current Events > Fuck thanksgiving and fuck the holidays in general

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Fuck off

Fuck happiness!
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It basically is just one big scam
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At thanksgiving I once drank a whole gallon of milk in a whole day and I could feel my bones expand. At first I thought I was just full from the milk, but my skin started to form stretch marks and I was visibly wider. I didn't know what was happening but I had an uncontrollable urge to drink more milk. I drove into the nearest gas station and literally ripped the door off the rifrigerated section containing the milk. I started chugging gallon after gallon of milk standing right there in the store, my skin ripping at the seams. The cashier ran over to stop me but I swatted him aside and in one clean blow he landed across the room, shattering every bone in his pathetic meat suit. There was nothing left of him but a wet bloody puddle deprived of structure. I never thought I had it in me to kill but by now I had ascended beyond petty morality. As I finished my eighth gallon it felt as though my stomach would rupture. My ribs broke out of my chest like a baby xxenomorph. My finger bones had grown through my hands a white nub could be seen protruding from my nose. My face was so stretched over my now massive skull I looked like Jenny McCarthy. My biceps and muscles were hard and calcified. My boner now had a bone. I finished my twelfth gallon and began screaming and flexing, my skin tearing around my robust skeletal frame. With one final push I shed my meat chrysalis. I was free. I didn't even use the door I simply walked out the wall of the gas station. Mortar and stone yielded to my mighty calcium. The cops were already there. In terror they began firing at me but even lead is no match for calcium. I walked straight toward one, reached down his throat and pulled his skeleton from his flesh sheath. With his bone I assembled a mighty claymore sword. With a single swing I cleaved the Earth in twain and descended into the inky black. Here I wait until the time I'm called into service for the great skellington war.
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ssj3vegeta posted...

Fuck happiness!

And this is where I'd put my happiness

IF I HAD ONE
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I hope I have alcohol for tomorrow
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stop
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What the heck
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i follow u
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Why so down on holidays, TC? Want to talk?
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I got laughed at today because I said I wasn't going to keep up pace with the holidays. Ok, on the one hand it is rush time and on the other it is kick back time, so what is wrong with I'm not going to keep up pace with the holidays?
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Funcoot posted...

Why so down on holidays, TC? Want to talk?

They remind me of how alone I am

Parappa09 posted...

i follow u

Oh I see
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I've definitely been down in the dumps during holiday season before and I ain't gonna lie it just makes you feel worse when you see and read these cheery stories and commercials for the holidays when your life is in shambles. Tbh those kinda things make depressed people feel worse than they make anyone else feel better from my experiences.
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Fucksgiving
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Well, it's not exactly a healthy solution, but alcohol always helps me.
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TommyG663513 posted...

It basically is just one big scam

this isn't wrong, but I can't be mad a holiday that encourages me to eat lots of food, not feel guilty about and pass out in a food coma while watching football.

The rest of these holidays however can go kindly die in a fire. worse is all the birthdays my damn family has during the holidays....thanksgiving, XMAS, XMAS eve, new years eve....hell we even had a dog one time born on December 20th.

I just don't like the mass spending, forced time together and how people's attitudes change. everyone gets all worked up trying to make Xmas perfect that by the time Xmas comes around they are burned out and then there is the legit scam aspect of it all.

oh well....i'll be scrooge. I'm okay with that.

but tomorrow? I can't be mad at tomorrow lol

kayoticdreamz posted...

The rest of these holidays however can go kindly die in a fire. worse is all the birthdays my damn family has during the holidays....thanksgiving, XMAS, XMAS eve, new years eve....hell we even had a dog one time born on December 20th.

I'm lucky in that none of my family members have B-days near Christmas

closest is my dad at Nov 4th
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HylianFox posted...

kayoticdreamz posted...

The rest of these holidays however can go kindly die in a fire. worse is all the birthdays my damn family has during the holidays....thanksgiving, XMAS, XMAS eve, new years eve....hell we even had a dog one time born on December 20th.

I'm lucky in that none of my family members have B-days near Christmas

closest is my dad at Nov 4th

you are lucky....present buying just becomes insane, and it's basically liking planning for multiple Xmas's

my bro and I were both born in July

summer birthdays = best birthdays
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