Current Events > Your reaction: You discover that everyone will hate/mock you after you die.

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You wake up one ordinary day and go about your businsess as usual.

Eventually you end up on an esclator with a woman in front of you who is mighty thrilled about the jagged teapot she just bought and is holding in her hands, while a big black British black man called Wesley stands behind you.

Some ruffians come up behind Wesley and go "Hey ****head! We don't like your type around here." another goes "Yeah we hate British people!" then they shove him.

He falls down onto you which in turn like dominos makes you fall onto the woman and you land face first onto her jagged teapot with all of Wesley's immense girth behind you crushing your face against it, causing it to penetrate your skull as the rest of your body hits the elevator stairs and instantly kill you.

However when you die, you have an out of body experience and float around as a ghost. Seeing all the commotion as everyone rushes over to check on you, the EMTs come and establish that you are dead.

You flash forward to your funeral and friends/family people you know in general talking about you. Only to your horror realize that they are just talking shit about you. Saying that you sucked or they're glad you're dead or at best just cracking jokes about you. Like you're Ebenezer Scrooge only if he wasn't rich and was a nerd.



Then suddenly you wake up and it's that same original morning. You just got a glimpse into the potential future.

How do you react? What would you do? Do you think you would change who you are?
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UnfairRepresent posted...

they're glad you're dead or at best just cracking jokes about you.

best way to be dead
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I'm dead.

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getting roasted is literally an acknowledgement of accomplishment
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If I could ghost around, why would I go to a funeral? I'd go everywhere and just enjoy. Who cares what everyone feels.

DoomsSD posted...

I'm used to it already.

Yeap. No real change.
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CommonStar posted...

If I could ghost around, why would I go to a funeral? I'd go everywhere and just enjoy. Who cares what everyone feels.

Read A Christmas Carol
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"So what? I'm right."

and that's really all that matters regardless of what people say about you, living or dead.
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