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Duncanwii
11/24/18 2:02:40 PM
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Mentally and physically shes the same age as you but she came into existance 3 months ago and has no memories before that point. She has no clue where she came from and she is very distressed by this fact and has trouble trusting people. Also she has no belly button.
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Ray_Dorset
11/24/18 2:03:37 PM
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Garioshi
11/24/18 2:03:39 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Also she has no belly button.

Dealbreaker
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Irregardless
11/24/18 2:04:21 PM
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Like she was grown in a vat or something?
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Solar_Crimson
11/24/18 2:04:40 PM
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If she's the same age as me mentally and physically, deal.
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All_My_Life
11/24/18 2:05:47 PM
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Bad territory to dive into with this one
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Duncanwii
11/24/18 2:06:00 PM
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Irregardless posted...
Like she was grown in a vat or something?

No. She spontaneously came into existance 3 months ago and has no parents or family. She also has no legal certification. For all intents and purposes before 3 months ago she ever existed.
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edededdy
11/24/18 2:06:06 PM
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duncanwii close your damn fucking account you never fucking learn
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refmon
11/24/18 2:06:15 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Mentally and physically shes the same age as you but she came into existance 3 months ago and has no memories before that point. She has no clue where she came from and she is very distressed by this fact and has trouble trusting people. Also she has no belly button.


hello kyle xyz
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FreeKnowledge
11/24/18 2:06:28 PM
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edededdy posted...
duncanwii close your damn fucking account you never fucking learn
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Raikuro
11/24/18 2:11:32 PM
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There's no possible way she'd be mentally the same age if her brain did not exist 3 months ago. There would be a couple decades of experience missing.
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edededdy
11/24/18 2:12:01 PM
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Irregardless posted...
edededdy posted...
duncanwii close your damn fucking account you never fucking learn

What is your problem anyway? Did you just decide to harass random users?

shut the fuck up
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DezDroppedFreak
11/24/18 2:12:44 PM
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What the hell is this
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Hop103
11/24/18 2:14:27 PM
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So basically Dizzy, that's fine then.
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Duncanwii
11/24/18 2:21:55 PM
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Raikuro posted...
There's no possible way she'd be mentally the same age if her brain did not exist 3 months ago. There would be a couple decades of experience missing.

Who knows. All the girl remembers is waking up naked in central park with no memories before that point.
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OwlRammer
11/24/18 2:23:07 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Mentally and physically shes the same age as you

what's the downside?
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Ryuko_Chan
11/24/18 2:23:23 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Raikuro posted...
There's no possible way she'd be mentally the same age if her brain did not exist 3 months ago. There would be a couple decades of experience missing.

Who knows. All the girl remembers is waking up naked in central park with no memories before that point.

Oh so shes a New Yorker? Dealbreaker.
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Vol2tex
11/24/18 2:24:09 PM
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refmon posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Mentally and physically shes the same age as you but she came into existance 3 months ago and has no memories before that point. She has no clue where she came from and she is very distressed by this fact and has trouble trusting people. Also she has no belly button.


hello kyle xyz

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Duncanwii
11/24/18 2:25:35 PM
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Ryuko_Chan posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Raikuro posted...
There's no possible way she'd be mentally the same age if her brain did not exist 3 months ago. There would be a couple decades of experience missing.

Who knows. All the girl remembers is waking up naked in central park with no memories before that point.

Oh so shes a New Yorker? Dealbreaker.

Shes nobody. That's kind of the point.
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Error1355
11/24/18 2:26:37 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Shes nobody. That's kind of the point.

Wow that's rude to say about a 3 month old.
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SpiralDrift
11/24/18 2:30:28 PM
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I decide to raise her as my daughter. I use the wacky scenarios this will create as writing material as I try to break into Hollywood as a comedy writer, which itself will lead to many wacky scenarios.
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Duncanwii
11/24/18 3:22:45 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
I decide to raise her as my daughter.

A daughter the same age as you?
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SpiralDrift
11/24/18 3:25:26 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
I decide to raise her as my daughter.

A daughter the same age as you?

It's the perfect sitcom scenario.
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Vol2tex
11/24/18 4:21:39 PM
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awesome999
11/24/18 4:23:45 PM
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FreeKnowledge posted...
edededdy posted...
duncanwii close your damn fucking account you never fucking learn

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Spidey5
11/24/18 4:26:42 PM
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