Current Events > As much as people shit on Yamcha, he had a pretty good life >_>

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NeonOctopus
11/25/18 2:05:32 PM
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-Despite being one of the weakest Z-fighters, he's still one of the strongest people on Earth

-He banged Bulma for like 10 years straight and banged a bunch of other chicks during their relationship and afterwards

-He has a successful baseball career and probably makes tons of money from it

-Has a talking cat that can transform into anything



Are peeps actually just secretly jealous of Yamcha? >_>
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El Mexicano Texano
11/25/18 2:07:20 PM
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He got cucked and lived in the desert as a thief for his childhood and teen years. He also dies several times....
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HylianFox
11/25/18 2:07:59 PM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
He also dies several times....

nearly everyone in DBZ has died at least twice
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NeonOctopus
11/25/18 2:09:32 PM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
He got cucked and lived in the desert as a thief for his childhood and teen years. He also dies several times....

Dying in the DBZ universe is on the same level as having a mild cold for a day
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A_Good_Boy
11/25/18 2:09:44 PM
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Yamcha drives sports cars while Goku can barely drive at all.
Yamcha bangs super models and Goku hasn't even kissed Chi-Chi.
Yamcha has wealth from a successful career in baseball and Goku dodges his wife because she might ask him to get a job.

Sure Goku is stronger and faster, but I'd rather be Yamcha way before I'd rather be Goku.
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ZMythos
11/25/18 2:09:47 PM
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HylianFox posted...
nearly everyone in DBZ has died at least twice

I think Gohan's only died once...
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NeonOctopus
11/25/18 2:10:56 PM
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ZMythos posted...
HylianFox posted...
nearly everyone in DBZ has died at least twice

I think Gohan's only died once...

Actually, has Gohan ever died? I don't even remember if there was a first time.
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josifrees
11/25/18 2:10:56 PM
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Dont forget that the only reason that Goku survives the android saga is because of Yamcha
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HylianFox
11/25/18 2:11:47 PM
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that's why I said "nearly"
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ZMythos
11/25/18 2:13:06 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Actually, has Gohan ever died? I don't even remember if there was a first time.

I think he technically dies when Kid Buu blows up the Earth.
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A_Good_Boy
11/25/18 2:13:58 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
ZMythos posted...
HylianFox posted...
nearly everyone in DBZ has died at least twice

I think Gohan's only died once...

Actually, has Gohan ever died? I don't even remember if there was a first time.

He gets killed when Buu blows up the planet. Mr. Satan is the earthling with the longest living streak.
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SSJGrimReaper
11/25/18 2:14:04 PM
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Krillin is the true mack daddy of the z-fighters
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A_Good_Boy
11/25/18 2:16:09 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Krillin is the true mack daddy of the z-fighters

He convinced a single amnesiac with nothing better to do to settle down with him, and that's the only women he's been with canonically. He's also another one living a worse life than Yamcha.
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SSJGrimReaper
11/25/18 2:17:43 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Krillin is the true mack daddy of the z-fighters

He convinced a single amnesiac with nothing better to do to settle down with him, and that's the only women he's been with canonically. He's also another one living a worse life than Yamcha.


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jpenny2
11/25/18 2:18:59 PM
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"Mr. Kent, if you had to come up with a word for how dead he is, what would it be?"

"Cadaverific!"
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HylianFox
11/25/18 2:19:18 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
He convinced a single amnesiac with nothing better to do to settle down with him

hey now let's not forget he saved 18's life by wishing for her to no-longer be an android with an explosive inside her body
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Irony
11/25/18 2:21:38 PM
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Yamcha is more useful than Chiaotzu
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A_Good_Boy
11/25/18 2:22:08 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
A_Good_Boy posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Krillin is the true mack daddy of the z-fighters

He convinced a single amnesiac with nothing better to do to settle down with him, and that's the only women he's been with canonically. He's also another one living a worse life than Yamcha.


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And they still live with Roshi.

Sure, Yamcha might have been bodied with a Saibaman, but that was just a one-time thing. Krillin has always been a perverted old man's roommate, even after getting with 18 and having a kid.
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Skye Reynolds
11/25/18 2:29:15 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
-He banged Bulma for like 10 years straight and banged a bunch of other chicks during their relationship and afterwards


-Has a talking cat that can transform into anything


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Foppe
11/25/18 2:34:21 PM
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Didnt Mr. Satan pay Android 18 20 millions to make her lose the fight?
Krillin must have seen that money in use.
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SSJGrimReaper
11/25/18 2:36:36 PM
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Yeah but Krillin got to bone that one chick that looked like Bulma
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Solar_Crimson
11/25/18 2:37:59 PM
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Foppe posted...
Didnt Mr. Satan pay Android 18 20 millions to make her lose the fight?
Krillin must have seen that money in use.

Yep, and she gets a cut of his earnings every time he wins.
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NeonOctopus
11/25/18 2:44:55 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Yeah but Krillin got to bone that one chick that looked like Bulma

Maron? Yeah, Krillin got some action with her for sure.
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gunplagirl
11/25/18 3:11:25 PM
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HylianFox posted...
El Mexicano Texano posted...
He also dies several times....

nearly everyone in DBZ has died at least twice

All of (insert several planets here) have died at least once if they were around during the events of DBZ
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KStateKing17
11/25/18 3:14:36 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
A_Good_Boy posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Krillin is the true mack daddy of the z-fighters

He convinced a single amnesiac with nothing better to do to settle down with him, and that's the only women he's been with canonically. He's also another one living a worse life than Yamcha.


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And they still live with Roshi.

Sure, Yamcha might have been bodied with a Saibaman, but that was just a one-time thing. Krillin has always been a perverted old man's roommate, even after getting with 18 and having a kid.

I think they moved out.
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Guide
11/25/18 3:17:49 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Yeah but Krillin got to bone that one chick that looked like Bulma


Doujin Bulma. Lucky guy.
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
11/25/18 3:21:33 PM
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Yamcha is basically a meta joke on the whole idea of DBZ. You have all these super powerful beings who could literally destroy the planet. Yet, they don't because of family and just the sheer fun of fighting.

Yamcha is like, "Fuck this, Imma show you what to do!" and bangs all over the world, becomes a famous celebrity athlete, makes a living playing a sport he seemingly loves, destroys everyone at it, and yet is looked down on and shit all over by these demi-gods.

Yamcha is what 99% of us would do given the kind of ability they have. Get famous, get rich, get laid, do something you love the entire time.
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_Squirtle_
11/25/18 3:22:15 PM
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He's one of the better characters honestly

Tien - triclops freak
Krillin - dwarf who could only seduce a woman that spent the first 17-20 years of her life around her dad and two brothers
Piccolo - just sits around and meditates all day by himself like a loser

And then the Saiyans are all fucked up. Dysfunctional and unhealthy family lives, child endangerment
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Azardea
11/25/18 4:28:17 PM
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KStateKing17 posted...
A_Good_Boy posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
A_Good_Boy posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Krillin is the true mack daddy of the z-fighters

He convinced a single amnesiac with nothing better to do to settle down with him, and that's the only women he's been with canonically. He's also another one living a worse life than Yamcha.


delete this post

And they still live with Roshi.

Sure, Yamcha might have been bodied with a Saibaman, but that was just a one-time thing. Krillin has always been a perverted old man's roommate, even after getting with 18 and having a kid.

I think they moved out.

Yeah. 99% sure they've moved out in Super.
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dave_is_slick
11/25/18 4:36:46 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Yamcha bangs super models and Goku hasn't even kissed Chi-Chi.

This is something that I'll always choose to ignore because that is the stupidest shit Toriyama could've come up with.
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NeonOctopus
11/25/18 4:40:52 PM
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That's pretty alpha of Goku tho. No kissing, no foreplay, no cuddling

Just. Straight. Fucking.
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tremain07
11/25/18 4:47:44 PM
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If she were canon I could picture Yamcha with 21
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NeonOctopus
11/25/18 6:43:33 PM
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