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Frostmourne 12/01/18 7:41:18 AM #1: |
<_<
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FF_Redux 12/01/18 7:43:12 AM #2: |
*starts carving out a glory hole*
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Romulox28 12/01/18 7:55:57 AM #5: |
When I was in Catholic school we had a priest there who was like 90 something years old, basically senile. He didn't do mass anymore because he'd forget parts but he would help like an altar server or whatever.
Anyway he still gave confessions, and when the school made us go to confession some of us would make up outrageous shit to say in the confessional and gauge his reaction. I remember one time my friend when in there and said he had committed adultery and from the outside we heard the priest yell "WHAAAAAAT" --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RoboLaserGandhi 12/01/18 7:57:00 AM #6: |
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC 12/01/18 8:04:45 AM #7: |
"Forgive me, Father; for I have sinned. It's been forty-one days since my last confession. So. My best friend caught me sniffing his little sister's panties. I pulled them back up her legs, but it made the rest of her funeral really awkward. How many acts of contrition should I do?"
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apolloooo 12/01/18 8:05:23 AM #8: |
Daddy i have been naughty
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Fossil 12/01/18 8:12:07 AM #9: |
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
God damnit I'm going to hell for laughing. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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synth_real 12/01/18 10:42:03 AM #10: |
Forgive me father, I peed in the holy water
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monkmith 12/01/18 10:50:19 AM #11: |
apparently anything truly criminal, since prists write it down and the cops are currently raiding those secret archives in texas.
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC 12/01/18 8:28:09 PM #12: |
Fossil posted...
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted... Got it from a USAF former coworker who posted it with the caption "this is why chaplains drink" XD. --- "Ring me mother!" -- Max 'Leather Jacket Guy' Byrne ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Texas_Horns 12/01/18 8:35:03 PM #14: |
apolloooo posted...
Daddy i have been naughty this is pretty bad ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Texas_Horns 12/01/18 8:35:48 PM #15: |
RedWhiteBlue posted...
Me: I fucked your wife many times. Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. highly unlikely u find a married priest ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RchHomieQuanChi 12/01/18 8:36:35 PM #16: |
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
Lmfaooo --- I have nothing else to say ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 12/01/18 8:39:05 PM #17: |
FBI, you're under arrest.
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Proto_Spark 12/01/18 8:40:50 PM #18: |
"So where do you keep the altar boys?"
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deupd_u 12/01/18 8:41:27 PM #19: |
Ravioli, ravioli, give me salvati-oli
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