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butthole666
12/02/18 10:00:08 PM
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Should I just burn it off
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powerman1426
12/02/18 10:02:10 PM
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butthole666 posted...
Should I just burn it off

You're gonna have to. Sorry man
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Noirespanties
12/02/18 10:02:34 PM
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Did the toilet overflow?
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ThyCorndog
12/02/18 10:05:36 PM
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long dick problems amirite

if the toilet ever gets clogged I can just drop mine in and it'll snake the pipe
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kingdrake2
12/02/18 10:05:50 PM
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Conflict posted...
Why you guys act so weird when it comes to public bathrooms


he didn't mention public toilet...
burn it off.
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darkmaian23
12/02/18 10:09:30 PM
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Yes, it's the only way to be sure.
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uwnim
12/02/18 10:11:42 PM
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That or amputate. It needs to go now though. If you wait too long things will get bad.
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SSJGrimReaper
12/02/18 10:14:19 PM
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that's what you get for not knowing how to park your meat
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FarFromFields
12/02/18 10:14:27 PM
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RIP
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voldothegr8
12/02/18 10:14:45 PM
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A nice acid bath will clear it right up
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Unknown5uspect
12/02/18 10:14:49 PM
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LordFarquad1312
12/02/18 10:15:11 PM
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Don't worry, it grows back.
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butthole666
12/02/18 10:25:01 PM
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Conflict posted...
Why you guys act so weird when it comes to public bathrooms

My literal wiener dipping into water in which I have literally just shat is a problem no matter where I am but the fact that its a toilet other people have shit in is of course even worse
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butthole666
12/02/18 10:25:23 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
that's what you get for not knowing how to park your meat

There was dried up pee on the rim
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butthole666
12/02/18 10:26:13 PM
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Conflict posted...
ThyCorndog posted...
long dick problems amirite

if the toilet ever gets clogged I can just drop mine in and it'll snake the pipe


I'd guess it's more to do with TC's short stature than having a long dick tbh

Its a combination of having a big dick and the toilet having unbelievably high tide
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SaithSayer
12/02/18 10:27:08 PM
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butthole666 posted...
Conflict posted...
Why you guys act so weird when it comes to public bathrooms

My literal wiener dipping into water in which I have literally just shat is a problem no matter where I am but the fact that its a toilet other people have shit in is of course even worse

So you eat while shitting?
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0AbsoluteZero0
12/02/18 10:29:00 PM
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Sometimes its better to be a grower, not a shower
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MuayThai85
12/02/18 10:29:45 PM
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butthole666 posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
that's what you get for not knowing how to park your meat

There was dried up pee on the rim


And you still sat on it? How fucking gross are you? Clean that shit off first you nasty fuck.
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butthole666
12/02/18 10:33:28 PM
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The rim =/= the seat
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GameboyTroy
12/02/18 10:34:25 PM
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Try not to worry about it.
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SaithSayer
12/02/18 10:34:48 PM
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Who tf sits on the rim lmao

Women who don't look.
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butthole666
12/02/18 10:36:20 PM
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Who tf sits on the rim lmao

The seat has a gap

Revealing the rim

I sat on the seat
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Axiom
12/02/18 10:37:28 PM
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Conflict posted...
Why you guys act so weird when it comes to public bathrooms

To be fair this is just an uncomfortable and disgusting feeling even when it happens at home
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butthole666
12/02/18 10:45:52 PM
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I literally felt it enter my urethra
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Guy_Fieri
12/02/18 10:47:40 PM
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You got swamp dick now bro
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ThyCorndog
12/02/18 10:48:12 PM
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butthole666 posted...
I literally felt it enter my urethra

no need to burn it off. it'll fall off on its own
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powerman1426
12/02/18 10:57:14 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
butthole666 posted...
I literally felt it enter my urethra

no need to burn it off. it'll fall off on its own

Lmao
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SSJ2GrimReaper
12/02/18 10:59:01 PM
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TC's dinker donger will looks like a bloodbourne boss by the end of the week
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/02/18 10:59:36 PM
#34:


RIP your twig.
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GameboyTroy
12/02/18 11:40:36 PM
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butthole666 posted...
I literally felt it enter my urethra

It's probably going to hurt.
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darkmaian23
12/03/18 7:26:23 AM
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Seriously though, watch out for infection and be sure to go to a doctor if you see the signs.
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butthole666
12/03/18 1:37:50 PM
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darkmaian23 posted...
Seriously though, watch out for infection and be sure to go to a doctor if you see the signs.

Yeah im basically expecting a UTI
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eston
12/03/18 1:42:33 PM
#38:


I feel bad for you dudes with droopy dicks

Maybe you need some dick suspenders
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prince_leo
12/03/18 1:43:53 PM
#39:


growers > showers
for just this reason
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Drumiester
12/03/18 1:44:36 PM
#40:


I am literally dying of laughter here at my quiet work office thanks to this topic
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eggcorn
12/03/18 1:48:25 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
TC's dinker donger will looks like a bloodbourne boss by the end of the week

ahahaha
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butthole666
12/04/18 9:39:55 PM
#42:


Ye i def have a uti fml
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lincoln002
12/04/18 9:53:58 PM
#43:


Drumiester posted...
I am literally dying of laughter here at my quiet work office thanks to this topic


I got a good laugh as well.
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0AbsoluteZero0
12/05/18 9:51:47 PM
#44:


butthole666 posted...
Ye i def have a uti fml

Lmao
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prettyprincess
12/05/18 9:55:20 PM
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shoulda jerked it with a lysol wipe
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kingdrake2
12/05/18 9:55:24 PM
#46:


0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
butthole666 posted...
Ye i def have a uti fml

Lmao


there only one thing left to do...
burn it off.
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SauI_Goodman
12/05/18 9:57:06 PM
#47:


prince_leo posted...
growers > showers
for just this reason

i'd rather be a shower. so I could let it all hang loose in the public showers instead of covering up.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
12/05/18 10:04:04 PM
#48:


I told y'all

Now TC's dinker donger lookin like Ebrietas
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butthole666
12/05/18 11:56:05 PM
#49:


No but peeing feels not nice
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