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Post any of your Tinder stories here. Successful attempts to get laid / go out with someone, unsuccessful attempts; funny conversations you took part in, or saw uploaded to a website after the fact; the ethos that Tinder has; how using the app has effected your lifestyle choices.

Also, do you feel Tinder is generally a good app or not, and why?

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I struck it with a flint, and fire was made.
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One day soon I'll try tinder out
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Wrong Tinder, friend. We're talking about the "dating" app. Get with the times. I mean, you're using tinder to make fire, as opposed to just turning the heating in your house on.
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Here are some good Tinder profiles.

*warning: offensive*

http://thechive.com/2015/10/28/these-girls-on-tinder-are-straight-to-the-point-42-photos/

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I'm surprised at how few people have posted. There's usually a fair amount of chatter on CE about this. Having said that, most of those are stories of failure, so perhaps people are too embarrassed to post.
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Bump.
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Nobody wants to give Sunhawk any info on their lives.
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It's not Tinder, but I have a first date from Bumble tonight. I'm also running on 3 hours of sleep, with a 30+ minute drive afterwards, so I don't know how that's gonna go.
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Sunhawk posted...

I'm surprised at how few people have posted. There's usually a fair amount of chatter on CE about this. Having said that, most of those are stories of failure, so perhaps people are too embarrassed to post.

I think you need to rename it "tinder/bumble/okcupid online dating general"

People think it's just tinder.
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Most people on CE who use dating apps / services use Tinder. You quite often see people talking about it.

Oh man, remember last year, that guy who send 100 messages just asking for sex (I can't remember the exact wording), but before his account got banned or whatever, about 25 people had all said no? That was pretty entertaining. It was a real shame he got stopped halfway through. At least a few girls would probably have said yes.

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Sunhawk posted...

I'm surprised at how few people have posted.

yeah who would want to miss another episode of snu attacking women
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Well...the people who use it, both women AND men, are pretty slutty. I mean, it's turned into a hook-up app. I know people try and deny this, but I don't see how.
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Sunhawk posted...

Most people on CE who use dating apps / services use Tinder. You quite often see people talking about it.

Oh man, remember last year, that guy who send 100 messages just asking for sex (I can't remember the exact wording), but before his account got banned or whatever, about 25 people had all said no? That was pretty entertaining. It was a real shame he got stopped halfway through. At least a few girls would probably have said yes.

Guy got banned for asking for sex?

Is that not literally what tinder is for?
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met up with a chick in boston. didn't do much, just made out. went back the following weekend, made out more, got a $100 parking ticket, then we both went on separate vacations 4th of july and didn't keep it going after that.

riveting tale
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bloodydeath0 posted...

met up with a chick in boston. didn't do much, just made out. went back the following weekend, made out more, got a $100 parking ticket, then we both went on separate vacations 4th of july and didn't keep it going after that.

riveting tale

That WAS riveting? Can you give us more details, please?

Muffinz0rz posted...

Sunhawk posted...

Most people on CE who use dating apps / services use Tinder. You quite often see people talking about it.

Oh man, remember last year, that guy who send 100 messages just asking for sex (I can't remember the exact wording), but before his account got banned or whatever, about 25 people had all said no? That was pretty entertaining. It was a real shame he got stopped halfway through. At least a few girls would probably have said yes.

Guy got banned for asking for sex?

Is that not literally what tinder is for?

I thought that was strange, and I think other people in the flopix did as well. It's like getting fined for being in just your swimwear at a swimming pool.

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Sunhawk posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

Sunhawk posted...

Most people on CE who use dating apps / services use Tinder. You quite often see people talking about it.

Oh man, remember last year, that guy who send 100 messages just asking for sex (I can't remember the exact wording), but before his account got banned or whatever, about 25 people had all said no? That was pretty entertaining. It was a real shame he got stopped halfway through. At least a few girls would probably have said yes.

Guy got banned for asking for sex?

Is that not literally what tinder is for?

I thought that was strange, and I think other people in the flopix did as well. It's like getting fined for being in just your swimwear at a swimming pool.

Yeah that's some bullshit. Like maybe if he was sending dick pics or something I get it, but tinder is literally for banging. Guy wasn't breaking the law, guy wasn't arguably even "harassing" anyone. Asking someone via a dating app if they want to have sex is just... conversation. The block feature exists for a reason.
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Do you use Tinder, Muffinz0rz? Any good stories of your own?
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Sunhawk posted...

Do you use Tinder, Muffinz0rz? Any good stories of your own?

Nothing of value from Tinder specifically. They locked me out because I refused to verify my phone number for "security purposes" so I just haven't been on.

Bumble is pretty full of dead profiles, but I did get the phone number of someone with whom I'm hanging on Friday.

Okcupid is generally good as well. Had a good interaction with someone with whom I'm meeting up on Wednesday. We played Pokemon Showdown yesterday morning lmao
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tinder is easy pease, but i hear they make you pay for swipes now. fuck that
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I assume this isn't popular because sunhawk.

But anyway it seems like dating apps are all a scam, so eh. They might still be good for random hookups. I don't do those. Doesn't seem they are good for FWB.
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LOL at Tinder. It was made for people who have zero social skills. There's also a 10 to 1 ratio of men compared to women.
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Got a date for Friday and a chick that sends nudes every now and then. Friday girl seems promising, not gonna touch the other chick with a 100 foot pole.

Every convo mentions how they love the shitty dad joke I put in my bio.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.
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@Sunhawk

You ever use tinder?

I never really had any success on tinder but I did meet my current girlfriend on plenty of fish
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Hey I'm curious, what do you guys put in your profile
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P4wn4g3 posted...

Hey I'm curious, what do you guys put in your profile

1. the "I am a" part: your job, something interesting that you do, a couple adjectives that describe you, etc.
2. the "looking for" part: briefly describe dream partner + nature of relationship
3. joke or idea for a first date
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Tried Tinder and uninstalled after less than a day. Talked to a couple of chicks but ghosted on the only one who kept talking since she was a bore to talk to.

Prefer OKC tbh
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i use okcupid... to not much success, really, but it's still fun to browse profiles as an exercise in anthropology.
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SwordMaster13X posted...

@Sunhawk

You ever use tinder?

I never really had any success on tinder but I did meet my current girlfriend on plenty of fish

No. I want to meet girls IRL, and, hopefully, ones that aren't skanks. That last part seems very remote, though.

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Sunhawk posted...

SwordMaster13X posted...

@Sunhawk

You ever use tinder?

I never really had any success on tinder but I did meet my current girlfriend on plenty of fish

No. I want to meet girls IRL, and, hopefully, ones that aren't skanks. That last part seems very remote, though.

@Sunhawk

How goes meeting girls IRL?
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Sunhawk posted...

SwordMaster13X posted...

@Sunhawk

You ever use tinder?

I never really had any success on tinder but I did meet my current girlfriend on plenty of fish

No. I want to meet girls IRL, and, hopefully, ones that aren't skanks. That last part seems very remote, though.

try the hot babes at the heritage centre
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Pretty badly. Perhaps in the future, when my social life comes back to life. ;_;

I do occasionally speak to random girls, though, having said that. I don't try that hard, though.

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Romulox28 posted...

Sunhawk posted...

SwordMaster13X posted...

@Sunhawk

You ever use tinder?

I never really had any success on tinder but I did meet my current girlfriend on plenty of fish

No. I want to meet girls IRL, and, hopefully, ones that aren't skanks. That last part seems very remote, though.

try the hot babes at the heritage centre

It's funny, there's that skinny little redheaded girl, but A. she's only about 18 and I'm in my 30s (my cut-off point is about 25), and B. she, you know...works at the heritage centre. I'm not that desperate.

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what is a heritage center
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Sunhawk posted...

I'm not that desperate.

Beggars can't be choosers
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Ryuko_Chan posted...

what is a heritage center

Check out these answers.

A. A massive waste of the taxpayers' money.
B. A facility you would have to be very bored to visit.
C. The most secure building within 100 miles of my hometown.

In actual fact, all of them are correct.

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Coming up on 6 months with a girl I found on Tinder.

Actually I was dating another girl but she ditched me for a date so in anger I started swiping and landed on this girl. Usually I start convos slow but I went at her with immediate flirting and let's bang mentality.

I got a date with her that Friday and we did it and been with her ever since it's been pretty great. Success is possible. It took me a dozen dates with 6 women before I found one that stuck.
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Sunhawk posted...

Ryuko_Chan posted...

what is a heritage center

Check out these answers.

A. A massive waste of the taxpayers' money.
B. A facility you would have to be very bored to visit.
C. The most secure building within 100 miles of my hometown.

In actual fact, all of them are correct.

But what does it actually mean
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I swept right on one girl and I asked if she was dtf. She said yes and met up at my place and did it.

She came over again the next week again and that was that.
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apocalyptic_4 posted...

I swept right on one girl and I asked if she was dtf. She said yes and met up at my place and did it.

She came over again the next week again and that was that.

You're lucky. Most Tinder experiences don't seem to be like that.

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it's a fun time waster. when i was poland I got over 200 matches
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Not on an app that was originally solely designed for hookups, no.
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Conflict posted...

Sunhawk posted...

bloodydeath0 posted...

met up with a chick in boston. didn't do much, just made out. went back the following weekend, made out more, got a $100 parking ticket, then we both went on separate vacations 4th of july and didn't keep it going after that.

riveting tale

That WAS riveting? Can you give us more details, please?

Muffinz0rz posted...

Sunhawk posted...

Most people on CE who use dating apps / services use Tinder. You quite often see people talking about it.

Oh man, remember last year, that guy who send 100 messages just asking for sex (I can't remember the exact wording), but before his account got banned or whatever, about 25 people had all said no? That was pretty entertaining. It was a real shame he got stopped halfway through. At least a few girls would probably have said yes.

Guy got banned for asking for sex?

Is that not literally what tinder is for?

I thought that was strange, and I think other people in the flopix did as well. It's like getting fined for being in just your swimwear at a swimming pool.

Yes spamming the same dumb message to loads of girls kinda sets off a red flag don't ya think

Not when girls only ever say hey
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Sunhawk posted...

SwordMaster13X posted...

@Sunhawk

You ever use tinder?

I never really had any success on tinder but I did meet my current girlfriend on plenty of fish

No. I want to meet girls IRL, and, hopefully, ones that aren't skanks. That last part seems very remote, though.

The first part seems just as remote.
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Sunhawk posted...

Here are some good Tinder profiles.

*warning: offensive*

http://thechive.com/2015/10/28/these-girls-on-tinder-are-straight-to-the-point-42-photos/

Heh, I was friends with girl #5 back in high school.

Man, what am I doin with my life...

First legitimately attractive woman I hit it off with and scored a date with ended up telling me she was married and has herpes beforehand so I just stopped talking to her.

Stopped using Tinder after that. It really put into perspective what I'm worth.