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FartyMcFartface
12/07/18 12:14:20 AM
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You could still get lucky and it's a non-stinky one though.
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/07/18 12:15:27 AM
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Can I smash your fucking head into the sidewalk afterwards?
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Zerocide
12/07/18 12:17:13 AM
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That escalated quickly.
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SSJCAT
12/07/18 12:17:44 AM
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no downside
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HiddenLurker
12/07/18 12:18:37 AM
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Sure just take a shower afterwords no problem.

Oh and keep my mouth shut when it happens.
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Uncle_Drew
12/07/18 12:20:41 AM
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Sure, thats easy money
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SSJGrimReaper
12/07/18 12:22:31 AM
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TC's farts will burn your eyebrows clean off
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PMarth2002
12/07/18 12:59:44 AM
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I'd let you do it 20 times for a million dollars.
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FartyMcFartface
12/07/18 3:12:33 AM
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PMarth2002 posted...
I'd let you do it 20 times for a million dollars.


Nope it's not a repeat deal, it's a one-off.
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Guide
12/07/18 3:13:53 AM
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I can deal. I can hold my breath for 4 minutes, or at least 3 in my current, slothy form.
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FartyMcFartface
12/07/18 3:15:16 AM
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Guide posted...
I can deal. I can hold my breath for 4 minutes, or at least 3 in my current, slothy form.


That's pathetic compared to how long I can continue a single fart.
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Guide
12/07/18 3:23:06 AM
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I see the School of the Southern Wind holds strong in their new champion.
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PMarth2002
12/07/18 4:01:29 AM
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FartyMcFartface posted...
PMarth2002 posted...
I'd let you do it 20 times for a million dollars.


Nope it's not a repeat deal, it's a one-off.


Well i'd take it.
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