Current Events > Your apartment is burning. You can only save ONE: Your dog, or a random baby.

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Nuffinz0rz
12/07/18 2:47:45 PM
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The building is burning. You have your own kid in one arm, and only have space in your other arm for your dog or someone else's toddler. Building collapses before you can run back in. - Results (17 votes)
Your dog.
47.06% (8 votes)
8
Someone else's baby.
52.94% (9 votes)
9
For the purposes of this scenario, the dog passed out from the smoke and cannot run out beside you.

For the purposes of this scenario, the parents of the toddler have passed out from the smoke.

For the purposes of this scenario, there are no other loopholes or situations that somehow allow you to miraculously save both.

What do you choose?
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a-c-a-b
12/07/18 2:49:38 PM
#2:


I say to hell with them both and save myself.
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Mareen
12/07/18 2:51:50 PM
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I wouldn't have a kid, thus I can save both.
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catboy0_0
12/07/18 2:53:27 PM
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I'd carry the dog in my free arm and play "kick the baby!" like in southpark. boom all saved
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Lost_All_Senses
12/07/18 2:53:45 PM
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Pick up the dog and maneuver the baby out by lightly kicking it with my foot.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/07/18 2:54:08 PM
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Fuckin ninja'd like a mofo
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GasMonkey
12/07/18 2:54:30 PM
#8:


this topic again

edit: my awnser is still the dog. there is only 1 my dog, there are millions of other peoples babies
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glitteringfairy
12/07/18 2:55:10 PM
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Neither. I save UnfairRepresent
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DrizztLink
12/07/18 2:56:55 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Neither. I save UnfairRepresent

I save Wesley.
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a-c-a-b
12/07/18 2:57:54 PM
#11:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
Pick up the dog and maneuver the baby out by lightly kicking it with my foot.

Don't kick the baby!!!
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Ryuko_Chan
12/08/18 4:37:18 AM
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my dog

itd still be my dog if the baby had money duct taped to him I can have
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pfh1001
12/08/18 4:52:35 AM
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I set my dog on fire and eat the baby.

Fuck these topics.
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Rika_Furude
12/08/18 4:53:48 AM
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there is no scenario where letting an innocent baby burn to death while you save an animal, yours or not, is morally acceptable
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RainblowDash
12/08/18 4:54:23 AM
#15:


My cat
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Ryuko_Chan
12/08/18 4:54:44 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
there is no scenario where letting an innocent baby burn to death while you save an animal, yours or not, is morally acceptable

my family > stranger
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Rika_Furude
12/08/18 4:55:12 AM
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Ryuko_Chan posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
there is no scenario where letting an innocent baby burn to death while you save an animal, yours or not, is morally acceptable

my family > stranger

whatever you have to tell yourself bro
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Ryuko_Chan
12/08/18 4:56:33 AM
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I have to say, its very strange how TC always makes this topic over and over.
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Ryuko_Chan
12/08/18 4:57:21 AM
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Rika_Furude posted...
Ryuko_Chan posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
there is no scenario where letting an innocent baby burn to death while you save an animal, yours or not, is morally acceptable

my family > stranger

whatever you have to tell yourself bro

dont really see why I have the responsibility to save some strangers kid

Id save both if possible of course
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HashtagTartarus
12/08/18 12:55:45 PM
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superman 2000
12/08/18 12:58:53 PM
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My dog. No, not gonna pull a wait, let me explain! like most of you are doing, clearly to look like a better person. Id just care about my dog more than a random baby. Plain & simple.
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uwnim
12/08/18 1:01:17 PM
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By the time you'd see the baby, you'd already have your dog in your arm. Taking the time to put your dog down to pick up the kid puts your own life in danger.
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MarqueeSeries
12/08/18 1:05:29 PM
#26:


Definitely my dog

Dogs and cats love us unconditionally, how could I betray a member of my family?
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The Wheelman1
12/08/18 1:07:57 PM
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Oh it's this topic again. My dog of course. I'm not responsible for someone elses baby.
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OwlRammer
12/08/18 1:11:01 PM
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Anteaterking
12/08/18 1:11:51 PM
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My dog died this year, but I'm not sure I could have carried her with one arm while simultaneously holding my fake child in the other.
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Master_Bass
12/08/18 1:12:23 PM
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These topics are lame so I always vote dog even though I'd actually save the baby.
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Lordgold666
12/08/18 1:16:00 PM
#31:


This thread again?

My pet is getting rescued everytime
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smoliske
12/08/18 1:20:36 PM
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I asked my coworker just now who is a total dog freak and will likely never have children of his own.

he said someone else's baby. that he wouldn't even think twice about it
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monkmith
12/08/18 1:29:08 PM
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probably the baby, then run back in and die trying to save my dog.
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EliteC
12/08/18 1:30:42 PM
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My dog loves me and I am his everything. He will give me unconditional love and try to defend me.

The baby: doesnt give a fuck about me. I will never see it again

The dog duh
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superman 2000
12/08/18 2:04:00 PM
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smoliske posted...
I asked my coworker just now who is a total dog freak and will likely never have children of his own.

he said someone else's baby. that he wouldn't even think twice about it


When it's all said & done, he probably just sees human life as more valuable.
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superman 2000
12/08/18 2:06:16 PM
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EliteC posted...

The baby: doesnt give a fuck about me. I will never see it again


Worse yet, the baby could grow up to be a little shit who doesn't even care about what you did for him.

In fairness, though, he could also grow up to be the person who discovers the cure for a debilitating disease.
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Bruce_Somali
12/08/18 2:08:04 PM
#37:


My dog, no hesitation or regret every single time. Not even sorry, idk some rando brat, my fuzzy guy means everything to me, no apologies. I'd let a dozen babies burn.
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_Squirtle_
12/08/18 2:26:19 PM
#39:


Save my dog

you are responsible for you own family, not other people's. Only save other people if it means your own aren't dying in the process
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Error1355
12/08/18 2:27:18 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Pick up the dog and maneuver the baby out by lightly kicking it with my foot.

Don't kick the baby!!!

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/08/18 2:28:54 PM
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My dog of course, what kind of irresponsible savage doesnt save their family member ?
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darkmaian23
12/08/18 2:42:11 PM
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The number of people who would save the dog instead of the baby is frankly shocking.
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Mistere Man
12/08/18 2:44:24 PM
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darkmaian23 posted...
The number of people who would save the dog instead of the baby is frankly shocking.

The orphanages are full of random babies, but there is only one my dog.

Someone really needs to come up with a way to stop so many random babies from wandering into my building when it is on fire.
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Zodd3224
12/08/18 2:45:24 PM
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darkmaian23 posted...
The number of people who would save the dog instead of the baby is frankly shocking.


It was shocking the first time TC made this thread. Not so much after the 10th time.
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darkmaian23
12/08/18 3:35:38 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
darkmaian23 posted...
The number of people who would save the dog instead of the baby is frankly shocking.


It was shocking the first time TC made this thread. Not so much after the 10th time.

Ah. I wasn't here for the first 9 times.
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