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fuzzylittlbunny 12/07/18 3:15:13 PM #1:	Police officer: Open the door! Man: I dont want any balls! Police: What? We dont have any balls! Man: I know. --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya high five! <cite>fuzzylittlbunny posted [p:913725875] in I heard a ... [t:77278784]...</cite> <quote>Police officer: Open the door! Man: I dont want any balls! Police: What? We dont have any balls! Man: I know.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 12/07/18 3:17:13 PM #2:	heeyoooooo! --- https://imgur.com/kyLZGLm <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:913726000] in I heard a ... [t:77278784]...</cite> <quote>heeyoooooo!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 12/07/18 3:18:01 PM #3:	they wouldn't say that though, they'd say "Open the door, now!" in response --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:913726056] in I heard a ... [t:77278784]...</cite> <quote>they wouldn't say that though, they'd say "Open the door, now!" in response</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Holy_Pumpkin 12/07/18 3:19:57 PM #4:	glass shatters GET ON THE GROUND!! STOP RESISTING BANG BANG BANG I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOUR NAME I JUST WANT BANG BANG BANG MARIO TWINS HELLO LITTLE GIRL DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET? I KNOW HOW TO COUNT ALL THE WAY TO SCHFIFTY FIVE --- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBuYx8LIUj4 https://imgur.com/mmjxd2x https://imgur.com/quVtm6n <cite>Holy_Pumpkin posted [p:913726164] in I heard a ... [t:77278784]...</cite> <quote>glass shatters GET ON THE GROUND!! STOP RESISTING BANG BANG BANG I DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOUR NAME I JUST WANT BANG BANG BANG MARIO TWINS HELLO LITTLE GIRL DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET? I KNOW HOW TO COUNT ALL THE WAY TO SCHFIFTY FIVE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 12/07/18 3:21:34 PM #5:	Holy_Pumpkin posted... glass shatters GET ON THE FLOOR!! BANG BANG BANG EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR!! --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:913726266] in I heard a ... [t:77278784]...</cite> <quote><cite>Holy_Pumpkin posted...</cite> <quote>glass shatters GET ON THE FLOOR!! BANG BANG BANG EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR!!</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NOM 12/07/18 3:25:21 PM #6:	Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci. --- I dream broken dreams I make them come true <cite>NOM posted [p:913726474] in I heard a ... [t:77278784]...</cite> <quote>Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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