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Here's how you can enjoy Smash Ultimate without having a panic attack.

Never touch World of Light. This one should be easy because melee's adventure mode was nothing like WoL.

Any time you're challenged by a non-melee fighter, close your eyes and immediately self destruct to end the match.

Have a parent or guardian disable all non-melee stages. Also have them turn items off because you've never seen an item before.

And there you go, you can now enjoy a game superior to melee in every possible way without having a meltdown about scary new features.
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