Poll of the Day > NY Mom CANCELS her BABY SHOWER after her Family MOCKS the NAME!! Is it Dumb???

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A unnamed New York woman has CANCELLED her BABY SHOWER after her family and friends began to MOCK her unborn child's name!!

She became the butt of jokes after revealing that she's gonna name her son SQUIRE SEBASTIAN SENATOR and said she was scrapping the shower because of her fakeass family!!

She posted a long post firing against her family after they talked s*** about her unborn child and said "How can you judge an unborn child? What is wrong with you? Yall talking s*** about my unborn baby. They've spread rumours and lies about my child. No, i am not crazy. No, i am not mentally unstable. No, i was not drunk when i named my child. F*** you all. Fake ass family. You won't get to be part of my baby's life and it's all because you had to judge him"

Reddit users continued the mocking however as everyone joked about her poor naming cohices as one user said "This could be the first ever child to run away from home before he's born"

Another said "I'll say the same thing i tell any friend who gets pregnant: before you settle on a name, imagine growing up with it yourself".

She assured her relatives that no matter what kind of abuse she received, there was no way she was going to budge on her son's future name and said "This is the name i was meant to give him. This is how it will be. He will not be allowed to have a nickname, he is to be called by his full and complete first name. This name conveys power. It conveys wealth. It conveys success. My baby's name WILL be a revolution. It will push people to question everything."

Do you think the child's name is Dumb?

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Full Throttle posted...

She posted a long post firing against her family after they talked s*** about her unborn child and said "How can you judge an unborn child? What is wrong with you? Yall talking s*** about my unborn baby. They've spread rumours and lies about my child. No, i am not crazy. No, i am not mentally unstable. No, i was not drunk when i named my child. F*** you all. Fake ass family. You won't get to be part of my baby's life and it's all because you had to judge him"

This sounds like a person who needs some sense beaten into them.

When someone says you gave your kid a stupid name they are talking shit about YOU. How fuck is it talking shit about the child?

If I was a friend, Ill call him a nickname. Because I would not say that shit every time... If she gets mad, I stop saying his name altogether. Shes insane. I cant believe she told people he not allowed to have a nickname and that you have to say his full name all the time. Kids will give him a nickname whether she cares of not. Especially his friends, if hes allowed to have them...
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Thank you for telling me the sons name unlike all those shitty clickbait sites that refuse to unless you actually give them traffic.
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I'm still waiting for the end of the question.

I worked with a guy named Sebastian and we called him "Bash".
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Full Throttle posted...

She posted a long post firing against her family after they talked s*** about her unborn child and said "How can you judge an unborn child? What is wrong with you? Yall talking s*** about my unborn baby. They've spread rumours and lies about my child. No, i am not crazy. No, i am not mentally unstable. No, i was not drunk when i named my child. F*** you all. Fake ass family. You won't get to be part of my baby's life and it's all because you had to judge him"

I assure you that nobody is judging your unborn child. Pretty sure the judgement is on you for sentencing your child to a lifetime with that ridiculous name.

Full Throttle posted...

She assured her relatives that no matter what kind of abuse she received, there was no way she was going to budge on her son's future name and said "My baby's name WILL be a revolution. It will push people to question everything."

That's quite an ego. Has to be a Downstate New Yorker.
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zebatov posted...

I'm still waiting for the end of the question.

I worked with a guy named Sebastian and we called him "Bash".

Apparently, her son will not be allowed to be called a nickname. Full name every time you address him...
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She couldn't have went Latravious or something normal?

She cra-cra.
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Full Throttle posted...

This name conveys power. It conveys wealth. It conveys success.

"Squire" conveys the exact opposite of all those. And if she's dead set on including "Sebastian", she should have gone with "Horatio Thelonious Ignacious Crustaceous Sebastian."

"Squire Sebastian Senator is only his first name."

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Dumb name
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LinkPizza posted...

zebatov posted...

I'm still waiting for the end of the question.

I worked with a guy named Sebastian and we called him "Bash".

Apparently, her son will not be allowed to be called a nickname. Full name every time you address him...

She literally doesn't follow her own rule in this rant.

So when is she going to prison for neglect of a child?
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That mother sentenced her kid to a childhood of ass beatings at school because she is a dumb bitch. Someone from her family needs to smack some sense into her.
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Dikitain posted...

That mother sentenced her kid to a childhood of ass beatings at school because she is a dumb bitch. Someone from her family needs to smack some sense into her.

I don't know. One time I met this boy named sue and he was a bad ass.

The kid has a future in WWE

Hunter Hearst Helmsley (HHH) vs Squire Sebastian Senator (SSS) at Wrestlemania 60

Yes
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HillChange posted...

Full Throttle posted...

This name conveys power. It conveys wealth. It conveys success.

"Squire" conveys the exact opposite of all those. And if she's dead set on including "Sebastian", she should have gone with "Horatio Thelonious Ignacious Crustaceous Sebastian."

I'm assuming she confused it with Esquire. Shit'll be hilarious once she reaches that epiphany.

Whats his middle name? Nick
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Ultima_Dragoon posted...

The kid has a future in WWE

Hunter Hearst Helmsley (HHH) vs Squire Sebastian Senator (SSS) at Wrestlemania 60

Triple S
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demonfang178 posted...

"Squire Sebastian Senator is only his first name."

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"This isn't even my final name!"
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Full Throttle posted...

Is the name Squire Sebastian Senator Dumb?

Yes but I've heard worse.

Full Throttle posted...

She posted a long post firing against her family after they talked s*** about her unborn child and said "How can you judge an unborn child? What is wrong with you? Yall talking s*** about my unborn baby. They've spread rumours and lies about my child. No, i am not crazy. No, i am not mentally unstable. No, i was not drunk when i named my child. F*** you all. Fake ass family. You won't get to be part of my baby's life and it's all because you had to judge him"

Nobody is judging her unborn child. They are however judging the stupid name she's decided to call him before he's even born. If this isn't a cry fr help I don't know what is.

Full Throttle posted...

It will push people to question everything.

Nah. It'll just make folk question her mental well-being if they are not already.
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