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Muffinz0rz 12/17/18 10:51:52 PM #1: |
Fuck me it hurts
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BuckVanHammer 12/17/18 10:52:35 PM #2: |
Explain heel please
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shnangyboos 12/17/18 10:54:26 PM #3: |
BuckVanHammer posted...
Explain heel please Hit yourself in the balls with your heel. I have, and it sucks. --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BuckVanHammer 12/17/18 10:57:20 PM #4: |
How does this happen?
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Vodkarade 12/17/18 10:57:46 PM #5: |
BuckVanHammer posted...
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RiderofHogs 12/17/18 10:58:00 PM #6: |
No, but I have Belvedere'd myself.
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SchoolForAnts 12/17/18 11:01:22 PM #8: |
No, but Ive sat on them... hard. In public.
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lww99 12/17/18 11:02:40 PM #9: |
SchoolForAnts posted...
No, but Ive sat on them... hard. In public. This --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RiderofHogs 12/17/18 11:04:18 PM #10: |
SchoolForAnts posted...
No, but Ive sat on them... hard. In public. That is the Belvedere. --- I'll be riding shotgun, underneath the hot sun, Feeling like a someone. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Link43130 12/17/18 11:08:11 PM #12: |
accidentally?
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Completion 12/17/18 11:35:47 PM #13: |
Vodkarade posted...
BuckVanHammer posted...How does this happen? You have to be sitting in a certain position You know how you sit where your legs are shaped like an M? It's like that, but one of your legs is "flipped" and your heel is right in front of your crotch ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthGravid 12/17/18 11:36:29 PM #14: |
A few weeks ago, I slipped on some ice, my cane caught a crack in the sidewalk, and my 300 lbs falling forward caused the handle to be driven straight into my sack, and then flipped me forward and over the cane onto my shoulder and back.
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Muffinz0rz 12/17/18 11:36:38 PM #15: |
Completion posted...
Vodkarade posted...BuckVanHammer posted...How does this happen? Something like that Sitting on the couch with my legs tucked up beneath a blanket or w/e put your heel right by your nards --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim: ELIMINATED. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gafemage 12/17/18 11:38:12 PM #16: |
I rested my hand on my lap like a week ago after handling a habanero & the capsaicin maneuvered its way through my pants.
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SchoolForAnts 12/18/18 12:52:18 AM #17: |
Zurkon posted...
No but Ive hit myself in the balls with a lint roller multiple times. I have 2 dogs and a cat so I always use the roller to get any hair off my pants before I leave. When youre rushing, and quickly moving it up and down in your inner thighs, your balls are very vulnerable to getting smacked by it. It hurts pretty bad. True. The balls are so fucking stupid. A woman wouldnt even think twice about lint rolling her meat wallet at full speed. How did ancient men survive with these stupid things dangling and waiting to provide excruciating pain at any chance? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RiderofHogs 12/18/18 12:55:24 AM #18: |
Gafemage posted...
I rested my hand on my lap like a week ago after handling a habanero & the capsaicin maneuvered its way through my pants. Yeah, you totally were not playing with yourself or anything. --- I'll be riding shotgun, underneath the hot sun, Feeling like a someone. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gafemage 12/18/18 1:05:31 AM #19: |
RiderofHogs posted...
Gafemage posted...I rested my hand on my lap like a week ago after handling a habanero & the capsaicin maneuvered its way through my pants. Actually at the time it happened I was in fact trying to get the capsaicin off my hands so I could jack off. But unfortunately I was not beating it when I felt the burn. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RiderofHogs 12/18/18 4:17:14 AM #20: |
Gafemage posted...
RiderofHogs posted...Gafemage posted...I rested my hand on my lap like a week ago after handling a habanero & the capsaicin maneuvered its way through my pants. Dove soap and milk. Works well for pepper spray. --- I'll be riding shotgun, underneath the hot sun, Feeling like a someone. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 12/18/18 10:19:48 AM #21: |
Gafemage posted...
RiderofHogs posted...Gafemage posted...I rested my hand on my lap like a week ago after handling a habanero & the capsaicin maneuvered its way through my pants. I will say I know a few people who just idly kept their hand in their pants. Like, even in public with company over. It's the weirdest fucking thing. --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim: ELIMINATED. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Superlinkbro 12/18/18 10:42:33 AM #22: |
I got hit there with a tennis ball once. Never hit it will my heel though.
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SchoolForAnts 12/18/18 10:47:14 AM #23: |
Superlinkbro posted...
I got hit there with a tennis ball once. Never hit it will my heel though. Did you drop right there on the spot? Did anyone help you? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Superlinkbro 12/18/18 10:49:13 AM #24: |
SchoolForAnts posted...
Superlinkbro posted...I got hit there with a tennis ball once. Never hit it will my heel though. It wasn't too bad. My friend asked if I was alright and I said yeah and we still played --- PSN: Super_Link_Bro/Switch FC: SW-0496-6694-1794 Please let me know if you want to friend me beforehand. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SageHarpuia 12/18/18 10:51:18 AM #25: |
No but I've hooved myself in the balls before
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SchoolForAnts 12/18/18 10:54:10 AM #26: |
SageHarpuia posted...
No but I've hooved myself in the balls before Gotta leave those goats alone man ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RiderofHogs 12/18/18 2:57:28 PM #27: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
Gafemage posted...RiderofHogs posted...Gafemage posted...I rested my hand on my lap like a week ago after handling a habanero & the capsaicin maneuvered its way through my pants. I don't do it in public but yeah, it is pretty common to just "fondle" yourself when just sitting watching TV or something. --- I'll be riding shotgun, underneath the hot sun, Feeling like a someone. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SchoolForAnts 12/19/18 10:26:00 AM #28: |
RiderofHogs posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...Gafemage posted...RiderofHogs posted...Gafemage posted...I rested my hand on my lap like a week ago after handling a habanero & the capsaicin maneuvered its way through my pants. You mean just having your hand there, or actually grabbing your nuts or sausage? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 12/20/18 10:51:28 PM #29: |
SchoolForAnts posted...
RiderofHogs posted...Muffinz0rz posted...Gafemage posted...RiderofHogs posted...Gafemage posted...I rested my hand on my lap like a week ago after handling a habanero & the capsaicin maneuvered its way through my pants. --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim: ELIMINATED. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SchoolForAnts 12/21/18 12:45:30 AM #30: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
SchoolForAnts posted...RiderofHogs posted...Muffinz0rz posted...Gafemage posted...RiderofHogs posted...Gafemage posted...I rested my hand on my lap like a week ago after handling a habanero & the capsaicin maneuvered its way through my pants. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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shnangyboos 12/21/18 1:32:02 AM #31: |
I just chill on the couch with my dick in my hand. I don't know why, I don't even think about it, I'll just realize I've got my hand down my pants holding my dick at some point.
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SchoolForAnts 12/21/18 8:31:21 AM #32: |
shnangyboos posted...
I just chill on the couch with my dick in my hand. I don't know why, I don't even think about it, I'll just realize I've got my hand down my pants holding my dick at some point. I believe there is a French term for that. Let poulet dans la main. @DarthWendy is that the french term? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpiralDrift 12/21/18 8:34:16 AM #33: |
I have accidentally injured them but never accidentally healed them.
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SchoolForAnts 12/21/18 8:40:28 AM #34: |
SpiralDrift posted...
I have accidentally injured them but never accidentally healed them. You need special skills to heal anything or anyone ;) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VTBM 12/21/18 8:46:16 AM #35: |
Spooking posted...
No, my balls are faces, they would never turn on me like that. lol --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 12/21/18 10:07:13 AM #36: |
SchoolForAnts posted...
Let poulet dans la main --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim: ELIMINATED. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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