Current Events > QUESTION: are we not allowed to talk about luelinks at all

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MODS BEFORE YOU LOCK THIS TOPIC can you please just comment on that? two topics that talked about the site were recently closed. just want some clarification here

thanks,
sincerely,
mike
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ive been trying to get on that site for so long its not even possible. i have contacted people i suspect to be members, used advanced data-mining techniques, and even corresponded via snail-mail with a moderator. It's more or less like "The Matrix" in that you cannot understand it untill you are selected to. Your site is merely spreading dis-info and throwing people off the trail. This site is an endless web of classified information concerning every subject imaginable. The things that users have access to is literally impossible to comprehend. You would have more luck becoming the president of the entire earth than being able to become a member. Its not possible ive tried too many times for that to be a fact that you could carry out. The web of truths and lies surrounding luelinks has circulated beyond what i have even found, and ive found basically all their is to find about this fact. Luelinks has not ever escaped its own enigma, and neither can you, especially someone like you trying to become a moderating admin. Ive talked to LlamaMan about getting an invite and he hasnt ever responded to me. Ive dug up some info telling me that some guy called LargeCow or something like that has moderating powers and he can grant anyone access, but I dont think youll be able to talk to him about it. It was tough enough for me to try to do it. Trust me man youre not gonna be able to get on Luelinks. i'd be willing to give away my wii and all of my nintendo games for an invite. I want to be able to watch all the movies off the site, and be able to find all the newest youtube videos that ive heard they make. Apparently the site is even funnier than collegehumor LOL. I odnt know man im gonna keep trying but you better just stop right now since youre not gonna be able to get in. youll never be an admin. Stop asking. A funnier video that they made was the one about barbecue sauce in the fridge and that guy talking about getting girls with it. The variety that he had in his fridge was hiLOLrious. Lol. Only a internet webpage like luelinks could make a video like that. I digress, I suppose, but my main point is this, my friend: LUElinks is the ultimate enigma of the internet. They have less than 100 members, all of whom treat each other as brothers. Each one of them commands god-like levels of processing power and RAM and interntet speed and whatnot which they get illegally through contacts on the site and the US government. If the government was to know about the government and computer contacts they compiled they would be with out a dowbt arrested on site. It is even better than gaia online and the other fast paced exciting message boards. Access to computers would be banned and no member would be able to use the telephone because of the hacking ability that is available. This is a fact that was proven by a bust of a a luelinks narc. But donbt get the wrong idea about ME. I would never do that of course. I would be a good contribLUEter (lol that's what they say) of links to LUElinks. Think of it this way: There is only one tiger left in the world (of the internet) and its LUElinks and its wild and beautiful and invisible to any non member, and to even get a general idea of what this majestic animal spirit tyger looks like I have had to dedicate hundreds of man hours and over sixty dollars (US) to informants from within the site and former members (and moderators) who have been affiliated with the site but kicked out because they tried to help me to get inside. //T/ his ibasically just stop trying to get in. if a luelinks pro like me couldn't get in, you don't have a single chance. Sorry man but you just cant do it but I will and then ill send you an invite if I want but I may s honestly the thing I think about most getting into this site of all sites and all possible data and info you could ever want to need or even imagine even if you were dreaming and on drugs from the future. So be too busy moderating once I get the entrance.
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did u rite that
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Mods jelly they can't get in
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i will literally invite them if they want, they just have to PM me
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I talk about LL all the time and how it is superior to this websight all the time. Which topic you talking about Mike?
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you can now since it doesn't exist
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my topic about banning almond and pastel candy snake and bunnelby got locked. then sneasal made a topic with the above copypasta and that got locked too
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The mods prolly locked it because they are afraid of the potential shitstorm it may cause.
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true. i wish they would write a message before locking so we know what's up or if something is now against the rules
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If it was against the rules they'd be modded not locked.
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I think I had an account there once.
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