Current Events > Shouldn't the fact companies make toys be a tip off to kids Santa isnt real?

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Duncanwii
12/21/18 11:47:11 PM
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I mean if Santa makes all the toys why are companies like Hasbro spending millions of dollars making toys when they could have free elf labor making them for them?
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DezDroppedFreak
12/21/18 11:53:06 PM
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Santa owns Hasbro duhhhhh everyone knows that
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MabusIncarnate
12/21/18 11:59:28 PM
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Not at all, multiple places and countries manufacture the same things. If the USA makes a basketball, does that mean China isn't allowed to also?
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AvantgardeAClue
12/22/18 12:00:37 AM
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Pfft

Santa has an exclusive manufacturing binding contract with all major toy brands

They teach you this from the second track
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Duncanwii
12/22/18 12:01:18 AM
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AvantgardeAClue posted...
Pfft

Santa has an exclusive manufacturing binding contract with all major toy brands

They teach you this from the second track

Gaming too?
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Zikten
12/22/18 12:02:07 AM
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Kids are dumb
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008Zulu
12/22/18 12:02:22 AM
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But where did Santa get the $500 to get me the PS4 bundle I wanted? Does he claim it on his taxes as a gift? Why won't Santa release his tax returns? Do I now have to take means test because of the PS4 I got?

Kids aren't the shiniest coins in the fountain.
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OwlRammer
12/22/18 12:03:38 AM
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because the elfs wont work for free all year round, just at christmas time for the kids
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YukihoHagiwara
12/22/18 12:05:26 AM
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big boss believes in santa
venom believes in kringle
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