Board 8 > wylvane's post-contest anal

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ysis
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dante vs. cuphead

neat
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chloe price vs. lightning

lol
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spyro the dragon vs. chun-li

ok
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Anal eh?
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ganondorf vs. neku sakuraba

sure
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vivi vs. yu narukami

yes
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victor sullivan vs. aya brea

jesus fucking christ
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tidus vs. donkey kong

lmao
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leon kennedy vs. dragonborn

a mediocre lol
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zero vs. primrose

should've been tressa
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zidane tribal vs. knuckles the echidna

you gotta be echidninng me
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noctis lucis caelum vs. master hand

what a fucking nerd name
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monika vs. wario

the battle for white supremecy
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yoshi vs. shantae

i welcome death
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velvet crowe vs. james sunderland

what have i done to deserve this
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pikachu vs. scorpion

i can't wait for this match in smash, fuck yeah
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kratos vs. john marston

finally, two men who fuck
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sora vs. ryo hazuki

if i ever knocked up a woman and needed to convince her to get an abortion, this would be the match i show her to prove this world is not worth living in
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neptune vs. pokemon trainer red

nevermind i'd choose this match instead
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crash bandicoot vs. cecil harvey

this was a worse massacre than what the after years did to cecil's character
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big boss vs. ridley

why does this match exist, why do i exist, why the fuck do we deserve life when the best we can accomplish in a society is a popularity poll between big boss and ridley
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alucard vs. princess peach

i think i skipped a match but i'm not going back, whatever i skipped deserved to be skipped, just like this match deserves to be skipped by the uncaring god who hates us and wants to watch us suffer through these boring matches
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yuna vs. godot

waiting for godot lol

just kidding i'm waiting for death
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kefka vs. l-block

the first match to give me a boner
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kazuma kiryu vs. bomberman

is bomberman the most suicidal character, sure why not
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2b vs. cayde-6

one day i will choke to death on my own vomit and this will be my life's greatest accomplishment, my second greatest will be witnessing this match without choking to death on my own vomit
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shadow vs. ness

we have failed as a society
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terra branflakes vs. charizard

it's a joke because this match makes me think of shit
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bowser vs. gordon freeman
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phoenix wright vs. chris redfield

i fucking hate this trend of giving characters last names, fucking stop it
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ike vs. joel

i like how short it was to type their names, it gives me more time to ponder my worthlessness within the cosmos
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estelle bright vs. isaac

i cannot fathom my own consciousness and that's a miracle imo
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kirby vs. guile

i almost used an estelle not-so-bright joke in that last write-up but i couldn't think of a good punchline

meanwhile this match is its own punchline
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squall leonhart vs. hat kid

i can't believe squall murdered a fucking kid
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garrus vakarian vs. ramza beoulve

get some fucking american names you damn communists
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metal sonic vs. the boss

these two characters are already in the bracket, why do they get to appear again, this is fucking bullshit i'm gonna sue
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zelda vs. ezio auditore da firenze

i wonder what it's like to be fisted
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aloy vs. d. va

what is d short for, is it short dick, dick va, see ya dick va, sayonara dick va, i'm going to name my child dick va, just kidding i'm going to die alone like god intended
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jill valentine vs. fox mccloud

you know these two fucked
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shovel knight vs. captain toad

my brain on fire and i'm going to inject gasoline into my skull so i can burn my head down in style
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waluigi vs. aeith gainsborough

i spell arf's name wrong and i can't be assed to correct it, i'm too empty inside to care
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geralt vs. rosalina

aren't you geralt i didn't say rosalingus
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ryu hayabusa vs. simon belmont

more like a stake through the skull vs. a stake through the skull, and i want both
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sans vs. pac-man

oh my god my brain is shutting down from how god damn worthless this is, and i can't blame it
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bayonetta vs. riku

is this over yet, can i be free from this miserable garbage, i lust for death and freedom and more death
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auron vs. lucina

lucina'nt you glad i didn't say auron'nt you glad i didn't say lucina'nt you glad i didn't say auron'nt you glad i didn't say lucina'nt you glad i didn't say auron'nt you glad i didn't say lucina'nt you glad i didn't say auron'nt you glad i didn't say lucina'nt you glad i didn't say auron'nt you glad i didn't say lucina'nt you glad i didn't say auron'nt you glad i didn't say lucina'nt you glad i didn't say auron'nt you glad i didn't say penis
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magus vs. vincent valen no he doesn't deserve a full name fuck that shit
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shulk vs. sub-zero

0
she hulk
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ren amamiya vs. joker

can a man truly fight himself, the answer is yes, i've done it and lost
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