Current Events > Scenario: A female cute girl mistakes you for her boyfriend + starts making out.

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UnfairRepresent
12/22/18 1:50:50 PM
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You're walking the streets one day when suddenly this girl runs up to you and jumps on your back excitedly with a big hug.

"Scott! Oh my God you're finally back Scott!" she shouts loudly then before you can react she spins you around and starts passionately kissing you. She had surprising strength for her stature

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Her boyfriend looks just like you (actually he looks significantly better but after 3 tours on Iraq she assumed that's why he looked so rough) and was due to be walking down the same street you are.

She didn't realize you were someone else after not seeing him in person for so long.

How do you react?
What do you do?
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SpiralDrift
12/22/18 1:53:35 PM
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I call the police and report the sexual assault. I hope she doesn't live near any schools.
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TeaMilk
12/22/18 1:54:02 PM
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shes female? and a girl??

anyway I'd try to push her away and wonder how she mistook me for an adult man
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ThyCorndog
12/22/18 2:02:02 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
What do you do?

her
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UnfairRepresent
12/22/18 2:54:28 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
What do you do?

her

I think that's rape dude
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ThyCorndog
12/22/18 2:58:55 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
ThyCorndog posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
What do you do?

her

I think that's rape dude

not in that moment, because I have no idea about anything from your premise. all i'm doing is minding my own business when some thotty starts making out with me. I don't question it. if I have your TC level omniscience in that moment then yea
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UnfairRepresent
12/22/18 8:00:13 PM
#7:


ThyCorndog posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
ThyCorndog posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
What do you do?

her

I think that's rape dude

not in that moment, because I have no idea about anything from your premise. all i'm doing is minding my own business when some thotty starts making out with me. I don't question it.


I suppose but she still could probably net a case after
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UnfairRepresent
12/23/18 9:26:57 AM
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bump
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GameboyTroy
12/25/18 4:25:17 AM
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I'd say "Who are you?".
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UnfairRepresent
12/27/18 5:32:12 AM
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GameboyTroy posted...
I'd say "Who are you?".

",Its me scott"
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SuperShake666
12/27/18 5:41:36 AM
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Rape by deception is a real crime, so push her off me.
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GameboyTroy
12/27/18 6:26:09 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
GameboyTroy posted...
I'd say "Who are you?".

",Its me scott"

That would be lying.
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