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UnfairRepresent
12/23/18 6:36:00 AM
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You're walking your dog in the park one day, thinking happy thoughts when suddenly without warning a 650 pound bear bursts out of a Bush and bites your dog on the back, picking it up in it's mouth.

The bear causally swats the leash out of your hand like waterfall snapping a branch. Missing your hand by inches. Then it turns away from you and starts to waddle away still holding your dog in it's mouth

Your dog squeals and yelps in pain and panic while frantically kicking it's legs in all directions but it is totally helpless as the bear has it's teeth sunk in

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How do you react? What do you do?
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HylianFox
12/23/18 6:37:01 AM
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I don't have a dog
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UnfairRepresent
12/23/18 6:45:30 AM
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HylianFox posted...
I don't have a dog

You also don't have a dictionary since you don't know what hypothetical means
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Questionmarktarius
12/23/18 6:46:31 AM
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I'll make a note to bring along a dog the next time I'm in bear country, as well.
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iClockwork
12/23/18 6:47:22 AM
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I shoot the bear.
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Aristoph
12/23/18 6:49:47 AM
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HylianFox posted...
I don't have a dog


Not anymore you don't. >_>
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AvantgardeAClue
12/23/18 6:51:42 AM
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The fuck am I supposed to do

Hell I'd probably get eaten too
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DeathDeathSong
12/23/18 6:58:02 AM
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how is a 650lb bear hiding in a bush at a park
how fucking big is that bush jesus
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UnfairRepresent
12/23/18 7:06:43 AM
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DeathDeathSong posted...
how is a 650lb bear hiding in a bush at a park
how fucking big is that bush jesus

i think it's more that you just weren't expecting it
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UnfairRepresent
12/23/18 4:19:37 PM
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AvantgardeAClue posted...
The fuck am I supposed to do

you tell me
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glitteringfairy
12/23/18 4:20:25 PM
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You mean a sasquatch? Bears don't really do that but sasquatch does frequently
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Tsuyoi3
12/23/18 4:22:26 PM
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Drop kick to the ribs, or kick to the groin from behind.
I'll probably die.
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slimfizzle2
12/23/18 4:25:02 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
You mean a sasquatch? Bears don't really do that but sasquatch does frequently

Does sasquatch take your dogs on a regular basis
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Lost_All_Senses
12/23/18 4:25:21 PM
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Offer a random child to take my dogs place.
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Vicious_Dios
12/23/18 4:28:40 PM
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Even if I have concealed weapon equipped, a fucking bear will not go down that easily. R.I.P. pet, but I'm getting the fuck out of there, alerting others to leave as I get myself to safety, and alert the authorities to keep others from entering said park.
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LethalAffinity
12/23/18 4:30:12 PM
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DeathDeathSong posted...
how is a 650lb bear hiding in a bush at a park
how fucking big is that bush jesus


Bears are a lot stealthier than you'd expect
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RiderofHogs
12/23/18 4:33:31 PM
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LethalAffinity posted...
DeathDeathSong posted...
how is a 650lb bear hiding in a bush at a park
how fucking big is that bush jesus


Bears are a lot stealthier than you'd expect

They are the Chris Farley of animals.
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glitteringfairy
12/23/18 4:34:56 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
You mean a sasquatch? Bears don't really do that but sasquatch does frequently

Does sasquatch take your dogs on a regular basis

Not my dog. I've spent hundreds possibly thousands of hours researching sasquatch and listening to eyewitness interviews
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alimajor
12/23/18 4:43:04 PM
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I walk home sobbing, thinking whether or not I want another dog.
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dummy420
12/23/18 4:57:52 PM
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My dogs a beagle and I'm relatively logical I like to think. I'd probably get home and be super sad. I might take up bear hunting.
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JimCarrysToe
12/23/18 5:08:24 PM
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Celebrate!
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UnfairRepresent
12/23/18 5:35:16 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Celebrate!

dude
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eston
12/23/18 5:37:08 PM
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I would get the hell out of there and be glad it was the dog and not me
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Zikten
12/23/18 5:38:03 PM
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I'd run after the bear and attack of course. It would be like real life Dark Souls
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Shotgunnova
12/23/18 5:39:43 PM
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NameMeWhatever
12/23/18 5:41:36 PM
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My dog is a bear so it would be pretty cool to see a bear walk off with a bear.
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Offworlder1
12/23/18 5:42:10 PM
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Immediatly mag dump on it with my hi powered rifle (if your in bear country you better come ready to kill those things), treat my dog for injuries, and skin the bear/take home a nice trophy.
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UnfairRepresent
12/23/18 5:44:13 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Immediatly mag dump on it with my hi powered rifle (if your in bear country you better come ready to kill those things), treat my dog for injuries, and skin the bear/take home a nice trophy.

Do you live in bear country?
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stoltenberg11
12/23/18 5:47:38 PM
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Take the bear's dog in retaliation
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Offworlder1
12/23/18 5:51:32 PM
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Nope but I have been and yes I carry medical supplies and take one of my rifles plus the 357 magnum revolver as a side arm. There is a reason the saying loaded for bear is a thing, that shit is no joke and you need to be ready for them when in bear country.

My buddy carries the 44 magnum revolver(the actual bear side arm) and his mosin when we go out there to hike, camp or get away from it all.

Traveling with a buddy is best way to go, thankfully we have never had to deal with a bear encounter but we have seen many during our travels.
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UnfairRepresent
12/23/18 5:53:13 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Nope

then you won't have your rifle
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Offworlder1
12/23/18 6:03:01 PM
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If you travel to bear country you bring your things with you topic creator, even if it breaks the law a person who wants to go home alive does what they need to.

Even the forest rangers have said that if you go into the area be prepared or do not go.
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UnfairRepresent
12/23/18 6:11:32 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
If you travel to bear countr

i never said you did.

This is taking place near your home, where you would walk a dog

If you don't live I n bear country then this is a rogue bear
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Offworlder1
12/23/18 6:15:42 PM
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We dont have any kind of bear where I live or close by, a rogue bear would be some kind of 1% happening with all the houses and shit near the park here or dog park.

In the event of that 1% I would just run over to the dudes house near the park that I know does have rifles and use that to kill the bear.
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UnfairRepresent
12/23/18 6:16:44 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
We dont have any kind of bear where I live or clo

that's why it is rogue
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Offworlder1
12/23/18 6:18:43 PM
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Thankfully lots of people here are gun owners and pretty friendly.
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UnfairRepresent
12/23/18 6:20:00 PM
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let's
hope you can get to your friend, get the gun, get back to the bear and kill it before it kills the dog
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Offworlder1
12/23/18 6:25:05 PM
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The bear will die one way or another, if it does kill my dog it will get a brutal death, if my dog lives Ill give it a quick and painless death.
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UnfairRepresent
12/23/18 6:26:54 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
The bear will die one way or another, if it does kill my dog it will get a brutal death,.

jeez man
The bear wasn't doing anything wrong. it was just being a bear doing it's nature.

causing it pain won't bring Fido back
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Offworlder1
12/23/18 6:31:39 PM
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Problem bears or rogue bears are killed for a reason, this bear in the scenerio fits the bill of a problem bear, its ass is going to die.
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Tupacrulez
12/23/18 6:35:47 PM
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Another day, another shitty impossible situation from UE, the shittiest gimmick on gamefaqs.
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SH_expert44
12/23/18 6:37:47 PM
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UnfairRepresent
12/23/18 6:42:15 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Problem bears or rogue bears are killed for a reason, this bear in the scenerio fits the bill of a problem bear, its ass is going to die.

I get that

I just don't get (I'll make it suffer brutally because it killed my dog)

The bear is no more evil than you are for eating Christmas dinner

keep the death quick and painless
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Offworlder1
12/23/18 8:15:13 PM
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I actually love my pets, my dogs are valued family members, this is not rocket science why a person would be cruel to what killed their pets.
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Back_Stabbath
12/23/18 8:16:52 PM
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i use my hypothetical laser rifle and fuck that bear up good.
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Mareen
12/23/18 8:22:52 PM
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As I don't own a gun and would never expect a huge bear to come out of nowhere where I live, I'd probably just break down and cry til I'm sore.

I'd also alert the authorities and other people too of course.
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