Current Events > Scenerio: A 19 year old walks up to you claiming to be your wife.

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Duncanwii
12/23/18 8:19:27 PM
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She is completely convinced the two of you got married on her 18th birthday and wont leave your house. What do you do?
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/23/18 8:20:20 PM
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Rub her nose in it.
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Kitt
12/23/18 8:20:27 PM
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Call the cops and tell them to get her help.
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Ryangrad
12/23/18 8:22:03 PM
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Cpt_Pineapple posted...
introduce her to my actual wife

You're...going to slap her with your right hand?
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Stagmar
12/23/18 8:22:37 PM
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Kitt posted...
Call the cops and tell them to get her help.

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Mareen
12/23/18 8:23:36 PM
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Stagmar posted...
Kitt posted...
Call the cops and tell them to get her help.

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pikachupwnage
12/23/18 8:23:38 PM
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Ryangrad posted...
Cpt_Pineapple posted...
introduce her to my actual wife

You're...going to slap her with your right hand?

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LockeMonster
12/23/18 8:24:42 PM
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Eat the p and see if it smells familiar.
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au_gold
12/23/18 8:31:11 PM
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How attractive is she?
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Duncanwii
12/23/18 8:32:55 PM
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au_gold posted...
How attractive is she?

Like 7/10. C cups. Wears contact lenses but can also wear glasses. Blond waist length hair, sounds like Hillary Duff.
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Panthera
12/23/18 8:34:57 PM
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I'd whip out my dick. If she's actually married to me she'd be used to randomly having it disappoint her.
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au_gold
12/23/18 8:35:20 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
au_gold posted...
How attractive is she?

Like 7/10. C cups. Wears contact lenses but can also wear glasses. Blond waist length hair, sounds like Hillary Duff.

Ill take her.
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OpShaft
12/23/18 8:35:40 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
au_gold posted...
How attractive is she?

Like 7/10. C cups. Wears contact lenses but can also wear glasses. Blond waist length hair, sounds like Hillary Duff.


My real wife and I show her the bedroom.

Then have a threesome.
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Zack_Attackv1
12/23/18 8:36:14 PM
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theone1331
12/23/18 8:36:34 PM
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Ask her a series of personal questions that only my REAL wife would know. If she gets them wrong then into the shadow realm she goes.
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Omnislasher
12/23/18 8:40:16 PM
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"this is not my beautiful house

this is not my beautiful wife"
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