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Crimson_Angel
12/24/18 9:53:23 AM
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We shouldn't normalize the idea of a large fat man breaking & entering their home at night to children.
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ThyCorndog
12/24/18 9:54:44 AM
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we live in a post-santa culture
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SterlingM
12/24/18 9:55:21 AM
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its not breaking in if he doesn't leave a trace
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Kineth
12/24/18 9:55:55 AM
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We should ban Christmas music before Thanksgiving.
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RoboLaserGandhi
12/24/18 10:08:37 AM
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We should weaponize Santa. He must have an immense amount of energy at his disposal to deliver gifts to all the world's children in one night. Imagine if he were ever to collide with something.
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addled
12/24/18 10:26:55 AM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
We should weaponize Santa. He must have an immense amount of energy at his disposal to deliver gifts to all the world's children in one night. Imagine if he were ever to collide with something.

That's why we don't get extinction level meteors anymore. Santa fights them the other 364 days of the year.
Dinosaurs didn't believe in Santa and look what happened to them.
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