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IdiotMachine
12/24/18 11:43:56 AM
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Trying to train my cats to do something, and my wife turns on the blender to make her smoothie, scaring the shit out of my cats and having them run away from the very thing I'm trying to train them to be okay with. wtf mate
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roos1046 Reborn
12/24/18 11:44:40 AM
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cats can't be trained
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IdiotMachine
12/24/18 11:47:29 AM
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roos1046 Reborn posted...
cats can't be trained

Yes they can; just takes a lot more time and effort. I trained my cats to sit and to give me a "high five".
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CookieMarvin
12/24/18 11:48:09 AM
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did she blend your cat
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rikasa
12/24/18 11:48:52 AM
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That's pretty bad. She needs to think about their feelings. Cats hate being surprised when they're focused
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slimfizzle2
12/24/18 11:49:52 AM
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You were training the cat to use the blender?
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IdiotMachine
12/24/18 11:51:13 AM
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CookieMarvin posted...
did she blend your cat

Nope.

rikasa posted...
That's pretty bad. She needs to think about their feelings. Cats hate being surprised when they're focused

Yea I yelled at her, and she said she had no idea cats don't like loud noises. double-u tee eff mate.

slimfizzle2 posted...
You were training the cat to use the blender?

Nah, training them to get used to this big thing they're supposed to be using.
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CookieMarvin
12/24/18 11:51:35 AM
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whew crisis averted
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frozenshock
12/24/18 12:17:37 PM
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I thought you meant that the blender was turned on because you were training your cat and your wife.
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Kitt
12/24/18 12:21:41 PM
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Would you say the blender is an idiot machine?
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roos1046 Reborn
12/24/18 12:22:19 PM
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is the cat your wife?
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