Current Events > $1M but you have to be in a threesome with Henry Kissinger and Ted Cruz

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DarkRoast
12/26/18 12:08:01 PM
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You're in the middle btw
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FrisbeeDude
12/26/18 12:09:18 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/26/18 12:12:43 PM
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That would never happen because I'm a human being and ted cruz only fucks chickens.
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Genocet_10-325
12/26/18 12:15:19 PM
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Maybe for 10 million
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Butterfiles
12/26/18 12:15:28 PM
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I feel like I would end up murdered
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monkmith
12/26/18 12:17:08 PM
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1mil isn't enough TC. add a couple zeros.
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a-c-a-b
12/26/18 12:26:17 PM
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No. I feel like Kissinger would probably be into some seriously fucked up things that I couldn't even imagine.

Ted Cruz would probably just cry the entire time.
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gatorsPENSbucs
12/26/18 12:27:53 PM
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Nah, I'm not a whore for pay and I'm not gay.
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SpiralDrift
12/26/18 12:30:21 PM
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Deal, but I keep a glass cyanide pill under my tongue as an easy out if things get too bad.
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SpaghettiCookie
12/26/18 12:38:20 PM
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That sounds awful but it would be life changing. Id do it sure.
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coinstarcad
12/26/18 12:52:09 PM
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Make it 2 million and I'll do it.
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