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UnfairRepresent
12/26/18 2:09:21 PM
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He's with his new girlfriend, knocks on the door while holding a solid oak baseball bat wrapped in sharp barbed wire and says "We're going to go fuck up [That guy you both hate]. Wanna come with?"

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How do you react?
What do you do?
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boxington
12/26/18 2:10:53 PM
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I'd be like, "yikes", and close the door
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karlpilkington4
12/26/18 2:12:40 PM
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Does he call it Lucille?
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UnfairRepresent
12/26/18 2:13:37 PM
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karlpilkington4 posted...
Does he call it Lucille?

He's your best friend, you tell me if he is a Walking Dead fan
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a-c-a-b
12/26/18 2:13:39 PM
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I keep my barbwire bat at the ready at all times for just this scenario.
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SpiralDrift
12/26/18 2:14:02 PM
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I say sure and then club him in the back of the head as he turns to walk to the car. As the trial I testify against him and then speak poorly of his character during sentencing.

I don't keep shitty people as friends.
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UnfairRepresent
12/26/18 2:14:59 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
I say sure and then club him in the back of the head as he turns to walk to the car. As the trial I testify against him and then speak poorly of his character during sentencing. .


But what of his girlfriend?
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SpiralDrift
12/26/18 2:16:45 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
I say sure and then club him in the back of the head as he turns to walk to the car. As the trial I testify against him and then speak poorly of his character during sentencing. .


But what of his girlfriend?

She was probably just fearful for her life, so I let her go.
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UnfairRepresent
12/26/18 2:24:16 PM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
My best friend isnt a man.

Then switch the pronouns.

How would you react?
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RiderofHogs
12/26/18 2:24:31 PM
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Gonna be Pee Pants City for someone tonight.
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Guide
12/26/18 2:29:04 PM
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Talk the bat away from him, tell him to get some water, calm down. Might have put him in a sleeper hold.
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UnfairRepresent
12/26/18 2:32:11 PM
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Guide posted...
Talk the bat away from him, tell him to get some water, calm down. Might have put him in a sleeper hold.

Again, what about his girlfriend?

He's not alone
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uwnim
12/26/18 2:34:37 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Guide posted...
Talk the bat away from him, tell him to get some water, calm down. Might have put him in a sleeper hold.

Again, what about his girlfriend?

He's not alone

Does she also have a bat?
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Guide
12/26/18 2:34:53 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Guide posted...
Talk the bat away from him, tell him to get some water, calm down. Might have put him in a sleeper hold.

Again, what about his girlfriend?

He's not alone


Definitely nobody important. I'll tell her to go home, or give her bus fare or something.
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UnfairRepresent
12/26/18 2:36:35 PM
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uwnim posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Guide posted...
Talk the bat away from him, tell him to get some water, calm down. Might have put him in a sleeper hold.

Again, what about his girlfriend?

He's not alone

Does she also have a bat?

No
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uwnim
12/26/18 3:19:53 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
uwnim posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Guide posted...
Talk the bat away from him, tell him to get some water, calm down. Might have put him in a sleeper hold.

Again, what about his girlfriend?

He's not alone

Does she also have a bat?

No

That would be why they dont care about her very much. Shes come across as someone whos just going along with things, while he seems like someone whos actually going to do stuff.
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UnfairRepresent
12/26/18 3:24:36 PM
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uwnim posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
uwnim posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Guide posted...
Talk the bat away from him, tell him to get some water, calm down. Might have put him in a sleeper hold.

Again, what about his girlfriend?

He's not alone

Does she also have a bat?

No

That would be why they dont care about her very much. Shes come across as someone whos just going along with things, while he seems like someone whos actually going to do stuff.

You think she's going to lie there and take it while you beat or choke her boyfriend?

You're pretty sexist if you think a 3rd person can't break up a sleeper hold just because she's a chick.
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gatorsPENSbucs
12/26/18 3:25:01 PM
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boxington posted...
I'd be like, "yikes", and close the door

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UnfairRepresent
12/26/18 4:22:12 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
boxington posted...
I'd be like, "yikes", and close the door

You'd close the door on your best friend?
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EscapeFromHell
12/26/18 4:29:12 PM
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Wow, after reading some of these posts, I'm shocked that, after taking out the friend, nobody would then "bang the girlfriend," since CE is full of Chads...
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UnfairRepresent
12/27/18 4:42:11 AM
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EscapeFromHell posted...
Wow, after reading some of these posts, I'm shocked that, after taking out the friend, nobody would then "bang the girlfriend," since CE is full of Chads...

They aren't rapists
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rikasa
12/27/18 4:46:32 AM
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Pretend to not be home, wait til they leave, call the cops
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UnfairRepresent
12/27/18 1:33:15 PM
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rikasa posted...
Pretend to not be home, wait til they leave, call the cops

It's your best friend.
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boxington
12/27/18 2:50:44 PM
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he's planning to murder someone, though
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12/27/18 2:55:37 PM
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