Current Events > I don't even know how to flirt..

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Is it like Hey sexy, I got a sizzler coupon with your name on it. You can get the surf if you let me eat the turf ;)
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No it's more like you drooling while staring at their vagina until they notice and ask "What??" And then you reply "you gonna eat that?"
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you don't have to be so overt, it could be even subtle body language or the classic accidentally brush hands or something*
*it has to be natural though, if you force it it could be awkward
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Touch posted...

No it's more like you drooling while staring at their vagina until they notice and ask "What??" And then you reply "you gonna eat that?"

I have much to learn.

catboy0_0 posted...

you don't have to be so overt, it could be even subtle body language or the classic accidentally brush hands or something*
*it has to be natural though, if you force it it could be awkward

Like popping dong?
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Make fun of dem but in a playful manner
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You must be doing something right, you had someone interested recently and would be dating them now if not for school.
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its on sale!
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KogaSteelfang posted...

You must be doing something right, you had someone interested recently and would be dating them now if not for school.

A couple people actually...

But I bailed on one because I dont think Im in a place to be in a relationship.
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also laugh at her jokes, but try not to make it forced, just show interest in some way even if it doesn't make you laugh
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The first step is to stare them down like a lion sizing up its next meal. Don't say anything. Don't even blink. Just stare. That's it, man. The second step is to relive the moment in your head for the next few days and feel bad about yourself.
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V-E-G-Y- posted...

Make fun of dem but in a playful manner

This is kind of advance. You really gotta know how to vibe with the chicks sense of humor. Some will get offended by stuff that others wouldn't and vice versa. You kind of gotta be a ways into a convo and have the right perception. Being hot will help with what you can get away with but Im not hot anymore and can still make it work
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SpiralDrift posted...

The first step is to stare them down like a lion sizing up its next meal. Don't say anything. Don't even blink. Just stare. That's it, man. The second step is to relive the moment in your head for the next few days and feel bad about yourself.

The worst is when you notice someone and then your eyes meet a couple of times.

Never know what to do in that situation.
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That's when you pop dong
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

V-E-G-Y- posted...

Make fun of dem but in a playful manner

This is kind of advance. You really gotta know how to vibe with the chicks sense of humor. Some will get offended by stuff that others wouldn't and vice versa. You kind of gotta be a ways into a convo and have the right perception. Being hot will help with what you can get away with but Im not hot anymore and can still make it work

Chances are these days, they will be offended. Maybe 3/10 chance of meeting open minded individuals.
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Ryetoast posted...

SpiralDrift posted...

The first step is to stare them down like a lion sizing up its next meal. Don't say anything. Don't even blink. Just stare. That's it, man. The second step is to relive the moment in your head for the next few days and feel bad about yourself.

The worst is when you notice someone and then your eyes meet a couple of times.

Never know what to do in that situation.

Im with you there. It really matters what mood Im in too. Last time it happened I was at a bowling alley and she was with her family. I didn't see any good time to approach and just ask if she was eyeing me or one my friends. I have no problem with hooking the homie up if its not about me. Im even better at it cause there is less pressure
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don't be afraid to be your own person. if you latch onto only what she gives you may come across as not your own person. don't over do it, but have your own sense of who you are while still playing into what she dishes or dish something of your own maybe if you get a sense of what she's into
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CountDog posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

V-E-G-Y- posted...

Make fun of dem but in a playful manner

This is kind of advance. You really gotta know how to vibe with the chicks sense of humor. Some will get offended by stuff that others wouldn't and vice versa. You kind of gotta be a ways into a convo and have the right perception. Being hot will help with what you can get away with but Im not hot anymore and can still make it work

Chances are these days, they will be offended. Maybe 3/10 chance of meeting open minded individuals.

Depends where you live. I live in a low class area and we're all desensitized. No one here expects to be treated with complete respect.
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Hey baby did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine because you look like a snack.
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Flockaveli posted...

Hey baby did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine because you look like a snack.

Lol, that's pretty funny. Me and my boy just started using snack ironically. I think that words fuckin hilarious.
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Catboy

No. It was kind of a joke topic didnt really expect any actual advice. Its hard typing long responses while gaming <_<.
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oh really? my bad >_>
is my intuition on it any good? I don't really have a lot of experience and practice
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catboy0_0 posted...

oh really? my bad >_>
is my intuition on it any good? I don't really have a lot of experience and practice

The Sizzler coupon didnt clue you in <_<?

Yeah its good. Ill have to notice body language more I have a hard time gauging.
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Damn, girl. Are you my appendix because theres this funny feeling in my stomach telling me I should take you out.

Ryetoast posted...

KogaSteelfang posted...

You must be doing something right, you had someone interested recently and would be dating them now if not for school.

A couple people actually...

But I bailed on one because I dont think Im in a place to be in a relationship.

See, you're doing fine. I see now it's not a serious topic though.
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