Current Events > having houseshoes is dangerous

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imagine going to slip on your more comfortable but less formal shoes for a walk on the boardroad and youre walking around looking at christmas lights, then the cops pull up accusing you of being a distressed mental patient who's escaped from the local funny farm. you tell them thats not possible officer as youre wearing shoes with laces which they wouldnt allow you to have in a psyche ward, you point to your feet only to realize your grim mistake. your comfy but less formal shoes that have seen a bit of wear aren't what are covering your feet, and you only see a pair of laceless loafers staring back at you. now the cops are getting their beater batons and truency tazers out, and the last thought on your mind is, "if only I decided against that 10 smackaroo pair of laceless loafers in favor of the 15 dollar laced pair," before being baton beat and true tazed into submission
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Fair point
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