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A few years ago, I was at the beach and sitting on the balcony of a condo, two or three stories up. A woman (probably around 40 but still hot) and her husband walked up to their car which was parked underneath where I was. Her husband stood in front of her and held up a towel so nobody could see... except I was behind them. She then proceeded to strip nude to change out of her bikini into regular clothes. I overheard her making a joke about how she could get arrested. I feel like they probably knew I was there and this was a turn on for them but I'm not sure how much of the balcony they could see from the ground. Either way, I just tried to be as silent as possible and enjoyed the view until they got in their car and left.

I have no stories of seeing people, but Ive had a few times where I imagine weve possibly/probably been seen
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I was at a hospital parking lot one night and looked up at the office building across the way which looked shut down for the night. In one of the offices with some of the lights on was a clear as fuck view of a guy banging a chick bent over a desk. I proceeded to furiously masturbate.
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NeonOctopus posted...

RiderofHogs posted...

I also had a neighbor in my first apartment who never closed the blinds on her bedroom window. She was a cute lesbian too so every time she brought a girl home I got to watch.

I miss that place.

Were the girls hot or were they kinda butchy? Was she hot or butchy herself? >_>

They were all hot. The neighbor herself reminded my of a brown haired Heather from Silent Hill 3.
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The first job I ever had was st a movie theater. It was pretty common to catch people having sex. Rarely naked though. Normally they'd just pull down their pants a bit to do it.

Orthopox12 posted...

I was at a hospital parking lot one night and looked up at the office building across the way which looked shut down for the night. In one of the offices with some of the lights on was a clear as fuck view of a guy banging a chick bent over a desk. I proceeded to furiously masturbate.

Blood was everywhere
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One time in college I was listening to NeonOctopus have sex because his dorm room was close to mine and he sometimes had loud sex. There was lots of screaming and moaning going on and I started to imagine the girl was moaning about me and I began to chub up a little. Then I heard him shout, "Who's got the bomb ass dick? Who's got the bomb ass dick, bitch?" And I whispered aloud, "Me. I've got the bomb ass dick." Then I shaved my chest and did 13 or so pushups and walked around proudly for the rest of the day.
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Touch posted...

One time in college I was listening to NeonOctopus have sex because his dorm room was close to mine and he sometimes had loud sex. There was lots of screaming and moaning going on and I started to imagine the girl was moaning about me and I began to chub up a little. Then I heard him shout, "Who's got the bomb ass dick? Who's got the bomb ass dick, bitch?" And I whispered aloud, "Me. I've got the bomb ass dick." Then I shaved my chest and did 13 or so pushups and walked around proudly for the rest of the day.

lol, that was great
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ocelot51 posted...

Here's another story: I once went over to my sister's house and my niece was also there taking a shower. The bathroom connects directly to the living room and she just comes out with no towel while I'm there playing videogames. This startles us both and I spent a lot of time berating her on why she was wandering around naked in someone else's house.

Wait.. but that was your sister and niece's house, correct? so you were the guest?

Ruvan22 posted...

Wait.. but that was your sister and niece's house, correct? so you were the guest?

We were both guests. She was 20 at the time and visiting from her own place.

Wait your niece was 20 and walking around naked? >_>
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NeonOctopus posted...

Wait your niece was 20 and walking around naked? >_>

I'm still confused as to why he was visiting his sister.. and they were all at somebody else's house? Like.. random field trip?

This is harder to explain than I thought. My sister's house is like the apartment from Friends. Siblings/friends frequently just show up to do stuff, talk, etc. I was there to do laundry and play some Xbox. She was there to shower. She didn't expect anyone to be home but that's not much of an excuse for a place that can have anyone around at any time.

more
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Ive been to a nude beach, but Ive had sex with people in the same room a few times though
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Walked in on a guy and girl fucking in the bathroom at the Walmart where I work.

This is maybe...IDK, 15 years ago. I go in to take a piss, and under the edge of the handicapped stall, I can see a pair of shoes facing the wall. I hesitate, and then another pair of shoes lowers to the floor...bracketing those shoes and facing toward me (the opposite way). The shoes move apart, I hear clothing rustling, then the door opens and this nerdy-looking guy and girl come out. They both see me and freeze (I had my Walmart vest on, pretty obvious that I worked there), but I just looked them and said "Really?"

They both blushed and the guy opened his mouth to say something but I said "Just get out of here and I won't report you." They booked and I was left shaking my head.

I mean...props to the guy (the girl was nerdy but pretty cute as I recall), but they really felt the need to do it in a Walmart bathroom?
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smh Walmart
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I walked into a college restroom, a guy was pissing at the urinal, with his pants around his ankles like he was in preschool.
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...

Walked in on a guy and girl fucking in the bathroom at the Walmart where I work.

This is maybe...IDK, 15 years ago. I go in to take a piss, and under the edge of the handicapped stall, I can see a pair of shoes facing the wall. I hesitate, and then another pair of shoes lowers to the floor...bracketing those shoes and facing toward me (the opposite way). The shoes move apart, I hear clothing rustling, then the door opens and this nerdy-looking guy and girl come out. They both see me and freeze (I had my Walmart vest on, pretty obvious that I worked there), but I just looked them and said "Really?"

They both blushed and the guy opened his mouth to say something but I said "Just get out of here and I won't report you." They booked and I was left shaking my head.

I mean...props to the guy (the girl was nerdy but pretty cute as I recall), but they really felt the need to do it in a Walmart bathroom?

Lol jfc

I get the public allure, Ive snuck into a single-occupancy restroom before, but a multi-stall bathroom? At Walmart?
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...

I mean...props to the guy (the girl was nerdy but pretty cute as I recall), but they really felt the need to do it in a Walmart bathroom?

It's even less classy than the Humpty Hump.
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Caught people messing around in the hot tub and pool at work a few times.
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Mines nothing too crazy or anything

I was in the McDicks drive through with a friend and in the car ahead of us, I seen a head moving up and down in front of the dude driving. I go to my buddy, "I think that dudes getting head in a fucking McDonalds drive thru", and for some weird reason he didn't buy it one bit. Even when they got to the window to pay and the chick throws her head up, he's like "she was probably looking for something down there", and I'm like "Yeah, his dick"
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My friend was in high school band camp maybe 20 years ago. There was an obese girl who would strut around naked in front of him and some of the other guys. It happened several times while they were there.
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ExtremeLuchador posted...

My friend was in high school band camp maybe 20 years ago. There was an obese girl who would strut around naked in front of him and some of the other guys. It happened several times while they were there.

ew >_>
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<_<
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Back in my college days me and a bunch of my friends did some x. About an hour later we found one of our friends and his girlfriend just fucking in the other room under a table.
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JamesVanDerBeek posted...

Back in my college days me and a bunch of my friends did some x. About an hour later we found one of our friends and his girlfriend just fucking in the other room under a table.

On the floor? lol
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SoraOwnsOctopus posted...

JamesVanDerBeek posted...

Back in my college days me and a bunch of my friends did some x. About an hour later we found one of our friends and his girlfriend just fucking in the other room under a table.

On the floor? lol

Yeah. They just went into the other room, got under the table, and started fucking.
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My first apartment had three other roommates, two of which were dating. I was coming home with a group of friends from a pub crawl (we were nice and close to the bars) and through the kitchen window we could see my roommate cooking topless. Huge, firm, nice looking tits. I made sure to make a lot of noise entering the house so she could run and put something on without realizing we all saw her. Instead she just remained topless while finishing in the kitchen before heading back to her room. No shame.
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Shadow20201 posted...

My first apartment had three other roommates, two of which were dating. I was coming home with a group of friends from a pub crawl (we were nice and close to the bars) and through the kitchen window we could see my roommate cooking topless. Huge, firm, nice looking tits. I made sure to make a lot of noise entering the house so she could run and put something on without realizing we all saw her. Instead she just remained topless while finishing in the kitchen before heading back to her room. No shame.

She sounds like the best. Did you get a better look at her titties up close?
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SoraOwnsOctopus posted...

Shadow20201 posted...

My first apartment had three other roommates, two of which were dating. I was coming home with a group of friends from a pub crawl (we were nice and close to the bars) and through the kitchen window we could see my roommate cooking topless. Huge, firm, nice looking tits. I made sure to make a lot of noise entering the house so she could run and put something on without realizing we all saw her. Instead she just remained topless while finishing in the kitchen before heading back to her room. No shame.

She sounds like the best. Did you get a better look at her titties up close?

Drunk as I was, I tried to avoid obvious staring. My girlfriend was with me as well and was easily jealous, so I did not. But from ten feet away through a window they looked spectacular.
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Nice
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hm
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A year ago I heard a couple (presumably married with kids) in a Kohl's changing room slowly turn from casual discussion about clothes to making out to full on banging.

I guess when you have kids you kinda jump at all opportunities to fuck.

>_>
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Hm.
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>_>
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Balls deep
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I remember one time I was riding the bus to my college and right underneath the overpass I caught a glimpse of a guy fucking a girl doggystyle against one of the columns. I was not prepared, and I just remember turning my head away like "whoa, what the fuck."
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Went to a friend's to hang out and his girlfriend was in the shower. She didn't realize I was there so she walked out naked and freaked out. I only caught enough of a glimpse to tell my friend "nice."
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littlebro07 posted...

Went to a friend's to hang out and his girlfriend was in the shower. She didn't realize I was there so she walked out naked and freaked out. I only caught enough of a glimpse to tell my friend "nice."

Nice
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>_>
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MetalGearSquid posted...

>_>

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Oh, freshman year of high school my gym class was doing water polo and this really hot girl's top came undone. Unfortunately she felt it and covered up quickly enough that no one saw the goods.
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When I was like 10 (I'm pretty sure I was younger though) my grandma took me to this elementary school thats pretty close to our apartment complex to play at the playground. I started to wander off and play more towards the back of the school to here I saw a guy and a girl who in hindsight were probably just teenagers making out and stuff. Eventually things started heating up and as a 10 year old I didn't really know what they were doing and I left but thinking about it now its pretty clear that they were having sex.
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truly my friend is a pervert and I relate
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Also in the 4th grade our class was doing some meditation program that ended with everyone taking some nap for twenty minutes in the cafeteria. There was this one chubby, right about to cross the line into fat, kid who needed to go use the bathroom and he was tip toeing around all the other kids and he stepped right over me. He was wearing shorts and I could see his pale ass testicles in full view.

Similarly in the 5th grade me and my friends at the time were hanging out afterschool at our playground and there was this 4th grader girl who had climbed ontop of the monkey bars. She was wearing a dress and no panties. That was their first time seeing a vag and they were giggling and freaking out and I just went and got some teacher.
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lol
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