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I have 3 >_> All from college.

-I was warming up my car in the dorm parking lot on a winter night and the first floor room had their curtain closed, but you could see through it cuz the light was on >_> And literally in front of the parking lot, you could see this guy standing at the edge of the bed plowing this girl while she laid in bed. It was pretty boring though because she barely moved and she literally kept her shirt on the whole time so you couldn't see her boobies. I watched for 3 minutes while my car warmed up (I wanted to make sure it was extra warm) and was like "this is lame >_>" and left >_>

-While I was in a dorm and laying in bed and literally through the wall I could hear my neighbor banging this chick, with the bed creaking and the chick moaning. i made a topic on CE like a true CEman and you guys told me to blast porn towards the wall but I bitched out >_>

-I was standing at the bottom of my friend's dorm, waiting for him to throw his keys down so I could enter the building and come up. While I was waiting, my boob sense was tingling, so look straight ahead and see this half open blind and see this chick was at least D cups walking around naked and putting panties on. And you couldn't see her face cuz the blind was covering it. She had a rocking body and titties without being ruined by the chance of a butterface. It was sweet >_> Anyway I stared for like 10 seconds, got the keys and got out of there before she noticed >_>

-Not me but my friend and his roommate saw a dude getting a bj from his window at the next dorm. He noticed them and gave them a thumbs up which they reciprocated. I think he wanted people to see him lol
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stop being so horny

This was when I was in elementary school, maybe third or fourth grade?

My mom used to take me to glass conventions and shows all the time. Glass conventions are comprised of private individuals showing off their collections, giving lectures about glass, auctions, etc.

I guess during this one day they were having a lecture or something so she didn't take me. Instead, she left me in the hotel room with her female friend and the friend's boyfriend.

I don't remember if I had dozed off or if they had put a movie on or something but I heard what sounded like people chewing gum, and then I realized they were making out. I guess they got really horny. This really upset me and I started crying (I don't know if it was the sound that just really agitated me or what). The worst part is that the literally kept going. Like I was bawling in the bed and she was basically sitting on him on the chair and they were at least making out.

My mom had some real douchebag friends now that I think about it.
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treewojima posted...

stop being so horny

I cant help it. My pilgrimage as a Titty Meister takea me to some weird places. I never asked for this but I just wound up there by happenstance >_>
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Hexenherz posted...

This was when I was in elementary school, maybe third or fourth grade?

My mom used to take me to glass conventions and shows all the time. Glass conventions are comprised of private individuals showing off their collections, giving lectures about glass, auctions, etc.

I guess during this one day they were having a lecture or something so she didn't take me. Instead, she left me in the hotel room with her female friend and the friend's boyfriend.

I don't remember if I had dozed off or if they had put a movie on or something but I heard what sounded like people chewing gum, and then I realized they were making out. I guess they got really horny. This really upset me and I started crying (I don't know if it was the sound that just really agitated me or what). The worst part is that the literally kept going. Like I was bawling in the bed and she was basically sitting on him on the chair and they were at least making out.

My mom had some real douchebag friends now that I think about it.

They made out right in front of you? lol
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During a block party as a teenager I went to take a leak in the forest around the neighborhood and I stumbled upon a friend of mine and some guy having sex in it.

ocelot51 posted...

During a block party as a teenager I went to take a leak in the forest around the neighborhood and I stumbled upon a friend of mine and some guy having sex in it.

Guy friend or girl friend?
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NeonOctopus posted...

Hexenherz posted...

This was when I was in elementary school, maybe third or fourth grade?

My mom used to take me to glass conventions and shows all the time. Glass conventions are comprised of private individuals showing off their collections, giving lectures about glass, auctions, etc.

I guess during this one day they were having a lecture or something so she didn't take me. Instead, she left me in the hotel room with her female friend and the friend's boyfriend.

I don't remember if I had dozed off or if they had put a movie on or something but I heard what sounded like people chewing gum, and then I realized they were making out. I guess they got really horny. This really upset me and I started crying (I don't know if it was the sound that just really agitated me or what). The worst part is that the literally kept going. Like I was bawling in the bed and she was basically sitting on him on the chair and they were at least making out.

My mom had some real douchebag friends now that I think about it.

They made out right in front of you? lol

Yes. And they kept making out for what felt like at least half an hour even though I was crying.

They might have been doing something more to be honest - like I said, she was on him on top of the chair but I wasn't really looking to see.
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A really long time ago the property across the street was contracted to an asphalt company. They built a big factory and everything, but the owner somehow set up his son to be overseer over the site. Not totally sure of the details there, but the main thing is that they set up the son with a mobile home overlooking the property for him to live in. It just so happened that it overlooked ours too.

Well, it was late one night and I got up to adjust my window. I noticed a light coming from his place and glanced up. In his window was a topless woman. I'm guessing she was fully nude, but I could only see her top half. I did a double take out of surprise. I was a bit stunned at what I was seeing, trying to wrap my mind around it after having just woken up and seeing surprise boobs. After a few seconds I realized what I was doing was creepy, so I closed my curtains and went back to bed.

That's the story of the only time I've ever seen a naked woman irl.
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In college I was an RA and the most common calls I'd get at night were men and women in nothing but towels who would get locked out of their room when going from the common showers back to their bedroom.

Usually it was cause they would leave the door unlocked but their roommate would leave and lock the door forgetting they were showering.

Surprisingly I got calls from women more than men cause the men would just hang out in a friend's room till their roommate came back. The girls that called me were usually the extremely shy ones who didn't want anyone to see them in a towel.
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Seen things at nude beaches and nudist outdoor areas.
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Seen a lot of nude women at remote beaches. A few of them insanely hot.
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Oh I saw a guy shitting in the street in a side alley, idk if that counts either. And a naked guy just chilling in a park in Munich.
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tag
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Hexenherz posted...

Oh I saw a guy shitting in the street in a side alley, idk if that counts either. And a naked guy just chilling in a park in Munich.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XC9QjpdJf0" data-time="

Sidenote

I came home from school early one day because of a long power outage. I walked in and witnessed my parents screwing each other on the couch.

From that point on, I never sat on that couch again.
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NeonOctopus posted...

Guy friend or girl friend?

A girl friend. I had a mad crush on her too so this did interesting things to me psychologically.

Oh yeah, I forgot one. At the job I left a few months ago, I did room inspections during spring break when students went home. I get to this one girl's room, knock out of courtesy, no answer. I go in the room and as I start inspecting for damage, I step on some clothing. I notice that there are a pair of shorts, shirt, and underwear on the floor next to the bed, laid in a way like someone just took them off.

Seconds later, the student comes out of the bathroom, fully naked and freezes when she sees me. I quickly put up the clipboard I'm holding to cover my face and walk out of the room.

I explain from outside that I was doing room inspections and knocked and heard no one respond. I even called out "inspection, coming in" and nothing. She apologized to me (lol?) for the inconvenience she caused me.

I was just hoping she didn't freak out and report me for some type of sexual harassment. But she seemed pretty cool about it.
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ocelot51 posted...

NeonOctopus posted...

Guy friend or girl friend?

A girl friend. I had a mad crush on her too so this did interesting things to me psychologically.

Were her boobs nice at least?
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Zanzenburger posted...

I was just hoping she didn't freak out and report me for some type of sexual harassment. But she seemed pretty cool about it.

Yeah, I wouldve worried about that too. Glad she understood.

So were her titties nice? >_>
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DirkDiggles posted...

From that point on, I never sat on that couch again.

Your parents have definitely banged on every piece of furniture in that house, you know.
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DrizztLink posted...

DirkDiggles posted...

From that point on, I never sat on that couch again.

Your parents have definitely banged on every piece of furniture in that house, you know.

Including your bed, just for a change in environment
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NeonOctopus posted...

Zanzenburger posted...

I was just hoping she didn't freak out and report me for some type of sexual harassment. But she seemed pretty cool about it.

Yeah, I wouldve worried about that too. Glad she understood.

So were her titties nice? >_>

Yes, very much. I believe she ran track so she was both fit but also curvy (not skinny fit like a cross country runner would be). So they were very nice and complemented her body well... at least in the 2 seconds that I saw them before I covered them with a clipboard... <_<
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I used to live in an apartment complex that was across the street from a big hotel and sometimes we'd be sitting out on our balconies watching people banging in front of open windows on like the 15th floor of the hotel.
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NeonOctopus posted...

Were her boobs nice at least?

Nah, they weren't great. Crushing on her kind of lost all its mystique and I stopped hanging out with her after that lmao

Hexenherz posted...

Oh I saw a guy s***ting in the street in a side alley, idk if that counts either

Almost said San Francisco but for the alley. In San Fran they do it out in the open
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Back in Oct I was visiting California and was on a cliffside overlooking the ocean at sunset. A good number of people were out there and I saw an engagement proposal, a pregnant photoshoot, and off to the side the woman in a dress getting professional shots.

I was exploring more of the cliff when I walked past the woman and at that moment the wind blew her dress up and I saw she wasn't wearing underwear. I thought she might have been really embarrassed, but a few min. later she was completely nude.

The guy taking the pictures apologized to me which I thought was kind of weird, but there were families out there so I can see where they might be offending someone
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ocelot51 posted...

NeonOctopus posted...

Were her boobs nice at least?

Nah, they weren't great. Crushing on her kind of lost all its mystique and I stopped hanging out with her after that lmao

I guess it was meant to be then lol
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Zanzenburger posted...

Yes, very much. I believe she ran track so she was both fit but also curvy (not skinny fit like a cross country runner would be). So they were very nice and complemented her body well... at least in the 2 seconds that I saw them before I covered them with a clipboard... <_<

Hell yeah!
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When I worked at a hotel every year on Halloween a swinger group would rent out all the rooms there and just go wild. I would even open up the pool after hours So they could use that.

And they never gave a shit if I watched.
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i remember in my teens, at some summercamp thing.
maybe 1/3 or 2/5 of the people were girls.

anyway, we had been playing some sport, and it was time to shower.
only issue was that while the mens shower was this big open room with 6-8 showers, i think the girls only had a much smaller with 1 or 2 showers.

so, the girls then just decided that it would be better to hop in the boys shower room. this was before they put in shower curtains.

nothing sexual happened in there, we just all showered and that was that.
i had never seen so many boobs at one time before.
though, after a while i decided it was best to just stare at the wall, to avoid unwanted swelling
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They call me the bedside dangler for a reason
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Stayed over at a friend's place in BC while visiting, and listened to him plow his chubby girlfriend while I lay in the room next to them.
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Alucard188 posted...

Stayed over at a friend's place in BC while visiting, and listened to him plow his chubby girlfriend while I lay in the room next to them.

Were you jerking it?
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Alucard188 posted...

Stayed over at a friend's place in BC while visiting, and listened to him plow his chubby girlfriend while I lay in the room next to them.

Did she get out of breath quickly cuz she was chubby?
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tiddies
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I was on vacation last year with my family, and my cousin and her boyfriend were laughing and banging in the other room. >_>
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Is your cousin hot?
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NeonOctopus posted...

Is your cousin hot?

Fuck I feel uncomfortable answering that lmao

I'd say so
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Nice
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ROBANN_88 posted...

i remember in my teens, at some summercamp thing.
maybe 1/3 or 2/5 of the people were girls.

anyway, we had been playing some sport, and it was time to shower.
only issue was that while the mens shower was this big open room with 6-8 showers, i think the girls only had a much smaller with 1 or 2 showers.

so, the girls then just decided that it would be better to hop in the boys shower room. this was before they put in shower curtains.

nothing sexual happened in there, we just all showered and that was that.
i had never seen so many boobs at one time before.
though, after a while i decided it was best to just stare at the wall, to avoid unwanted swelling

What the fuck
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Blue_Inigo posted...

What the fuck

When I was at camp in college, one girl straight up came in to the boys shower cuz the girls shower was too crowded.

She was fat and no one wanted to see her naked. I refused to look in her direction while she showered naked >___>
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Here's another story: I once went over to my sister's house and my niece was also there taking a shower. The bathroom connects directly to the living room and she just comes out with no towel while I'm there playing videogames. This startles us both and I spent a lot of time berating her on why she was wandering around naked in someone else's house.

Me and some friends were walking around downtown. We passed a van on a side street and caught a glimpse of a morbidly obese black woman bouncing on some guys dick in the front seat. That poor man. I hope he's okay.

I used to live in a house with five other dudes. One morning I went dowstairs to make breakfast and two complete strangers were just going at it on the couch. Although this was certainly unusual, with the roommates I had and the friends they had, it wasn't really out of character for the house. They didn't see me from the kitchen and I didn't feel like dealing with this shit so I just went back upstairs.

Tag
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ocelot51 posted...

Here's another story: I once went over to my sister's house and my niece was also there taking a shower. The bathroom connects directly to the living room and she just comes out with no towel while I'm there playing videogames. This startles us both and I spent a lot of time berating her on why she was wandering around naked in someone else's house.

The hell is wrong with her? Kids have no morals today
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specialkid8 posted...

Me and some friends were walking around downtown. We passed a van on a side street and caught a glimpse of a morbidly obese black woman bouncing on some guys dick in the front seat. That poor man. I hope he's okay.

I used to live in a house with five other dudes. One morning I went dowstairs to make breakfast and two complete strangers were just going at it on the couch. Although this was certainly unusual, with the roommates I had and the friends they had, it wasn't really out of character for the house. They didn't see me from the kitchen and I didn't feel like dealing with this shit so I just went back upstairs.

Was one of the strangers a chick and was she hot?
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Blue_Inigo posted...

Was one of the strangers a chick and was she hot?

Yeah

specialkid8 posted...

Blue_Inigo posted...

Was one of the strangers a chick and was she hot?

Yeah

nice
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I also had a neighbor in my first apartment who never closed the blinds on her bedroom window. She was a cute lesbian too so every time she brought a girl home I got to watch.

I miss that place.
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RiderofHogs posted...

I also had a neighbor in my first apartment who never closed the blinds on her bedroom window. She was a cute lesbian too so every time she brought a girl home I got to watch.

I miss that place.

Were the girls hot or were they kinda butchy? Was she hot or butchy herself? >_>
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