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dib153
05/12/19 8:08:39 PM
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alright, so I've been walking a lot lately, yeah? and see, its REALLY hot in florida right now what with the sun and the light drizzles and ensuing humidity, right? but see, right, my thighs aren't big enough to rub up against each other when i walk right? but because it's so hot my balls are really droopy, and so they're rubbing up against my thighs and dude.OH my god...okay if it wasn't against the TOU to post a picture of a diagram I absolutely would just to show you exactly where it's ruining my fucking life right now but long story short my balls are chaffed, okay? and its bad dude, real bad
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Touch
05/12/19 8:09:46 PM
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Yeah but is it Aeris or Aerith
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FF_Redux
05/12/19 8:10:26 PM
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Yazarogi
05/12/19 8:10:35 PM
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I used to have this problem, get some body glide. It's saved my life.
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uwnim
05/12/19 8:10:37 PM
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Got to wear a different type of underwear when it is hot like that so your balls have some support.
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Strider102
05/12/19 8:10:43 PM
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Testicular chaffing is always fun
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dib153
05/12/19 8:19:52 PM
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I mean I guess its more like....friction burn I guess? its not like....a rash or anything or flakey skin.....its like.....sack skin been rubbed raw against my boxers maybe? shit hurts

got me walkin like a brokeback cowboy
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TheGoldenEel
05/12/19 8:21:08 PM
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Gold bond bruh
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Strider102
05/12/19 8:22:32 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Gold bond bruh


Yeah use that, plus the sensation feels kinda good.
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kingdrake2
05/12/19 8:23:09 PM
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dib153 posted...
I mean I guess its more like....friction burn I guess? its not like....a rash or anything or flakey skin.....its like.....sack skin been rubbed raw against my boxers maybe? shit hurts

got me walkin like a brokeback cowboy

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mustachedmystic
05/12/19 8:34:26 PM
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Yeah, I walk a lot, and chafe pretty much anywhere and everywhere it's possible to chafe. Ball chafing is definitely the worst.
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Yazarogi
05/13/19 12:36:00 PM
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HELLO?

Body GLIDE

It's a thing, and your problem was answered way early in the thread, only for you to continue asking the question and it being answered for you. BAIT TOPIC
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Error1355
05/13/19 12:46:27 PM
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*blinks*

*exits topic*
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