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V-E-G-Y-
05/15/19 4:52:56 PM
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pinky0926
05/15/19 4:53:55 PM
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I'd definitely rather not.
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SSJGrimReaper
05/15/19 4:54:26 PM
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why not pinky
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spanky1
05/15/19 4:55:01 PM
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Just as long as I can lay down before she does her squat routine, am I right guys? Wakka wakka.
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pinky0926
05/15/19 4:56:37 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
why not pinky


Do you have any idea how much upkeep that body requires?

This girl isn't hanging out playing video games with you. She ain't even lying in bed to watch netflix on a sunday. She's definitely not going out with you to bars on a friday night. She's out at 6am every morning on the track and spending her free time (the tiny amount she has) doing meal prep and probably studying. She goes to bed at 9pm. She's a fucking athlete. You don't want to be in a relationship with an athlete.

I'm not guessing here. I've briefly dated athletes. Dullest dating experiences of my lifes. I'm sure they found me lazy and apathetic every bit as I found them square and one-dimensional.
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Flockaveli
05/15/19 4:57:00 PM
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Yeah imagine fucking her in missionary and just... grabbing onto those rock climbing wall abs.

No thanks.
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spanky1
05/15/19 4:58:08 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
why not pinky


Do you have any idea how much upkeep that body requires?

This girl isn't hanging out playing video games with you. She ain't even lying in bed to watch netflix on a sunday. She's definitely not going out with you to bars on a friday night. She's out at 6am every morning on the track and spending her free time (the tiny amount she has) doing meal prep and probably studying. She goes to bed at 9pm. She's a fucking athlete. You don't want to be in a relationship with an athlete.

She can do all that while I play video games.

Sounds like the dream to me.
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RoboLaserGandhi
05/15/19 4:58:46 PM
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That's definitely kinda gross
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V-E-G-Y-
05/15/19 5:02:28 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
why not pinky


Do you have any idea how much upkeep that body requires?

This girl isn't hanging out playing video games with you. She ain't even lying in bed to watch netflix on a sunday. She's definitely not going out with you to bars on a friday night. She's out at 6am every morning on the track and spending her free time (the tiny amount she has) doing meal prep and probably studying. She goes to bed at 9pm. She's a fucking athlete. You don't want to be in a relationship with an athlete.

I'm not guessing here. I've briefly dated athletes. Dullest dating experiences of my lifes. I'm sure they found me lazy and apathetic every bit as I found them square and one-dimensional.

So she isn't clingy, niiiice
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Gobstoppers12
05/15/19 5:02:52 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
I'd definitely rather not.

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