Current Events > Scenario: Your son is dating one of those inexplicably popular Korean streamers.

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UnfairRepresent
05/15/19 6:19:58 PM
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Not the gamers or the ones with talent, the ones who just vlog and eat random snacks.

She's just immigrated to your country and you come home to find her at a table in front of a camera in second language English going "I'm still settling in [Country] so what better time than to try BRITISH ORANGES!" and then she eats some British oranges.

You son comes up to you and says "Hey Dad, you're back early. This is Seon-mi, although she is better known by her handle SeonMiSeoul. Isn't she the greatest?"

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How do you react?
what do you do?
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MedeaLysistrata
05/15/19 6:21:26 PM
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Downvote all her content
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Noirespanties
05/15/19 6:22:12 PM
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"ok"
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garan
05/15/19 6:33:50 PM
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I hope she does ASMR videos so I can introduce her to my niece that loves that shit.
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SpiritSephiroth
05/15/19 6:35:26 PM
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Tropicalwood
05/15/19 6:37:04 PM
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make her stop by flashing nsfw content on her stream
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UnfairRepresent
05/15/19 6:39:02 PM
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garan posted...
I hope she does ASMR videos so I can introduce her to my niece that loves that shit.

gross
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EbonTitanium
05/15/19 6:44:56 PM
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Korean women aren't known to be into black men.
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Gobstoppers12
05/15/19 6:48:15 PM
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(Vague Game of Thrones spoilers) I use a dragon to burn down the house.
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UnfairRepresent
05/15/19 6:59:01 PM
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EbonTitanium posted...
Korean women aren't known to be into black men.

She doesn't discriminate.

I mean she's dating your son after all
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MedeaLysistrata
05/15/19 7:05:25 PM
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Does she make a lot of money though?
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Goats
05/15/19 7:11:49 PM
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So you came to Canada to eat British oranges. No come on lets get u some poutine snubbul
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UnfairRepresent
05/15/19 7:53:35 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
Does she make a lot of money though?

More any entry level job sure
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MedeaLysistrata
05/15/19 11:41:49 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
MedeaLysistrata posted...
Does she make a lot of money though?

More any entry level job sure

Job markets a ruse
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UnfairRepresent
05/16/19 4:38:45 AM
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Goats posted...
So you came to Canada to eat British oranges. No come on lets get u some poutine snubbul

You can get British oranges pretty much anywhere
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UnfairRepresent
05/16/19 6:07:27 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
MedeaLysistrata posted...
Does she make a lot of money though?

More any entry level job sure

Job markets a ruse

Tell that to your empty gas tank
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UnfairRepresent
05/17/19 3:33:42 PM
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and he never seen again
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UnfairRepresent
05/19/19 12:23:06 PM
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and he was never seen again
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Distant_Rainbow
05/19/19 12:34:02 PM
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"Son, we're Korean. She's Korean as well. Yet you do realize she made all that fuss weeks ago demanding that she be allowed to immigrate to Korea from Korea, don't you? It was all over the news and the tabloids are still ridiculing her for it.

Obviously she has brain damage. What the hell are you doing, dating a madwoman and inviting her into my house?"
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UnfairRepresent
05/20/19 9:37:45 AM
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Distant_Rainbow posted...
"Son, we're Korean. She's Korean as well. Yet you do realize she made all that fuss weeks ago demanding that she be allowed to immigrate to Korea from Korea, don't you? It was all over the news and the tabloids are still ridiculing her for it.

Obviously she has brain damage. What the hell are you doing, dating a madwoman and inviting her into my house?"

Maybe her parents were illegal and she had to fight to stop being deported
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