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ssj3vegeta_
05/16/19 10:01:04 PM
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Do you agree - Results (17 votes)
No
58.82% (10 votes)
10
Yes
41.18% (7 votes)
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https://www.cnn.com/2017/03/13/health/abortion-texas-lawmaker-trnd/index.html
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NeoShadowhen
05/16/19 10:03:40 PM
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Do it.

Let the game begin...
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Key
05/16/19 10:05:09 PM
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I remember when this was first posted
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kingdrake2
05/16/19 10:05:35 PM
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that's just bad in general would increase crime rates.
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JamesVanDerBeek
05/16/19 10:05:41 PM
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How would they prove this?
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kingdrake2
05/16/19 10:06:09 PM
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JamesVanDerBeek posted...
How would they prove this?


baby gravy stains.
tissues.
toilet paper.

Irony posted...
Feels like this article gets posted every week


it's the first time i saw this.
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Irony
05/16/19 10:06:11 PM
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Feels like this article gets posted every week
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IHeartRadiation
05/16/19 10:07:23 PM
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Truly an important piece of news, two years ago.
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I don't get it either.
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WaterLink
05/16/19 10:07:37 PM
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Only if women get fined $100 for every period they have sure. Use the tax money to build a giant public sex dungeon
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JamesVanDerBeek
05/16/19 10:08:06 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
baby gravy stains.

That proves nothing. Nocturnal emissions are a thing.
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Lost_All_Senses
05/16/19 10:08:33 PM
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NeoShadowhen posted...
Do it.

Let the game begin...


This. And I can only afford to jack off once a month tho.

Im gonna have to start blowing dudes just so I can jack off.
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PMarth2002
05/16/19 10:11:57 PM
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GasMonkey posted...
dumb ass religious extremists.

shit i think we need to ban all health care and just leave it in gods hands at this point. stop using technology and just go plow feilds and beats gays like god wants us to.


Its a political statement, not a religious thing.

According to the article Its actually a female democrat that proposed the bill, she's just doing it to make a point about male lawmakers passing bills on women's issues, like abortion. She knows it has zero chance of passing.
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jumi
05/16/19 10:12:54 PM
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random man: I love masturbating! Time to beat off!

female politician: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
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scorpion41
05/16/19 10:13:07 PM
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Shes so damned petty.

Women cant kill their unborn right away? Well how bout we make it harder to treat ED and cancer in men, and fine them for rubbing one out?

Hopefully people who voted for her feel stupid for it.
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jumi
05/16/19 10:14:43 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
NeoShadowhen posted...
Do it.

Let the game begin...


This. And I can only afford to jack off once a month tho.

Im gonna have to start blowing dudes just so I can jack off.


1. Become gay.
2. Blow dudes while getting blown.
3. PROFIT!
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kingdrake2
05/17/19 2:05:51 AM
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PMarth2002 posted...
GasMonkey posted...
dumb ass religious extremists.

shit i think we need to ban all health care and just leave it in gods hands at this point. stop using technology and just go plow feilds and beats gays like god wants us to.


Its a political statement, not a religious thing.

According to the article Its actually a female democrat that proposed the bill, she's just doing it to make a point about male lawmakers passing bills on women's issues, like abortion. She knows it has zero chance of passing.


why is she trying to punish everyone as a whole. i'm in support of abortion provided it was in danger of health or as a cause of criminal or non-criminal cases ie rape.
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WafflehouseJK
05/17/19 2:08:21 AM
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What about wet dreams, are those ok?
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gunplagirl
05/17/19 2:13:04 AM
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Life begins at the erection
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mattnd2007
05/17/19 2:58:50 AM
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Keep all your used tissues and mail them to her.

******Note***** do not actually do this. Obviously joking.
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JamesVanDerBeek
05/17/19 3:05:55 AM
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mattnd2007 posted...
Keep all your used tissues and mail them to her.

******Note***** do not actually do this. Obviously joking.

Too late.
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Im_JustMe0129
05/17/19 3:12:12 AM
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Sure, as long as we can fine women $200 a month for having PMS......you know, that equality thing and all is very important.

Also:
"Rep. Jessica Farrar, a Democrat"

That's all that needs to be said for this type of stupidity.
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ssj3vegeta_
05/17/19 6:11:18 AM
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Collat
05/17/19 6:28:26 AM
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scorpion41 posted...
Shes so damned petty.

Women cant kill their unborn right away? Well how bout we make it harder to treat ED and cancer in men, and fine them for rubbing one out?

Hopefully people who voted for her feel stupid for it.
All those children dead in a wad of tissue or tube sock. Guess you'd rather not think of them.
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Panthera
05/17/19 6:34:53 AM
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I wonder if some day one of these satire/parody laws politicians propose to try to make a point will end up actually passing. Bet the person who proposed it will feel real dumb if it happens.
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Rika_Furude
05/17/19 6:39:08 AM
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that female politician should lose her job and fuck off to be fair
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Rebel_Patriot
05/17/19 6:47:19 AM
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Who pays if you get a handy? The giver or the recipient?
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Hexenherz
05/17/19 7:19:18 AM
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I'm 100% fine with this
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NinjaWarrior455
05/17/19 7:22:28 AM
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Hey a $100 fine is no big deal. Especially compared to the hundreds of thousands women are fined by not being allowed to get an abortion.
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ClockworkHare
05/18/19 1:57:58 PM
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-This is old news, like really old...
-The proposal was reactionary stupidity and was never likely to be implemented. It would have been sexist and deemed unjust anyway.
-There was no way to effectively enforce the proposed law, so it was a joke to begin with.
-Try sticking to clickbait articles from 2019, thanks.
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Fossil
05/18/19 2:01:14 PM
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lol of course she looks like a man
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