Current Events > XV: mac, cookie, stone and clap ask a certain Discord to #freeteep

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She did it all for the dookie
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My only fetish is friendship
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my fetish is big ol titties
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I lost an ovw comp game in part bc the micro usb cable I plug my controller in w is on the fritz and it kept cutting out in the middle of team fights and I wish I was dead so so so so much right now

micro usbs are genuinely the devil. Im going back to playing minecraft
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DarthAragorn posted...

my fetish is big ol titties

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My mouse has been disconnecting, real bad for dota
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oh yeah same hat then

I would play no cord, but my xbox cant stay synced to controllers for whatever fuckin reason so I have to play wired
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Wtf that's messed up, do you have the Bluetooth model Xbox controller (came with One S and X and sold separately after those released I think) or just the original one
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mcpwnia posted...

My mouse has been disconnecting, real bad for dota

oh, so that's what you're going with
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No johns
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You know what's definitely not my fetish? When I touch my face and find out I missed a spot shaving
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Thats why I stopped shaving
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I would just grow a beard but it's all thin and patchy and garbage. So I shave when I go out
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I just shave it off, that way it ain't all itchy.

Its hot af today.
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DarthAragorn posted...

Wtf that's messed up, do you have the Bluetooth model Xbox controller (came with One S and X and sold separately after those released I think) or just the original one

I have an S

DarthAragorn posted...

You know what's definitely not my fetish? When I touch my face and find out I missed a spot shaving

PREACH KING
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My dudes.

Beards are the way to go

Menardii posted...

My dudes.

Beards are the way to go

If I could, I would
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DarthAragorn posted...

Menardii posted...

My dudes.

Beards are the way to go

If I could, I would

Damn. Maybe one day.

If I shave all the way, I'll have a beard in a week.

Idk, I'm 25 and still can't grow one so I'm not sure it'll ever happen at this point
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I have one patch thats holding me back from trying for real, but I also really wish my mustache and beard connected
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I have a bald spot under my chin but I dont let it stop the fuzz
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animal crossing... im crying
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I preordered FFVIIR deluxe last night

I want the first class edition but I aint throwing $330
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I'll buy FF7 Remake when the full game is out
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DarthAragorn posted...

I'll buy FF7 Remake when the full game is out

Idk why yall are thinking like this when each entry is its own standalone thing
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bo2w is really setting in and Im going to explode
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Man Far Cry 5 is one buggy-ass game
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They don't even know how many games ff7 is going to be rofl

Or worse won't say because they'd lose sales if they did
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DarthAragorn posted...

They don't even know how many games ff7 is going to be rofl

Or worse won't say because they'd lose sales if they did

Again

Thats thinking in context of the original story

Which is not what this is

Theres been god knows how many expansions upon the ff7 mythos since 1997. I dont think theres really any reason to freak out just now. If its 2 Blu-ray Discs of content then theres almost no conceivable way this first part is an incomplete game
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those were all trash, though...
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Yo splat when AC comes out you'll have to add Christina. She's getting that day 1.

DarthAragorn posted...

those were all trash, though...

Crisis Core was a masterpiece. If the game was remade with combat from FFVIIR, it would surpass it.

2 breath 2 wild
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when gamefaqs users die, they are recruited to hell by lucifer himself to join his ranks as torturers of the damned. day in and day out, those who sinned in life are punished in death by being forced to listen to cemen give their god-awful zelda takes

each opinion slowly wafts from the torturerss mouths, like a foul odor that rots its victims from the inside out. by the time they get to botws weapon durability mechanic, most of the poor souls muscle tissue and skin will have decomposed, causing entire limbs to give way and fall off. by the time theyve crowned majoras mask the best zelda, nothing will remain but a skull, two eyeballs and a fully in-tact nervous system that feels nothing but blinding, immeasurable pain the likes of which would kill a person in the blink of an eye.
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^i felt that in my soul
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Why do I always go into the comments
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TIL: r/Muslimcels is a thing
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i forgot I wrote all that. I was blitzed out of my mind and just as exhausted
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lmao
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also yeah I do wanna play ac w christina
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teepan95 posted...

TIL: r/Muslimcels is a thing

CookieMarvin posted...

i forgot I wrote all that. I was blitzed out of my mind and just as exhausted

LMAO
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two of my friends that Ive been tryna get to watch jojo since high school are finally doing it and im conflicted bc im excited theyre watching it while also being kinda annoyed that they ignored me for years and are now consuming it on the rec of some random ass hoe ass gamers

which is probably dumb, but this where Im at
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oh I think its cause they dont listen to me in general and this is just a microcosm of that
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ugh and Im getting baited in the chat by one of them talking about how hot everyone in it is. I hate gamers man
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What matters most is they are now indoctrinated

But yeah that sounds annoying af
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fake-ass babingos
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how did dice snap so hard on bf1 and whiff so hard on swbf, swbf2 and bfv
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I wish the battlefronts were better...

I know that's a brave thing to say.
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watchmojos top 10 list of spiciest takes
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How do I tell my son that he was adopted?

We found him. In a park. On a swing set. He was taped to it.
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another day, another last minute text from my mom saying something came up and we need to cover for her for this thing she had to do, so now it falls on me and my sister. I can't fucking wait to be out of here, I'm sick of her manipulative bullshit
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