Poll of the Day > I got another match on Tinder, give me some pick up lines!

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lihlih 05/22/19 12:11:37 PM #1:	I'm working in an area with shitty reception right now, so I have no idea who I got matched with. Throw me some lines for me to send her when I get out of this area in a bit. --- People come up to me... concerned.. that I'll reproduce." - Emo Philips <cite>lihlih posted [p:922225801] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote>I'm working in an area with shitty reception right now, so I have no idea who I got matched with. Throw me some lines for me to send her when I get out of this area in a bit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catatonia 05/22/19 12:13:45 PM #2:	Goes to say a pickup line GM: Roll charisma check. Rolls a nat 1 HEY BABY EVER HAD YOUR ASSHOLE EATEN BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT?! --- Zangulus has been a naughty boy. <cite>catatonia posted [p:922225884] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote>Goes to say a pickup line GM: Roll charisma check. Rolls a nat 1 HEY BABY EVER HAD YOUR ASSHOLE EATEN BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CTLM 05/22/19 12:34:51 PM #3:	Do you like the rain too? It's great because it washes away all my sins I want to stuff you like a Thanksgiving turkey I may not work at UPS, but I still have a package I want to give to you --- PSN: CPortzline <cite>CTLM posted [p:922226697] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote>Do you like the rain too? It's great because it washes away all my sins I want to stuff you like a Thanksgiving turkey I may not work at UPS, but I still have a package I want to give to you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 05/22/19 12:44:28 PM #4:	what happened with the woman you cheated on your wife and had a baby with --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:922227067] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote>what happened with the woman you cheated on your wife and had a baby with</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhiskeyDisk 05/22/19 1:03:26 PM #5:	If your left leg were memorial day and your right leg was the 4th of July, can I spend a little time between the holidays? --- The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins. ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. <cite>WhiskeyDisk posted [p:922227826] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote>If your left leg were memorial day and your right leg was the 4th of July, can I spend a little time between the holidays?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Valiant_Kaiser 05/22/19 1:13:57 PM #6:	"Have you ever...?" Then she will ask "what?" "Nevermind. It's stupid." "No, just say it." "Had a first date at a McDonald's?" <cite>Valiant_Kaiser posted [p:922228251] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote>"Have you ever...?" Then she will ask "what?" "Nevermind. It's stupid." "No, just say it." "Had a first date at a McDonald's?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lihlih 05/22/19 2:33:30 PM #7:	Jen0125 posted... what happened with the woman you cheated on your wife and had a baby with We broke up last week. WhiskeyDisk posted... If your left leg were memorial day and your right leg was the 4th of July, can I spend a little time between the holidays? This is the one I ended up using. Hopefully it'll work, because she's hot as fuck! --- People come up to me... concerned.. that I'll reproduce." - Emo Philips <cite>lihlih posted [p:922231572] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>what happened with the woman you cheated on your wife and had a baby with</quote> We broke up last week. <cite>WhiskeyDisk posted...</cite> <quote>If your left leg were memorial day and your right leg was the 4th of July, can I spend a little time between the holidays?</quote> This is the one I ended up using. Hopefully it'll work, because she's hot as fuck!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheWitchMorgana 05/22/19 3:07:38 PM #8:	the hottest pickup line is: talking to women like they're real people --- formerly Kanakiri, Sefrig, etc. the Soda Princess herself https://i.imgtc.ws/hzzfqsE.jpg <cite>TheWitchMorgana posted [p:922232978] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote>the hottest pickup line is: talking to women like they're real people</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 05/22/19 3:18:15 PM #9:	My name is George. Im unemployed and I live with my parents. <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:922233372] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote>My name is George. Im unemployed and I live with my parents.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 05/22/19 3:37:57 PM #10:	TheWitchMorgana posted... the hottest pickup line is: talking to women like they're real people What's a real person? --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:922234180] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheWitchMorgana posted...</cite> <quote>the hottest pickup line is: talking to women like they're real people</quote> What's a real person?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 05/22/19 3:38:21 PM #11:	Be honest. Say "I'm an ex-husband that cheated on my wife for my baby momma that I just broke up with and I'm looking to get laid." --- I'd rather die helping others survive than be all alone, UNSCATHED, after all others have fallen -DEC <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:922234208] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote>Be honest. Say "I'm an ex-husband that cheated on my wife for my baby momma that I just broke up with and I'm looking to get laid."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 05/22/19 4:36:21 PM #12:	SunWuKung420 posted... Be honest. Say "I'm an ex-husband that cheated on my wife for my baby momma that I just broke up with and I'm looking to get laid." Thats a panty dropper if I ever heard one... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:922236507] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>Be honest. Say "I'm an ex-husband that cheated on my wife for my baby momma that I just broke up with and I'm looking to get laid."</quote> Thats a panty dropper if I ever heard one...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SkynyrdRocker 05/22/19 4:38:13 PM #13:	TheWitchMorgana posted... the hottest pickup line is: talking to women like they're real people This is how I use online dating <cite>SkynyrdRocker posted [p:922236593] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheWitchMorgana posted...</cite> <quote>the hottest pickup line is: talking to women like they're real people</quote> This is how I use online dating</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 05/22/19 5:07:03 PM #14:	LinkPizza posted... SunWuKung420 posted... Be honest. Say "I'm an ex-husband that cheated on my wife for my baby momma that I just broke up with and I'm looking to get laid." Thats a panty dropper if I ever heard one... At least they'll know who they are letting in. --- I'd rather die helping others survive than be all alone, UNSCATHED, after all others have fallen -DEC <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:922237802] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote><cite>LinkPizza posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>Be honest. Say "I'm an ex-husband that cheated on my wife for my baby momma that I just broke up with and I'm looking to get laid."</quote> Thats a panty dropper if I ever heard one...</quote> At least they'll know who they are letting in.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 05/22/19 8:05:33 PM #15:	i agree with sunny for once --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:922245010] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote>i agree with sunny for once</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nade Duck 05/22/19 8:06:12 PM #16:	Jen0125 posted... i agree with sunny for once eeyup --- https://imgur.com/ElACjJD "Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl <cite>Nade Duck posted [p:922245040] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>i agree with sunny for once</quote> eeyup</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 05/22/19 8:12:04 PM #17:	Jen0125 posted... what happened with the woman you cheated on your wife and had a baby with Thats a terrible pick-up line, Jen. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:922245259] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>what happened with the woman you cheated on your wife and had a baby with</quote> Thats a terrible pick-up line, Jen.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bossjony 05/22/19 8:13:38 PM #18:	Sarcasthma posted... Jen0125 posted... what happened with the woman you cheated on your wife and had a baby with Thats a terrible pick-up line, Jen. Lolz <cite>bossjony posted [p:922245316] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sarcasthma posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>what happened with the woman you cheated on your wife and had a baby with</quote> Thats a terrible pick-up line, Jen.</quote> Lolz</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 05/22/19 8:19:28 PM #19:	Nade Duck posted... Jen0125 posted... i agree with sunny for once eeyup Cheers! --- I'd rather die helping others survive than be all alone, UNSCATHED, after all others have fallen -DEC <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:922245531] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nade Duck posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>i agree with sunny for once</quote> eeyup</quote> Cheers!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bossjony 05/29/19 9:27:24 PM #20:	Ask Larry ok <cite>bossjony posted [p:922543452] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote>Ask Larry ok</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monopoman 05/29/19 9:55:31 PM #21:	Are you from Tennessee? Because youre the only Ten I See. <cite>Monopoman posted [p:922544470] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote>Are you from Tennessee? Because youre the only Ten I See.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 05/29/19 10:40:00 PM #22:	SkynyrdRocker posted... TheWitchMorgana posted... the hottest pickup line is: talking to women like they're real people This is how I use online dating --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:922546137] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote><cite>SkynyrdRocker posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TheWitchMorgana posted...</cite> <quote>the hottest pickup line is: talking to women like they're real people</quote> This is how I use online dating</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deadpigs101 05/29/19 11:32:22 PM #23:	Bumble is actually a nice app for dating and Ok Cupid updated their profiles to show marijuana use alongside alcohol and drug use --- GT: DonGiovanni023 3DS Friend Code: 3282 3335 3766 http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u58/DonGiovanni023/siggy-1.jpg <cite>deadpigs101 posted [p:922547984] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote>Bumble is actually a nice app for dating and Ok Cupid updated their profiles to show marijuana use alongside alcohol and drug use</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jramirez23 05/30/19 12:05:01 AM #24:	TC, where are you from? --- When life backs you up into a corner, come out swingin'! <cite>jramirez23 posted [p:922549061] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote>TC, where are you from?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 05/30/19 8:02:45 AM #25:	"Truckers do it all night long." "This trucker is not in it for the long haul." "I'll abandon my load, just like I'll abandon you!" --- I'd rather die helping others survive than be all alone, UNSCATHED, after all others have fallen -DEC <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:922557656] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote>"Truckers do it all night long." "This trucker is not in it for the long haul." "I'll abandon my load, just like I'll abandon you!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lihlih 05/30/19 12:48:07 PM #26:	jramirez23 posted... TC, where are you from? I'm originally from S.Korea. --- People come up to me... concerned.. that I'll reproduce." - Emo Philips <cite>lihlih posted [p:922566402] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote><cite>jramirez23 posted...</cite> <quote>TC, where are you from?</quote> I'm originally from S.Korea.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Renraku_San 05/31/19 12:17:17 PM #27:	How about people stay out of TC's business and help them out instead? JFC. --- I worship Jesus Christ and am 100% proud to be Christian! I read the Bible every day, you should too! <cite>Renraku_San posted [p:922610106] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote>How about people stay out of TC's business and help them out instead? JFC.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JOExHIGASHI 05/31/19 1:00:13 PM #29:	"Hey gurl. Lemme Holla at chu" --- Next Xbox will be named Xbox1 2 <cite>JOExHIGASHI posted [p:922611752] in I got anot... [t:77732806]...</cite> <quote>"Hey gurl. Lemme Holla at chu"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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