Current Events > Women: "Stop bodyshaming women"

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Man: "i have a small penis"

Women:

women: "show real bodies! Slim, tall bodies with big boobs are unrealistic"
women: "short men? beer bellies?! HAHAHAHAA"

Men: Just b yourself
Same men, latter that day: lmao you're a fucking dweeb
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you two are bitter as fuck
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Hahahaha TC has a small weiner
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Shuto-uke posted...

women: "short men? beer bellies?! HAHAHAHAA"

the Hobbit Physique stigma is real.

This topic is full of bitter people and it's really sad.
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Offworlder1 posted...

This topic is full of bitter people and it's really sad.

You do know this is CE, right?

Shuto-uke posted...

women: "show real bodies! Slim, tall bodies with big boobs are unrealistic"
women: "short men? beer bellies?! HAHAHAHAA"

i never know any man who cares about tall girls
but i agree for the slim and big boobs

Yes I do but it doesn't change what I said, this is sad even for CE.
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Humans: X
Also humans: Y
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Hope she sees this, man
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First three usernames go to the same person.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIuOhoPB6U8" data-time="&start=100

Starts at the relevant joke.
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Why would a man admit to having a small penis. He is asking for a laugh doing that.
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a-c-a-b posted...

Hahahaha TC has a small weiner

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only sluts care about penis size anyway
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Questionmarktarius posted...

Shuto-uke posted...

women: "short men? beer bellies?! HAHAHAHAA"

the Hobbit Physique stigma is real.

Stigma balls hehe
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creativerealms posted...

Why would a man admit to having a small penis. He is asking for a laugh doing that.

When you have sex with someone it's gonna get found out
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gunplagirl posted...

Questionmarktarius posted...

Shuto-uke posted...

women: "short men? beer bellies?! HAHAHAHAA"

the Hobbit Physique stigma is real.

Stigma balls hehe

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Im sorry you have a small pee pee, TC.
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Small penis stealth brag topic
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For the life of me, I'll never understand why it's okay to shame a dude for being under 6' (something he has no control over) but it's not okay to comment on a woman's weight (something she has full control over).

Like, I agree, don't shit on people because of their physical appearance. Just be decent to people in general. It's just funny how women will grab the pitchforks and torches the second somebody makes a fat joke, but you'll legit never see a woman come to the defense of a manlet.
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Stop being insecure about your tiny dick and you'll be happier probably.
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Ultima Dragon posted...

For the life of me, I'll never understand why it's okay to shame a dude for being under 6' (something he has no control over) but it's not okay to comment on a woman's weight (something she has full control over).

Like, I agree, don't shit on people because of their physical appearance. Just be decent to people in general. It's just funny how women will grab the pitchforks and torches the second somebody makes a fat joke, but you'll legit never see a woman come to the defense of a manlet.

Thank you! Double standards like those are ridiculous and all too common sadly

ZeroKelvin posted...

Ultima Dragon posted...

For the life of me, I'll never understand why it's okay to shame a dude for being under 6' (something he has no control over) but it's not okay to comment on a woman's weight (something she has full control over).

Like, I agree, don't shit on people because of their physical appearance. Just be decent to people in general. It's just funny how women will grab the pitchforks and torches the second somebody makes a fat joke, but you'll legit never see a woman come to the defense of a manlet.

Thank you! Double standards like those are ridiculous and all too common sadly

Dudes complain about flat chests, thigh gaps, and pancake asses all the time
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I'm 5'6" but when I sit on my wallet, I'm 6'3". Cant keep the ladies off me
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DrizztLink posted...

gunplagirl posted...

Questionmarktarius posted...

Shuto-uke posted...

women: "short men? beer bellies?! HAHAHAHAA"

the Hobbit Physique stigma is real.

Stigma balls hehe

That's a 70s Doctor Who villain, right?

If not, BBC could have saved several pounds doing that.

You dont have to body shame women, they're already shaming themselves all day everyday
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I will say, the whole body positivity movement seems to consist almost entirely of fat women.
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Stop chasing fat chicks with high standards

Current_Events posted...

Shuto-uke posted...

women: "show real bodies! Slim, tall bodies with big boobs are unrealistic"
women: "short men? beer bellies?! HAHAHAHAA"

i never know any man who cares about tall girls
but i agree for the slim and big boobs

I love your name lol

Ultima Dragon posted...

For the life of me, I'll never understand why it's okay to shame a dude for being under 6' (something he has no control over) but it's not okay to comment on a woman's weight (something she has full control over).

Like, I agree, don't shit on people because of their physical appearance. Just be decent to people in general. It's just funny how women will grab the pitchforks and torches the second somebody makes a fat joke, but you'll legit never see a woman come to the defense of a manlet.

inb4 CE goes like "ur bitter OMG u must bee a birgin!!! incel rage lol p.s. aerith we miss u :( "

Blue_Inigo posted...

ZeroKelvin posted...

Ultima Dragon posted...

For the life of me, I'll never understand why it's okay to shame a dude for being under 6' (something he has no control over) but it's not okay to comment on a woman's weight (something she has full control over).

Like, I agree, don't shit on people because of their physical appearance. Just be decent to people in general. It's just funny how women will grab the pitchforks and torches the second somebody makes a fat joke, but you'll legit never see a woman come to the defense of a manlet.

Thank you! Double standards like those are ridiculous and all too common sadly

Dudes complain about flat chests, thigh gaps, and pancake asses all the time

Yes we do. But we get criticized for it.

Literally the only time I've ever heard a chick complain about a guy having a small dick was after a break up, and she looked dumb as hell cause all she ever did before that was brag about how great he was in bed.

I honestly don't think most women care that much unless it's like a micro dick and even then they're not gonna dump you on seeing it unless they are the absolute worst.

Rusty_Shacklefo posted...

Literally the only time I've ever heard a chick complain about a guy having a small dick was after a break up, and she looked dumb as hell cause all she ever did before that was brag about how great he was in bed.

I honestly don't think most women care that much unless it's like a micro dick and even then they're not gonna dump you on seeing it unless they are the absolute worst.

girls have a... complicated code.

See, us dudes usually won't go like "haha, my girlfriend swallows" to our buddies. We'd not tell our friend "dude, your girl has some big round boobs, I'd like to touch those" or something like that, we'd be shitty friends, and also, we'd get punched in the face, rightly so.

Girls are supposed to be the ones who are all about intimacy and all, but when they're around their (girl) friends they have "woman to woman" conversations like "I love Jeff, he is the best boyfriend ever, but he has this weird penis that is more like a tree stump, it's like, very short, but also very thick, I feel I am fucking a tree that was cut by a lumberjack, what do I do?" And the girls will offer their advice.

Or they will "brag" of what a close relationship they have to their significant others by bragging he saw the avengers and cried like a baby when thor did whatever so she cuddled him so he could cry... thus making the boyfriend the cry-guy.

They think they're putting their relationship on a high pedestal and rubbing it on their girl's faces, but come breakup then the boyfriend is Mr. tree stump dick cry guy.

Nobody:

TC: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I uh...read topic title as "Stop bodyslamming women"
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I'm more amused by the "nobody actually looks like that!" crowd. Yes, they do. That one clearly does. Why can't you be like her?
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Shuto-uke posted...

girls have a... complicated code.

See, us dudes usually won't go like "haha, my girlfriend swallows" to our buddies. We'd not tell our friend "dude, your girl has some big round boobs, I'd like to touch those" or something like that, we'd be shitty friends, and also, we'd get punched in the face, rightly so.

Girls are supposed to be the ones who are all about intimacy and all, but when they're around their (girl) friends they have "woman to woman" conversations like "I love Jeff, he is the best boyfriend ever, but he has this weird penis that is more like a tree stump, it's like, very short, but also very thick, I feel I am fucking a tree that was cut by a lumberjack, what do I do?" And the girls will offer their advice.

Or they will "brag" of what a close relationship they have to their significant others by bragging he saw the avengers and cried like a baby when thor did whatever so she cuddled him so he could cry... thus making the boyfriend the cry-guy.

They think they're putting their relationship on a high pedestal and rubbing it on their girl's faces, but come breakup then the boyfriend is Mr. tree stump dick cry guy.

^ Y u mad tho?

spudger posted...

you two are bitter as fuck

i mean, they are. but of course, bill burr is right, also: everybody puts up with their shit because everybody wants to fuck them.

Ultima Dragon posted...

For the life of me, I'll never understand why it's okay to shame a dude for being under 6' (something he has no control over) but it's not okay to comment on a woman's weight (something she has full control over).

Like, I agree, don't shit on people because of their physical appearance. Just be decent to people in general. It's just funny how women will grab the pitchforks and torches the second somebody makes a fat joke, but you'll legit never see a woman come to the defense of a manlet.

It's because lots of male bodyshaming comes from other men. You can see that in this topic. Women have more unity in that most of them want bodyshaming over their weight to end. But men, half want shaming over height and penis size to end, the other half are happy to engage in it and put other men down. This is likely because men are naturally competitive and if one man sees an insecurity/imperfection in another man, he will use that to build himself up.

Sure, you can call out female hypocrisy, but it's mostly men holding men back.
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Vita_Aeterna posted...

Humans: X
Also humans: Y

Booting up laugh program...
*laugh *
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I wasn't going to bother posting in this yawnworthy unoriginal topic but the initial post as the word penis in it so I might as well comment on that, because penis is a fun word.
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AmericaTheBrave posted...

Sure, you can call out female hypocrisy, but it's mostly men holding men back.

I'd say it's about 50/50 either way you look at it. Yes there are men body shaming other men, but there are also just as many women body shaming other women.

It's like the study that used an eye-tracker that followed where men's and women's eyes look when shown a magazine cover with a swimsuit model on it. Both men and women focus on the legs, the waist, the breasts... etc. Just because a woman may not "have it going on" doesn't mean she isn't aware of which factors contribute to an overall "attractive" look.
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