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The_Doge
06/02/19 8:04:22 PM
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Wow
Such run
Very fast
Much mayoral
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Doe
06/02/19 8:04:50 PM
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Fantastein
06/02/19 8:06:51 PM
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Does @jpennys_cat have any statement regarding this matter? Does cate intend to run against stinky doge?
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The_Doge
06/02/19 8:06:56 PM
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Doe posted...
I run opposing

Not WOW NO Opposing
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DarkFists
06/02/19 8:08:00 PM
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I don't think CE allows 4 legged mayors...
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Alteres
06/02/19 8:10:28 PM
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DarkFists posted...
I don't think CE allows 4 legged mayors...

A lot of states don't have a law against it, why is CE so uppity?
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SiO4
06/02/19 8:10:58 PM
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You call yourself the mayor.

We call ourself Ceaser.
There is no king but Ceaser.

You are welcome to eat at our table, if you'd like, Damocles.

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Strider102
06/02/19 8:12:07 PM
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A vote for Doge is a vote to change the world for the better.
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candyapplered
06/02/19 8:15:05 PM
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One people, one empire, one Doge!
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The_Doge
06/02/19 8:15:18 PM
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SiO4 posted...
You call yourself the mayor.

We call ourself Ceaser.
There is no king but Ceaser.

You are welcome to eat at our table, if you'd like, Damocles.

9yj37A7

Cate is not on the same level as Emperor Doge
HSWtymT
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jpennys_cat
06/02/19 8:15:37 PM
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Fantastein posted...
Does @jpennys_cat have any statement regarding this matter? Does cate intend to run against stinky doge?

I intend to run fur mayor as well, or at least walk fur mayor (because who wants to run when you don't have to?). My platform is, anything Doge can do, I can do better. And with less slobber.
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HBOSS
06/02/19 8:18:11 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPNZsKgzHGw" data-time="

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SiO4
06/02/19 8:18:14 PM
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The_Doge posted...
SiO4 posted...
You call yourself the mayor.

We call ourself Ceaser.
There is no king but Ceaser.

You are welcome to eat at our table, if you'd like, Damocles.

9yj37A7

Cate is not on the same level as Emperor Doge
HSWtymT


So true.
Much more refined.

Imagine an acrylic Empurrr-er.
Silly doge
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Mistere Man
06/02/19 8:19:00 PM
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New video of Doge sexually assaulting voters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5WWizy1yT4" data-time="


Look at him sniffing them, and his unwanted rubbing his head in their privates.

Scandalous!
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The_Doge
06/02/19 8:21:03 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
New video of Doge sexually assaulting voters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5WWizy1yT4" data-time="


Look at him sniffing them, and his unwanted rubbing his head in their privates.

Scandalous!

It was very wanted!
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Mistere Man
06/02/19 8:30:58 PM
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The_Doge posted...
Mistere Man posted...
New video of Doge sexually assaulting voters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5WWizy1yT4" data-time="


Look at him sniffing them, and his unwanted rubbing his head in their privates.

Scandalous!

It was very wanted!

So you are saying you can head grind women by the p**** and they will just let you?
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DarkFists
06/02/19 8:36:43 PM
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Alteres posted...
DarkFists posted...
I don't think CE allows 4 legged mayors...

A lot of states don't have a law against it, why is CE so uppity?

They're probably a bunch of bird lovers.
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SiO4
06/02/19 8:39:02 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
The_Doge posted...
Mistere Man posted...
New video of Doge sexually assaulting voters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5WWizy1yT4" data-time="


Look at him sniffing them, and his unwanted rubbing his head in their privates.

Scandalous!

It was very wanted!

So you are saying you can head grind women by the p**** and they will just let you?


Literally whoring/campaigning outside of polling places.

Much voter intimidation.
Such collusion.
So campaign violation.
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Mistere Man
06/02/19 8:43:01 PM
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More breaking news

Doge may in fact be Satan in disguise!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liSseCH6_p8" data-time="


Is this the kind of Mayor you want for your CE?

Joking aside I love how they look for the cookie at the end
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The_Doge
06/02/19 8:46:26 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
More breaking news

Doge may in fact be Satan in disguise!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liSseCH6_p8" data-time="


Is this the kind of Mayor you want for your CE?

Joking aside I love how they look for the cookie at the end

Doge is intimidating Satan to do a protec
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Mistere Man
06/02/19 9:03:29 PM
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The_Doge posted...
Mistere Man posted...
More breaking news

Doge may in fact be Satan in disguise!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liSseCH6_p8" data-time="


Is this the kind of Mayor you want for your CE?

Joking aside I love how they look for the cookie at the end

Doge is intimidating Satan to do a protec

Catetholic purriests that have watched the tape say you are speaking in an ancient form of Dogemonic dialect. They say it translates to Satan is in me now bow and wow before your Dark Doge Lord! What!? A cookie?! Yes Satan would like a cookie very much please!

What is your response to these claims?
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The_Doge
06/02/19 9:05:37 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
The_Doge posted...
Mistere Man posted...
More breaking news

Doge may in fact be Satan in disguise!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liSseCH6_p8" data-time="


Is this the kind of Mayor you want for your CE?

Joking aside I love how they look for the cookie at the end

Doge is intimidating Satan to do a protec

Catetholic purriests that have watched the tape say you are speaking in an ancient form of Dogemonic dialect. They say it translates to Satan is in me now bow and wow before your Dark Doge Lord! What!? A cookie?! Yes Satan would like a cookie very much please!

What is your response to these claims?

Such slander!
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Panthera
06/02/19 9:39:39 PM
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We're lucky that CE has strong civil rights legislation to protect us from the abuses Doge no doubt intends to inflict upon innocent cats
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The_Doge
06/03/19 12:40:20 AM
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SiO4
06/03/19 12:52:00 AM
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The_Doge posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPSpd9EjHCM" data-time="

Proof of good boy stasis


No proof of campaigning finance monies.
Doggo never says this message approved by, etc etc.

Clearly a Russian Bot.

Even the greatest Cate could not dig a hole whole any greater to poop in.

Keep shoveling Doge
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The_Doge
06/03/19 10:18:08 AM
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SiO4 posted...
The_Doge posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPSpd9EjHCM" data-time="

Proof of good boy stasis


No proof of campaigning finance monies.
Doggo never says this message approved by, etc etc.

Clearly a Russian Bot.

Even the greatest Cate could not dig a hole whole any greater to poop in.

Keep shoveling Doge

Not WOW clearly jelly
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The_Doge
06/03/19 8:00:39 PM
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jpennys_cat posted...
Fantastein posted...
Does @jpennys_cat have any statement regarding this matter? Does cate intend to run against stinky doge?

I intend to run fur mayor as well, or at least walk fur mayor (because who wants to run when you don't have to?). My platform is, anything Doge can do, I can do better. And with less slobber.

jpennys_cate is to lazy to even run Doge will run unopposed
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SiO4
06/03/19 8:03:57 PM
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The_Doge posted...
jpennys_cat posted...
Fantastein posted...
Does @jpennys_cat have any statement regarding this matter? Does cate intend to run against stinky doge?

I intend to run fur mayor as well, or at least walk fur mayor (because who wants to run when you don't have to?). My platform is, anything Doge can do, I can do better. And with less slobber.

jpennys_cate is to lazy to even run Doge will run unopposed


The only one smart enough to do the job, would want it....Dogo...
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The_Doge
06/04/19 9:20:16 AM
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FXjtxIa
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SiO4
06/04/19 2:18:00 PM
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The_Doge posted...
FXjtxIa


Yup, already getting attacked by foreign airforces.
Such Wow
Much Mistake
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HBOSS
06/04/19 2:21:08 PM
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DarkRoast
06/04/19 2:22:45 PM
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I voted Doge but when ballot was read by the computer it said I voted Cate
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jpennys_cat
06/04/19 2:24:02 PM
#35:


DarkRoast posted...
I voted Doge but when ballot was read by the computer it said I voted Cate


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The_Doge
06/04/19 3:54:47 PM
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DarkRoast
06/04/19 5:44:26 PM
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When u want vote Doge but Cate sharpening claws at polling booth
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The_Doge
06/04/19 6:53:42 PM
#38:


DarkRoast posted...
When u want vote Doge but Cate sharpening claws at polling booth

Not WOW
@jpennys_cat stop intimidating voters!
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DarkRoast
06/04/19 6:56:06 PM
#39:


The_Doge posted...
DarkRoast posted...
When u want vote Doge but Cate sharpening claws at polling booth

Not WOW
@jpennys_cat stop intimidating voters!


Not cool at all

I voted Doge three times just to spite
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jpennys_cat
06/04/19 7:15:04 PM
#40:


DarkRoast posted...
The_Doge posted...
DarkRoast posted...
When u want vote Doge but Cate sharpening claws at polling booth

Not WOW
@jpennys_cat stop intimidating voters!


Not cool at all

I voted Doge three times just to spite

Voter fraud! Rigged system!
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Fantastein
06/04/19 8:58:33 PM
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jpennys_cat posted...
DarkRoast posted...
The_Doge posted...
DarkRoast posted...
When u want vote Doge but Cate sharpening claws at polling booth

Not WOW
@jpennys_cat stop intimidating voters!


Not cool at all

I voted Doge three times just to spite

Voter fraud! Rigged system!


Don't worry, I voted cate 6 times. :D
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jpennys_cat
06/04/19 9:08:34 PM
#42:


Fantastein posted...
jpennys_cat posted...
DarkRoast posted...
The_Doge posted...
DarkRoast posted...
When u want vote Doge but Cate sharpening claws at polling booth

Not WOW
@jpennys_cat stop intimidating voters!


Not cool at all

I voted Doge three times just to spite

Voter fraud! Rigged system!


Don't worry, I voted cate 6 times. :D

Real democracy at work!
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The_Doge
06/04/19 9:18:06 PM
#43:


jpennys_cat posted...
Fantastein posted...
jpennys_cat posted...
DarkRoast posted...
The_Doge posted...
DarkRoast posted...
When u want vote Doge but Cate sharpening claws at polling booth

Not WOW
@jpennys_cat stop intimidating voters!


Not cool at all

I voted Doge three times just to spite

Voter fraud! Rigged system!


Don't worry, I voted cate 6 times. :D

Real democracy at work!

Not WOW
Very hypocrisy
No vote for Cate
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DarkRoast
06/04/19 9:24:36 PM
#44:


I voted 100 more times for Doge then I hid the ballot box
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The_Doge
06/05/19 6:20:53 PM
#45:


DarkRoast posted...
I voted 100 more times for Doge then I hid the ballot box

Wow
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CanuckCowboy
06/05/19 6:25:36 PM
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Doge will do much embezzle. Doge cant be trusted. When my kitten is 8 weeks he will replace doge.

MabVPGS
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Doe
06/05/19 6:29:49 PM
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CanuckCowboy
06/05/19 6:31:04 PM
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Doe posted...
Is that cat's tail cut short


Thats just a pic I found on google. But now that you mention it it definitely looks like it had some kinda of tail accident.
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jpennys_cat
06/05/19 6:31:41 PM
#49:


Will Doge resort to mudslinging against a literal kitten?
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The_Doge
06/05/19 6:34:10 PM
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jpennys_cat posted...
Will Doge resort to mudslinging against a literal kitten?

I won't have to Cates never take baths unlike Doge
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jpennys_cat
06/05/19 6:37:26 PM
#51:


The_Doge posted...
jpennys_cat posted...
Will Doge resort to mudslinging against a literal kitten?

I won't have to Cates never take baths unlike Doge

I just took a bath last year!
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CanuckCowboy
06/05/19 6:40:03 PM
#52:


jpennys_cat posted...
Will Doge resort to mudslinging against a literal kitten?

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