Current Events > Your reaction: Your daughter hates soldiers and the Military Industrial Complex.

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UnfairRepresent
06/03/19 12:56:49 PM
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80/80

She doesn't like talking to them, not even with her friends and talks about how much war and soldiers suck whenever it comes up.

One morning she rants after hearing the president on the news say that she is going to be spending more money on the military and contemplating sending forces into Yemen. Going on about how great soldiers are and how they should be honored and respected.

Your teenage daughter snaps and says "Oh come on. They are overpaid, get free undeserved education, commit more crime than the average citizten including obscene amount of rapes. There hasn't been a draft since Vietnam! Why are we supposed to respect and worship these guys!? I respect the hilariously underpaid cops, teachers, scientists, doctors, nurses. The one who fixes someone son's heart not put bullets in them. Real men and women not cowards who just want a gun. Don't believe me? Look at Iraq, Syira, Falkland Islands, Japan. The CIA literally sends agents in to destablize nations and then we invade them and are forced to pay for it.

We spend our tax dollars, billions of dollars to buy $2 screws at $16,000 for bloated military contracts to start wars just to make fat billionaires rich and kill people's kids. Then indoctinate the population to not only accept this but revere it and get mad at sane people who question it. It's like 1984 only stupider. Anyway, I know you don't wanna be late for work dad so I made breakfast for you. Bacon, eggs and beans with extra bacon."

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How do you react?
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LordMarshal
06/03/19 12:57:35 PM
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Damn, my daughters got a nice rack so its fine.
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Swagnificent119
06/03/19 1:00:23 PM
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It will probably happen given my job

I'd understand and still love her and tell her that each has there way and I'll always be there for her the best that I can.
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Esrac
06/03/19 1:02:13 PM
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Ok. But how does she feel about sailors?
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eston
06/03/19 1:03:15 PM
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Raise her allowance and tell her to put some goddamn clothes on
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UnfairRepresent
06/03/19 1:04:29 PM
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Esrac posted...
Ok. But how does she feel about sailors?


Navy? Probably the same way

Non-Navy? No opinion

eston posted...
Raise her allowance and tell her to put some goddamn clothes on

"But Daaaad it's hot and I'm cooking"

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MakoReizei
06/03/19 1:05:20 PM
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I missed you Unfair
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Funkydog
06/03/19 1:09:13 PM
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I would tell her if she gets herself confused with being American again she can jolly well MOVE to America.

Then I inform the Queen of a possible traitor and that the corgi's may need be sent around to dispose of the unfortunate evidence.
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uwnim
06/03/19 1:10:02 PM
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Well, it isn't like she's all that wrong. Though she is harder on the soldiers than she should be. The same indoctrination that causes people to revere them also causes people to want to become soldiers. A lot of them are victims of the industrial military complex.

The best way to respect soldiers is to not send them off to die in bullshit wars in the first place.
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eston
06/03/19 1:11:11 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
"But Daaaad it's hot and I'm cooking"

"I already told you, you don't need to be hot if you know how to cook."
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Dark_Garioshi
06/03/19 1:11:22 PM
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She is correct
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UnfairRepresent
06/03/19 1:11:53 PM
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Funkydog posted...
I would tell her if she gets herself confused with being American again she can jolly well MOVE to America.

Then I inform the Queen of a possible traitor and that the corgi's may need be sent around to dispose of the unfortunate evidence.

You have to invert some the lines but pretty much everything she said is still valid of the UK
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Funkydog
06/03/19 1:12:25 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Funkydog posted...
I would tell her if she gets herself confused with being American again she can jolly well MOVE to America.

Then I inform the Queen of a possible traitor and that the corgi's may need be sent around to dispose of the unfortunate evidence.

You have to invert some the lines but pretty much everything she said is still valid of the UK

That's not what she said though, is it?
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UnfairRepresent
06/03/19 1:28:35 PM
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Funkydog posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Funkydog posted...
I would tell her if she gets herself confused with being American again she can jolly well MOVE to America.

Then I inform the Queen of a possible traitor and that the corgi's may need be sent around to dispose of the unfortunate evidence.

You have to invert some the lines but pretty much everything she said is still valid of the UK

That's not what she said though, is it?

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Esrac
06/03/19 4:42:43 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Esrac posted...
Ok. But how does she feel about sailors?


Navy? Probably the same way

Non-Navy? No opinion



In that case, I'd wonder why she suddenly hates me and all those benefits and pay she's been benefiting from.
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UnfairRepresent
06/04/19 10:15:42 AM
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Esrac posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Esrac posted...
Ok. But how does she feel about sailors?


Navy? Probably the same way

Non-Navy? No opinion



In that case, I'd wonder why she suddenly hates me and all those benefits and pay she's been benefiting from.

Well she just explained it if you were listening
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IHeartRadiation
06/04/19 10:39:30 AM
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LordMarshal posted...
Damn, my daughters got a nice rack so its fine.

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Frolex
06/04/19 10:45:58 AM
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I'd wonder what kind of ideology she was exposed to that led her to hate soldiers but deify cops, I guess
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gunplagirl
06/04/19 10:48:27 AM
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I take her out to get ice cream to celebrate.

You know, unless the stores are closed in which case corner store ice pops.
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UnfairRepresent
06/04/19 9:13:10 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
I take her out to get ice cream to celebrate.

Don't you need to go to work?
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UnfairRepresent
06/05/19 9:06:02 PM
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Frolex posted...
I'd wonder what kind of ideology she was exposed to that led her to hate soldiers but deify cops, I guess

ITP: cops and soldiers are the same thing
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Guide
06/05/19 9:07:42 PM
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I'm enlisting, but she has a point on the macro scale. It's unfair to individuals, though.
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UnfairRepresent
06/07/19 7:08:58 AM
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Guide posted...
I'm enlisting, but she has a point on the macro scale. It's unfair to individuals, though.

"She's right but it's not my fault so I will help them."

Kinda feeding your daughters' flames here
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Blue_Dream87
06/07/19 7:11:52 AM
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An odd mix of pride and worry. I can accept that view but since I (well I guess we) have family in military it's quite the dissonance
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MrFingers07
06/07/19 7:18:31 AM
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My reaction would be "Why is my daughter trying to put me in the hospital?"
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codey
06/07/19 7:36:10 AM
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I mean, I was in the air Force for 9 years so most of what she has is probably a result of the military industrial complex lol
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specialkid8
06/07/19 8:08:38 AM
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I laugh. Teenagers are dumb, she'll grow out of it.
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MKScorpion
06/07/19 1:12:08 PM
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I would respect her opinions on the matter
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Paper_Okami
06/07/19 1:16:53 PM
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i tell her that's she's right about the military

but also

ACAB
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