Current Events > Day 2 of not directly washing my legs while in the shower

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A hardened crust of dead skin and earthen debris has encased my legs. When about, even these summer days, I enshroud my twin shames in thick denim. Even so, the chemistry occurring within causes such a tumult I fear the undulations could be seen. Thus I believe I must forego the usual trappings of society and remain as a hermit, indoors, where the aroma of filth and the dangers of my uncleanliness can be kept in check. Pray for me.
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A similar thing happened when I didn't clean my belly button for 3 days. I knocked over a bottle of shampoo and when I bent over to pick it up a shriveled gray arm came out of my belly button and picked it up for me.
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Irony posted...

A similar thing happened when I didn't clean my belly button for 3 days. I knocked over a bottle of shampoo and when I bent over to pick it up a shriveled gray arm came out of my belly button and picked it up for me.

https://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/3631/114290-hi.jpg
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CapnMuffin posted...

Irony posted...

A similar thing happened when I didn't clean my belly button for 3 days. I knocked over a bottle of shampoo and when I bent over to pick it up a shriveled gray arm came out of my belly button and picked it up for me.

https://www.xboxachievements.com/images/achievements/3631/114290-hi.jpg

Basically
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Day 3

With every intention to relinquish this ill-conceived experiment today and clean my legs I have awoken to an alarming discovery. The lower half of my body has fused to the fibers of my bed. The uncleanliness has either multiplied exponentially and absorbed its immediate environs or, more chillingly, it may havelike some primordial stewspawned a life and mind of its own. I perchance may be able to tear away my covering to witness what truly is happening down there but my terror far outweighs my curiosity. I now fight for my survival, and hope that I can destroy that which I have created before its too late.
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wtf
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