Current Events > UPDATE: Jesus to return this Sunday, June 9th.

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EscapeFromHell 06/06/19 2:33:57 PM #1:	According to Ronald Weinland who previously predicted the world would end in 2011, 2012, and then 2013,* Jesus will return this Sunday, June 9th. So, anyone got any plans for the end of the world, or??? https://tinyurl.com/y5nxr6dv =Taken from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events#21st_century --- Don't be watching porno, with an open door, no Beat it when it's closed, lest you be exposed. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted [p:922880161] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote>According to Ronald Weinland <quote>who previously predicted the world would end in 2011, 2012, and then 2013,</quote> Jesus will return this Sunday, June 9th. So, anyone got any plans for the end of the world, or??? https://tinyurl.com/y5nxr6dv *=Taken from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events#21st_century</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CyricZ 06/06/19 2:35:02 PM #3:	Sweet. Dude owes me fifty denarii. --- CyricZ <cite>CyricZ posted [p:922880216] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote>Sweet. Dude owes me fifty denarii.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 06/06/19 2:35:07 PM #4:	What a coincidence that's the Xbox E3 press Event --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:922880220] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote>What a coincidence that's the Xbox E3 press Event</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 06/06/19 2:35:15 PM #5:	Think you'll get to EscapeFromHell on Sunday, TC? --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:922880228] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote>Think you'll get to EscapeFromHell on Sunday, TC?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate reaver 06/06/19 2:35:23 PM #6:	thats my borthday --- butts <cite>ultimate reaver posted [p:922880234] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote>thats my borthday</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spudger 06/06/19 2:36:43 PM #7:	ultimate reaver posted... thats my borthday what u been hidin? --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html <cite>spudger posted [p:922880290] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>ultimate reaver posted...</cite> <quote>thats my borthday</quote> what u been hidin?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EscapeFromHell 06/06/19 2:37:05 PM #8:	Master_Bass posted... Think you'll get to EscapeFromHell on Sunday, TC? Nah, I know where I'm going. How about you? --- Don't be watching porno, with an open door, no Beat it when it's closed, lest you be exposed. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted [p:922880302] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>Master_Bass posted...</cite> <quote>Think you'll get to EscapeFromHell on Sunday, TC?</quote> Nah, I know where I'm going. How about you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePrinceFish 06/06/19 2:37:27 PM #9:	repent for the time is nigh --- Dielman on Rivers: "I've tried to get him to say s--- or f--- and all he'll ever do is say 'Golly gee, I can't do that" Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? <cite>ThePrinceFish posted [p:922880318] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote>repent for the time is nigh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Youngster_Joey_ 06/06/19 2:37:31 PM #10:	Jesus: Resurrection Play first on Xbox and Windows. <cite>Youngster_Joey_ posted [p:922880320] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote>Jesus: Resurrection Play first on Xbox and Windows.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 06/06/19 2:37:34 PM #11:	Tyranthraxus posted... What a coincidence that's the Xbox E3 press Event By the God's... could it be that Microsoft is going to dominate E3 so much that it destroys everything!? --- Strider is something of a god of equine necro-brutality--Master ZED <cite>Strider102 posted [p:922880323] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tyranthraxus posted...</cite> <quote>What a coincidence that's the Xbox E3 press Event</quote> By the God's... could it be that Microsoft is going to dominate E3 so much that it destroys everything!?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EscapeFromHell 06/06/19 2:37:36 PM #12:	Tyranthraxus posted... What a coincidence that's the Xbox E3 press Event Hopefully he'll be cool about it and wait until afterwards, but we'll see. --- Don't be watching porno, with an open door, no Beat it when it's closed, lest you be exposed. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted [p:922880326] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tyranthraxus posted...</cite> <quote>What a coincidence that's the Xbox E3 press Event</quote> Hopefully he'll be cool about it and wait until afterwards, but we'll see.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 06/06/19 2:38:41 PM #13:	Guess someone needed to take Camping's place. @FBI911 --- https://i.imgtc.com/faZjEQp.jpg <cite>WaterLink posted [p:922880363] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote>Guess someone needed to take Camping's place. @FBI911</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 06/06/19 2:39:08 PM #14:	Can he wait until e3 is over? --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:922880383] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote>Can he wait until e3 is over?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bluebomber182 06/06/19 2:39:14 PM #15:	not before e3 dammit --- Not changing this sig until Big E or Xavier Woods turn heel and attack Kofi Started 4/14/19 <cite>Bluebomber182 posted [p:922880388] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote>not before e3 dammit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EscapeFromHell 06/06/19 2:39:16 PM #16:	Strider102 posted... Tyranthraxus posted... What a coincidence that's the Xbox E3 press Event By the God's... could it be that Microsoft is going to dominate E3 so much that it destroys everything!? I read something where people were hoping Sony would start a live stream at the same time as Microsoft's press event... maybe that would make Jesus return? :) --- Don't be watching porno, with an open door, no Beat it when it's closed, lest you be exposed. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted [p:922880390] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>Strider102 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Tyranthraxus posted...</cite> <quote>What a coincidence that's the Xbox E3 press Event</quote> By the God's... could it be that Microsoft is going to dominate E3 so much that it destroys everything!?</quote> I read something where people were hoping Sony would start a live stream at the same time as Microsoft's press event... maybe that would make Jesus return? :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EscapeFromHell 06/06/19 2:39:49 PM #17:	WaterLink posted... Guess someone needed to take Camping's place. @FBI911 I don't get it... --- Don't be watching porno, with an open door, no Beat it when it's closed, lest you be exposed. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted [p:922880414] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote>Guess someone needed to take Camping's place. @FBI911</quote> I don't get it...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 06/06/19 2:40:10 PM #18:	EscapeFromHell posted... Strider102 posted... Tyranthraxus posted... What a coincidence that's the Xbox E3 press Event By the God's... could it be that Microsoft is going to dominate E3 so much that it destroys everything!? I read something where people were hoping Sony would start a live stream at the same time as Microsoft's press event... maybe that would make Jesus return? :) We're doomed! --- Strider is something of a god of equine necro-brutality--Master ZED <cite>Strider102 posted [p:922880433] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Strider102 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Tyranthraxus posted...</cite> <quote>What a coincidence that's the Xbox E3 press Event</quote> By the God's... could it be that Microsoft is going to dominate E3 so much that it destroys everything!?</quote> I read something where people were hoping Sony would start a live stream at the same time as Microsoft's press event... maybe that would make Jesus return? :)</quote> We're doomed!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate reaver 06/06/19 2:40:26 PM #19:	spudger posted... ultimate reaver posted... thats my borthday what u been hidin? these gross holes in my hands but thats no big deal right --- butts <cite>ultimate reaver posted [p:922880445] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>spudger posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ultimate reaver posted...</cite> <quote>thats my borthday</quote> what u been hidin?</quote> these gross holes in my hands but thats no big deal right</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 06/06/19 2:40:53 PM #20:	EscapeFromHell posted... WaterLink posted... Guess someone needed to take Camping's place. @FBI911 I don't get it... You don't remember Harold Camping? --- https://i.imgtc.com/faZjEQp.jpg <cite>WaterLink posted [p:922880468] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote> Guess someone needed to take Camping's place. @FBI911</quote> I don't get it...</quote> You don't remember Harold Camping?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 06/06/19 2:41:11 PM #21:	Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter 2? Oh man im pumped. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:922880474] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote>Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter 2? Oh man im pumped.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EscapeFromHell 06/06/19 2:42:07 PM #22:	WaterLink posted... EscapeFromHell posted... WaterLink posted... Guess someone needed to take Camping's place. @FBI911 I don't get it... You don't remember Harold Camping? No. Was he another guy who predicted the end of the world? I just saw this pop up on my YouTube recommended feed and thought it was funny. --- Don't be watching porno, with an open door, no Beat it when it's closed, lest you be exposed. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted [p:922880517] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote> Guess someone needed to take Camping's place. @FBI911</quote> I don't get it...</quote> You don't remember Harold Camping?</quote> No. Was he another guy who predicted the end of the world? I just saw this pop up on my YouTube recommended feed and thought it was funny.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xatrion 06/06/19 2:42:44 PM #23:	Out of morbid curiosity, has there been an assassin's creed set during that time? Might be interesting. --- Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Strike three. <cite>Xatrion posted [p:922880540] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote>Out of morbid curiosity, has there been an assassin's creed set during that time? Might be interesting.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VipaGTS 06/06/19 2:43:32 PM #24:	Dope. Ill ask him if he wants to get a drink and some dinner at chilis. --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." <cite>VipaGTS posted [p:922880581] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote>Dope. Ill ask him if he wants to get a drink and some dinner at chilis.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 06/06/19 2:44:19 PM #25:	Why would they come back now? The Antichrist isnt doing anything. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:922880615] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote>Why would they come back now? The Antichrist isnt doing anything.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 06/06/19 2:44:27 PM #26:	EscapeFromHell posted... WaterLink posted... EscapeFromHell posted... WaterLink posted... Guess someone needed to take Camping's place. @FBI911 I don't get it... You don't remember Harold Camping? No. Was he another guy who predicted the end of the world? I just saw this pop up on my YouTube recommended feed and thought it was funny. On YouTube type in Nibiru every day. Every day is the end of the world. --- Strider is something of a god of equine necro-brutality--Master ZED <cite>Strider102 posted [p:922880624] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote> Guess someone needed to take Camping's place. @FBI911</quote> I don't get it...</quote> You don't remember Harold Camping?</quote> No. Was he another guy who predicted the end of the world? I just saw this pop up on my YouTube recommended feed and thought it was funny.</quote> On YouTube type in Nibiru every day. Every day is the end of the world.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The-19th-Sparta 06/06/19 2:44:39 PM #27:	EscapeFromHell posted... WaterLink posted... Guess someone needed to take Camping's place. @FBI911 I don't get it... Harold Camping predicted the Rapture in 2011 and FBI911 made topic after topic about it. Fast forward 8 years later to present day and people still troll FBI911 about it every chance they get. --- #40 Henrik Zetterberg <cite>The-19th-Sparta posted [p:922880631] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote>Guess someone needed to take Camping's place. @FBI911</quote> I don't get it...</quote> Harold Camping predicted the Rapture in 2011 and FBI911 made topic after topic about it. Fast forward 8 years later to present day and people still troll FBI911 about it every chance they get.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink 06/06/19 2:45:03 PM #28:	EscapeFromHell posted... WaterLink posted... EscapeFromHell posted... WaterLink posted... Guess someone needed to take Camping's place. @FBI911 I don't get it... You don't remember Harold Camping? No. Was he another guy who predicted the end of the world? I just saw this pop up on my YouTube recommended feed and thought it was funny. He's probably the most prominent one ever. He died tho. Guess it's good people have forgotten about him tho. In his heyday he got people to get rid of all their possessions and their money. People's lives were ruined. --- https://i.imgtc.com/faZjEQp.jpg <cite>WaterLink posted [p:922880657] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote> Guess someone needed to take Camping's place. @FBI911 </quote> I don't get it... </quote> You don't remember Harold Camping?</quote> No. Was he another guy who predicted the end of the world? I just saw this pop up on my YouTube recommended feed and thought it was funny.</quote> He's probably the most prominent one ever. He died tho. Guess it's good people have forgotten about him tho. In his heyday he got people to get rid of all their possessions and their money. People's lives were ruined.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EscapeFromHell 06/06/19 2:46:23 PM #29:	The-19th-Sparta posted... EscapeFromHell posted... WaterLink posted... Guess someone needed to take Camping's place. @FBI911 I don't get it... Harold Camping predicted the Rapture in 2011 and FBI911 made topic after topic about it. Fast forward 8 years later to present day and people still troll FBI911 about it every chance they get. xD Damn, that's funny. --- Don't be watching porno, with an open door, no Beat it when it's closed, lest you be exposed. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted [p:922880717] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>The-19th-Sparta posted...</cite> <quote><cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote>Guess someone needed to take Camping's place. @FBI911</quote> I don't get it...</quote> Harold Camping predicted the Rapture in 2011 and FBI911 made topic after topic about it. Fast forward 8 years later to present day and people still troll FBI911 about it every chance they get.</quote> xD Damn, that's funny.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brotrrwinner 06/06/19 2:47:02 PM #30:	Gonna go on a limb here and say Jesus won't return on June 9th --- September 21st, 2008 Never forget <cite>brotrrwinner posted [p:922880749] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote>Gonna go on a limb here and say Jesus won't return on June 9th</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 06/06/19 2:48:55 PM #31:	I remember back when the P/C board was good a user named Creative Juices made a topic about his "vision" of the end of the world on June 2nd of that year. Good times. --- Strider is something of a god of equine necro-brutality--Master ZED <cite>Strider102 posted [p:922880825] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote>I remember back when the P/C board was good a user named Creative Juices made a topic about his "vision" of the end of the world on June 2nd of that year. Good times.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EscapeFromHell 06/06/19 2:50:09 PM #32:	On YouTube type in Nibiru every day. Every day is the end of the world. I kind of like the idea of Nibiru, even though I haven't seen any "good" videos that can't be explained with common sense and/or logic. --- Don't be watching porno, with an open door, no Beat it when it's closed, lest you be exposed. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted [p:922880873] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><quote>On YouTube type in Nibiru every day. Every day is the end of the world.</quote> I kind of like the idea of Nibiru, even though I haven't seen any "good" videos that can't be explained with common sense and/or logic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EscapeFromHell 06/06/19 2:50:38 PM #33:	brotrrwinner posted... Gonna go on a limb here and say Jesus won't return on June 9th Well, not with that attitude, he won't... smh --- Don't be watching porno, with an open door, no Beat it when it's closed, lest you be exposed. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted [p:922880902] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>brotrrwinner posted...</cite> <quote>Gonna go on a limb here and say Jesus won't return on June 9th</quote> Well, not with that attitude, he won't... smh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EverDownward 06/06/19 2:51:21 PM #34:	I had no idea one of my closest friends in life was the literal reincarnation of Jesus. I'm not sure how to feel about this. --- "And you can't tell me what my spirit tells me isn't true, can you?" <cite>EverDownward posted [p:922880936] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote>I had no idea one of my closest friends in life was the literal reincarnation of Jesus. I'm not sure how to feel about this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 06/06/19 2:51:32 PM #35:	EscapeFromHell posted... On YouTube type in Nibiru every day. Every day is the end of the world. I kind of like the idea of Nibiru, even though I haven't seen any "good" videos that can't be explained with common sense and/or logic. Did you know our sun is dead and no longer provides light and heat to us? That's a good one too. --- Strider is something of a god of equine necro-brutality--Master ZED <cite>Strider102 posted [p:922880942] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote><quote>On YouTube type in Nibiru every day. Every day is the end of the world.</quote> I kind of like the idea of Nibiru, even though I haven't seen any "good" videos that can't be explained with common sense and/or logic.</quote> Did you know our sun is dead and no longer provides light and heat to us? That's a good one too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 06/06/19 2:52:34 PM #36:	Jesus is so fucking mainstream. Use a different myth, doomsayers. --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png http://www.last.fm/user/hockeybub89/ <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:922880985] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote>Jesus is so fucking mainstream. Use a different myth, doomsayers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EscapeFromHell 06/06/19 3:34:12 PM #37:	Strider102 posted... EscapeFromHell posted... On YouTube type in Nibiru every day. Every day is the end of the world. I kind of like the idea of Nibiru, even though I haven't seen any "good" videos that can't be explained with common sense and/or logic. Did you know our sun is dead and no longer provides light and heat to us? That's a good one too. Yeah, apparently there's a man-made sun in our sky. Pretty good conspiracy theory since German scientists have created an artificial sun, but haven't used it for anything, yet... :) https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/environment/ct-synlight-artificial-sun-20170323-story.html --- Don't be watching porno, with an open door, no Beat it when it's closed, lest you be exposed. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted [p:922883032] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>Strider102 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote><quote>On YouTube type in Nibiru every day. Every day is the end of the world.</quote> I kind of like the idea of Nibiru, even though I haven't seen any "good" videos that can't be explained with common sense and/or logic.</quote> Did you know our sun is dead and no longer provides light and heat to us? That's a good one too.</quote> Yeah, apparently there's a man-made sun in our sky. Pretty good conspiracy theory since German scientists have created an artificial sun, but haven't used it for anything, yet... :) https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/environment/ct-synlight-artificial-sun-20170323-story.html</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jon-ics 06/06/19 3:34:59 PM #38:	Is he gonna be riding a john deere? --- "If youre not first, youre last." - Dalai Lama <cite>Jon-ics posted [p:922883072] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote>Is he gonna be riding a john deere?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jon-ics 06/06/19 3:35:25 PM #39:	hockeybub89 posted... Jesus is so fucking mainstream. Use a different myth, doomsayers. ....The Moon Presence? --- "If youre not first, youre last." - Dalai Lama <cite>Jon-ics posted [p:922883093] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>hockeybub89 posted...</cite> <quote>Jesus is so fucking mainstream. Use a different myth, doomsayers.</quote> ....The Moon Presence?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EscapeFromHell 06/06/19 3:37:15 PM #40:	Jon-ics posted... Is he gonna be riding a john deere? ...maybe. Who's asking? >:\| --- Don't be watching porno, with an open door, no Beat it when it's closed, lest you be exposed. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted [p:922883174] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jon-ics posted...</cite> <quote>Is he gonna be riding a john deere?</quote> ...maybe. Who's asking? >:\|</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brotrrwinner 06/06/19 3:37:47 PM #41:	EscapeFromHell posted... brotrrwinner posted... Gonna go on a limb here and say Jesus won't return on June 9th Well, not with that attitude, he won't... smh Are you saying Jesus wouldn't return just to spite me? --- September 21st, 2008 Never forget <cite>brotrrwinner posted [p:922883203] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote><cite>brotrrwinner posted...</cite> <quote>Gonna go on a limb here and say Jesus won't return on June 9th</quote> Well, not with that attitude, he won't... smh</quote> Are you saying Jesus wouldn't return just to spite me?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 06/06/19 3:38:52 PM #42:	Tyranthraxus posted... What a coincidence that's the Xbox E3 press Event --- https://i.imgtc.com/4WH1b6j.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/vmNrCuM.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Ti7m7Ts.gif Dancing is Forbidden <cite>Kitt posted [p:922883251] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tyranthraxus posted...</cite> <quote>What a coincidence that's the Xbox E3 press Event</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 06/06/19 3:39:17 PM #43:	I do find it hilarious that some biblical literalists believe in second coming prophecies when the Bible repeatedly says that we will not know the day nor the hour of that happening, which is literally the entire alleged point so that you're always living a good life and thereby always ready to be judged. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+24%3A36-44%2C1+Thessalonians+5%3A1-3%2C2+Peter+3%3A10%2CRevelation+3%3A3&version=ESV https://biblehub.com/matthew/24-36.htm In other words, if their belief is true then literally every prediction for it is false by default. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:922883268] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote>I do find it hilarious that some biblical literalists believe in second coming prophecies when the Bible repeatedly says that we will not know the day nor the hour of that happening, which is literally the entire alleged point so that you're always living a good life and thereby always ready to be judged. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+24%3A36-44%2C1+Thessalonians+5%3A1-3%2C2+Peter+3%3A10%2CRevelation+3%3A3&version=ESV https://biblehub.com/matthew/24-36.htm In other words, if their belief is true then literally every prediction for it is false by default.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jon-ics 06/06/19 3:39:37 PM #44:	EscapeFromHell posted... Jon-ics posted... Is he gonna be riding a john deere? ...maybe. Who's asking? >:\| My lawn --- "If youre not first, youre last." - Dalai Lama <cite>Jon-ics posted [p:922883287] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Jon-ics posted...</cite> <quote>Is he gonna be riding a john deere?</quote> ...maybe. Who's asking? >:\|</quote> My lawn</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy 06/06/19 3:40:45 PM #45:	Crono99 posted... But he died, no? I'm pretty sure I remember the romans freeing that Barnabas guy instead of him Considering how hes now roughly 2019 years old, I don't think a little thing like that will stop him. That said, anyone that buys into this is a fool, Christian or otherwise. It says pretty clearly in the bible that we aren't going to know when revelations starts --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://imgur.com/zlaENmx <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:922883340] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>Crono99 posted...</cite> <quote>But he died, no? I'm pretty sure I remember the romans freeing that Barnabas guy instead of him</quote> Considering how hes now roughly 2019 years old, I don't think a little thing like that will stop him. That said, anyone that buys into this is a fool, Christian or otherwise. It says pretty clearly in the bible that we aren't going to know when revelations starts</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EscapeFromHell 06/06/19 3:41:30 PM #46:	brotrrwinner posted... EscapeFromHell posted... brotrrwinner posted... Gonna go on a limb here and say Jesus won't return on June 9th Well, not with that attitude, he won't... smh Are you saying Jesus wouldn't return just to spite me? I can neither confirm nor deny such allegations at this time... no more questions! --- Don't be watching porno, with an open door, no Beat it when it's closed, lest you be exposed. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted [p:922883372] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>brotrrwinner posted...</cite> <quote><cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote><cite>brotrrwinner posted...</cite> <quote>Gonna go on a limb here and say Jesus won't return on June 9th</quote> Well, not with that attitude, he won't... smh</quote> Are you saying Jesus wouldn't return just to spite me?</quote> I can neither confirm nor deny such allegations at this time... no more questions!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EscapeFromHell 06/06/19 3:42:46 PM #47:	Jon-ics posted... EscapeFromHell posted... Jon-ics posted... Is he gonna be riding a john deere? ...maybe. Who's asking? >:\| My lawn You want our lord and savior to toil on the sabbath? Heathen! --- Don't be watching porno, with an open door, no Beat it when it's closed, lest you be exposed. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted [p:922883420] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jon-ics posted...</cite> <quote><cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Jon-ics posted...</cite> <quote>Is he gonna be riding a john deere?</quote> ...maybe. Who's asking? >:\|</quote> My lawn</quote> You want our lord and savior to toil on the sabbath? Heathen!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solar_Crimson 06/06/19 3:50:28 PM #49:	WaterLink posted... EscapeFromHell posted... WaterLink posted... EscapeFromHell posted... WaterLink posted... Guess someone needed to take Camping's place. @FBI911 I don't get it... You don't remember Harold Camping? No. Was he another guy who predicted the end of the world? I just saw this pop up on my YouTube recommended feed and thought it was funny. He's probably the most prominent one ever. He died tho. Guess it's good people have forgotten about him tho. In his heyday he got people to get rid of all their possessions and their money. People's lives were ruined. It's amazing how people get taken in by crackpots like that. If they even read the Bible, they would know that no man will ever know the actual day of Jesus' return until it happens. --- Be wary of boarding the hype train, lest you end up on the ruse cruise... - nanobuilder (r/nintendo) http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:922883784] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote> Guess someone needed to take Camping's place. @FBI911 </quote> I don't get it... </quote> You don't remember Harold Camping?</quote> No. Was he another guy who predicted the end of the world? I just saw this pop up on my YouTube recommended feed and thought it was funny.</quote> He's probably the most prominent one ever. He died tho. Guess it's good people have forgotten about him tho. In his heyday he got people to get rid of all their possessions and their money. People's lives were ruined.</quote> It's amazing how people get taken in by crackpots like that. If they even read the Bible, they would know that no man will ever know the actual day of Jesus' return until it happens.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EscapeFromHell 06/06/19 3:53:46 PM #50:	Solar_Crimson posted... WaterLink posted... EscapeFromHell posted... WaterLink posted... EscapeFromHell posted... WaterLink posted... Guess someone needed to take Camping's place. @FBI911 I don't get it... You don't remember Harold Camping? No. Was he another guy who predicted the end of the world? I just saw this pop up on my YouTube recommended feed and thought it was funny. He's probably the most prominent one ever. He died tho. Guess it's good people have forgotten about him tho. In his heyday he got people to get rid of all their possessions and their money. People's lives were ruined. It's amazing how people get taken in by crackpots like that. If they even read the Bible, they would know that no man will ever know the actual day of Jesus' return until it happens. I mean, isn't that the point? These people want to feel special, so they throw out some random date in hopes that something happens. It's the same with all doomsday predictions. --- Don't be watching porno, with an open door, no Beat it when it's closed, lest you be exposed. <cite>EscapeFromHell posted [p:922883954] in UPDATE: Je... [t:77766748]...</cite> <quote><cite>Solar_Crimson posted...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote><cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>EscapeFromHell posted...</cite> <quote> <cite>WaterLink posted...</cite> <quote> Guess someone needed to take Camping's place. @FBI911 </quote> I don't get it... </quote> You don't remember Harold Camping?</quote> No. Was he another guy who predicted the end of the world? I just saw this pop up on my YouTube recommended feed and thought it was funny.</quote> He's probably the most prominent one ever. He died tho. Guess it's good people have forgotten about him tho. In his heyday he got people to get rid of all their possessions and their money. People's lives were ruined.</quote> It's amazing how people get taken in by crackpots like that. If they even read the Bible, they would know that no man will ever know the actual day of Jesus' return until it happens.</quote> I mean, isn't that the point? These people want to feel special, so they throw out some random date in hopes that something happens. It's the same with all doomsday predictions.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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