Current Events > When someone asks you how many girlfriends you've had, how do you react?

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MeIon Bread 06/08/19 5:14:49 AM #1:	Are you able to bullshit the person straight away? Do you need a moment to remember the lies you've taught yourself? --- Sunhawk's main alternate account. I'm just a little bit caught in the middle, life is a maze and love is a riddle. <cite>MeIon Bread posted [p:922956209] in When someo... [t:77770823]...</cite> <quote>Are you able to bullshit the person straight away? Do you need a moment to remember the lies you've taught yourself? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeeak4444 06/08/19 5:17:05 AM #2:	Why not just tell them the truth? The fuck I care? I told my ex what my number was too (while hers was 3). --- Typical gameFAQers are "Complainers that always complain about those who complain about real legitimate complaints."-Joker_X <cite>Zeeak4444 posted [p:922956243] in When someo... [t:77770823]...</cite> <quote>Why not just tell them the truth? The fuck I care? I told my ex what my number was too (while hers was 3).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
marthsheretoo 06/08/19 5:19:15 AM #3:	Takes a few seconds of mental arithmetic --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro <cite>marthsheretoo posted [p:922956277] in When someo... [t:77770823]...</cite> <quote>Takes a few seconds of mental arithmetic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Dream87 06/08/19 5:20:40 AM #4:	I ask whether or not I consider some relationships in that low count --- <cite>Blue_Dream87 posted [p:922956299] in When someo... [t:77770823]...</cite> <quote>I ask whether or not I consider some relationships in that low count</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 06/08/19 5:21:10 AM #5:	"why?" <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:922956304] in When someo... [t:77770823]...</cite> <quote>"why?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ic3Bullet 06/08/19 6:16:45 AM #6:	I usually tell people I've only ever had one steady girlfriend, which most people I assume interpret that to mean I've had sex with more than one girl. Even though I've actually had zero girlfriends and am a kissless virgin. <cite>Ic3Bullet posted [p:922956963] in When someo... [t:77770823]...</cite> <quote>I usually tell people I've only ever had one steady girlfriend, which most people I assume interpret that to mean I've had sex with more than one girl. Even though I've actually had zero girlfriends and am a kissless virgin.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 06/08/19 6:20:01 AM #7:	People don't ask me things --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:922957012] in When someo... [t:77770823]...</cite> <quote>People don't ask me things</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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