Current Events > My girlfriend just agreed to an Open Relationship...

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Tony_Biggie_Pun
06/11/19 1:29:33 PM
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Let the games begin..
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xsouljah
06/11/19 1:30:16 PM
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Bro, she's not your girl no more.
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Fam_Fam
06/11/19 1:30:23 PM
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whats her name/number
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CRON
06/11/19 1:30:38 PM
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xsouljah posted...
Bro, she's not your girl no more.

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boxington
06/11/19 1:31:06 PM
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I've never been a part of one, so I'm just speaking from ignorance, but I don't see it ending well.
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Jagr_68
06/11/19 1:31:13 PM
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Welcome back to Tinder
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Bestoffuture
06/11/19 1:32:05 PM
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@Turbam

You gonna snatch his girl or shall I?
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GOATSLAYER
06/11/19 1:33:14 PM
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Shes been banging Chad Thundercock begins your back for months now and you just gave her your permission to do it right in front of your face. Congrats

*injects a goat with AIDS*
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r25
06/11/19 1:33:45 PM
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Dat feel when you agree to an open relationship, but your girlfriend goes out every week and you can't find a date.
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Vita_Aeterna
06/11/19 1:34:47 PM
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Open relationship is more like a closed relationship

End it.
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Lairen
06/11/19 1:35:01 PM
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"Hey, ive been unfai...."
"Wanna open relationship?"
"YES!"
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Pukelid
06/11/19 1:35:48 PM
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RIP
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DezDroppedFreak
06/11/19 1:36:26 PM
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Oh hey projared
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NinjaBreakfast
06/11/19 1:36:38 PM
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Tc why do you make up all these weird stories about your fake gf. Like a few weeks back you were saying how she told you you had to pay her a weekly stipend and then it was how you're a strict Muslim and all this shit, stfu.
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Awesome
06/11/19 1:37:46 PM
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BobanMarjanovic
06/11/19 1:38:57 PM
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It was open for her a long time ago man
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EscapeFromHell
06/11/19 1:40:33 PM
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OP doesn't match topic title.

If she AGREED to an open relationship, then that means you asked for it, so... why are you sad/broken hearted?

Also, open relationships don't last, dude. I'm sorry to be so blunt, but if you get to the point where you have the strength to break up with her, DO IT! And DO NOT get back together afterwards; that would be the worst mistake of your life.

Good luck. :|

*Hugs TC*
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deanshow
06/11/19 1:40:44 PM
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Tony_Biggie_Pun posted...
Let the games begin..

She's gonna get all of dick and pussy, you won't be getting anything :( with that attitude
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Turbam
06/11/19 1:43:15 PM
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@Bestoffuture posted...
@Turbam

You gonna snatch his girl or shall I?

You can do it, I'm running out of room in my harem
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jjp05c
06/11/19 1:43:58 PM
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That just means youre not enough man for her and/or she wants to bang one of your friends.
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_Matchabuu_
06/11/19 1:44:48 PM
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Lairen posted...
"Hey, ive been unfai...."
"Wanna open relationship?"
"YES!"


Direct quote from when my ex cucked me

Fuck polyamory
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
06/11/19 1:55:53 PM
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I am guessing the topic creator is the one who suggested the open relationship, guess he is unaware that open relationship is just a nice way of saying: fuck all the guys you want to a woman.
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Tony_Biggie_Pun
06/11/19 2:02:46 PM
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boxington posted...
I've never been a part of one, so I'm just speaking from ignorance, but I don't see it ending well.


I have a feeling it won't either, so I'm mourning the relationship now trying to harden my heart :/

EscapeFromHell posted...

If she AGREED to an open relationship, then that means you asked for it, so... why are you sad/broken hearted?


I asked her because she said she wanted to move out and also because we weren't having enough sex :/ I only did that though because she actually mentioned it to me months ago that she wanted to try when I wasn't giving her enough head.

Shes been moving in with me but we've been up and down for the last week. Great highs and low lows because we have mismatched sex drives. We're at our greatest and worst point that even been at since getting together. It's weird. I feel the uneasiness in my chest though.

Actually after we agreed to this, she seemed even more into me and we fucked like crazy. I'm trying to remain strong and not bitch out and back out because I know if I do she's going to have all the power in the relationship because it shows I care

Just love games

Also been listening to too much Alpha Male Strategies on YouTube.

I'm cool with a regular old relationship but it feels like whenever I fall more for her and show her attention that I care subconsciously pulls back and I'm left feeling in the dumps

So now I'm just trying to make myself not care at all and am going with the nuclear option
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Tony_Biggie_Pun
06/11/19 2:04:10 PM
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NinjaBreakfast posted...
Tc why do you make up all these weird stories about your fake gf. Like a few weeks back you were saying how she told you you had to pay her a weekly stipend and then it was how you're a strict Muslim and all this shit, stfu.


It sounds crazy but it's real :/ I come to CE to vent
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emblem boy
06/11/19 2:07:01 PM
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I'd like to try one. But only if I was confident I could actually make it worth it.
It's petty, but if I'm not getting any extra on the side, and only she is... I'd be salty
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HBOSS
06/11/19 2:09:01 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aPnD7Id4-A" data-time="

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Pukelid
06/11/19 2:17:26 PM
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Honestly, any mention of "open relationship" to me would just instantly kill the relationship. Good luck bro hope you're not in for hard times
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0AbsoluteZero0
06/11/19 2:23:58 PM
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_Matchabuu_ posted...
Lairen posted...
"Hey, ive been unfai...."
"Wanna open relationship?"
"YES!"


Direct quote from when my ex cucked me

Fuck polyamory

At least theres one upside to having a man who couldnt pull anything else if his life depended on it. Something like that wont happen again.
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