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Kpt_Kapowski
06/13/19 2:17:29 PM
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She asked for $30 under her pillow. "To buy a book on unicorns".


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AloofHermit
06/13/19 2:18:11 PM
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can i have it
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r25
06/13/19 2:18:14 PM
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Fuck that shit. Take get it for ice cream but that's it
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MeIon Bread
06/13/19 2:19:53 PM
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HOw greedy are children these days? $30 for one tooth? Lol. Although, at least she wants to buy something sensible and worthwhile with it.
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0xDEFECADE
06/13/19 2:20:38 PM
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Kpt_Kapowski posted...
She asked for $30 under her pillow.

tell her she has to find it first (the tooth)
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spudger
06/13/19 2:21:05 PM
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tooth price inflation is real
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Kpt_Kapowski
06/13/19 2:27:56 PM
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AloofHermit posted...
can i have it


r25 posted...
Fuck that shit. Take get it for ice cream but that's it


No

Endofall posted...
Losh first teeth achievement down


I wish I had made the achievement sound lol, she would have appreciated the joke

MeIon Bread posted...
HOw greedy are children these days? $30 for one tooth? Lol. Although, at least she wants to buy something sensible and worthwhile with it.


Not greedy, practical. She knows books are expensive.

0xDEFECADE posted...
tell her she has to find it first (the tooth)


fenderbender321 posted...
Um are we just gonna ignore *how* she lost her tooth? Teeth don't just fall out, you know.




spudger posted...
tooth price inflation is real


I told I'd get a quarter per tooth when I was a kid, she just stared
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eston
06/13/19 2:30:28 PM
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Just don't fuck up like I did and forget to exchange the tooth. My wife had to make up some story about how lots of other kids lost teeth that day and the tooth fairy ran out of time
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