Current Events > Your reaction: You catch your girl/boyfriend in bed with Usain Bolt.

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You come home unexpectedly early one day with a headache after a tough day's work only to hear strange noises coming from your bedroom.

You investigate only to discover to your horror that your girlfriend (or boyfriend) is having sex with Usain Bolt.

She screams "Oh Bolt, Bolt, BOLT. BOLT! BOLT! BOLT! BOOOOOLT BO-[Your name!].. Oh God! What are you doing here!? This... This erm.. It's not what it looks like."

She quickly kicks Bolt away and covers herself with the sheets

Bolt goes "Uh-oh, good thing I already finished!"

Then quickly wraps a towel around his waist, leaps out of the window and pelts down the street.



How do you react?
What do you do?
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