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Dear Mr. Scott,

I've loved you from the moment I first laid eyes on you in the piss trough at the Cardinals game. I can no longer deny my feelings and have decided to confess my feelings on paper because I can no longer bear these suppressed feelings for you, but I know you and your wife's boyfriend will not feel the same.

Sincerely yours, SageHarpuia.
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