Current Events > Starbucks libs are now making whataboutist memes over the loss of plastic straws

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RoboLaserGandhi
06/16/19 7:09:29 AM
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*Note: this is a one-example trend, please excuse my clickbait

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It's like yeah, the nets, we know. But it's not exactly a bad thing to reduce unnecessary plastic elsewhere. That's the whole point behind the plastic straw ban. They're really non-essential and we can totally do without them.

It's just really odd that someone would pick a specific type of marine animal plastic pollution to champion over another.
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TwoDoorPunkCab
06/16/19 7:12:32 AM
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east asia is responsible for the vast majority of ocean dumping

let's not worry about that though and ban an item that is bordering on insignificant to make ourselves feel better
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RoboLaserGandhi
06/16/19 7:18:14 AM
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TwoDoorPunkCab posted...
east asia is responsible for the vast majority of ocean dumping

let's not worry about that though and ban an item that is bordering on insignificant to make ourselves feel better

But it's not like it's one or the other. You can tackle the small stuff with no hindering of your goals on the big stuff.

Plus one of them is significantly easier to implement and the other requires international intervention, a complete ideological shift in the minds of a staunchly traditionalist culture, and a change in economic practices in a region of fierce developmental competition. Imagine telling a Western country during the industrial revolution that they should stop burning coal.
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Garioshi
06/16/19 7:20:14 AM
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Imagine needing a straw to drink from a glass
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NeonOctopus
06/16/19 7:23:33 AM
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Caution998
06/16/19 7:26:37 AM
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Garioshi posted...
Imagine needing a straw to drink from a glass


Id prefer to bypass sugary coffee coming in contact with my teeth if I know I wont be able to brush for several hours
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FuneralFroth
06/16/19 7:31:46 AM
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Are you u trying to spell whataburger?
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NinjaBreakfast
06/16/19 7:37:23 AM
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I'm pretty sure a few months ago all you dudes were complaining about 'starbucks libs' trying to ban straws and now you've switched position because you can attack another subset of 'starbucks libs' for suggesting there are better ways to deal with waste
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knutjob
06/16/19 7:58:16 AM
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This isn't what whataboutism means
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The23rdMagus
06/16/19 1:18:20 PM
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Garioshi posted...
Imagine needing a straw to drink from a glass

Imagine having a disability and needing a straw.
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Schwarz
06/16/19 1:20:59 PM
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Caution998 posted...
Id prefer to bypass sugary coffee coming in contact with my teeth

Just straight down the throat, huh

wtf
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eggcorn
06/16/19 1:21:16 PM
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TwoDoorPunkCab posted...
east asia is responsible for the vast majority of ocean dumping

let's not worry about that though and ban an item that is bordering on insignificant to make ourselves feel better

China stopped letting us ship all of our trash there recently that's why all of the sudden we care about plastics.
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slimfizzle3
06/16/19 1:21:34 PM
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The23rdMagus posted...
Garioshi posted...
Imagine needing a straw to drink from a glass

Imagine having a disability and needing a straw.

Imagine all the people
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RoboLaserGandhi
06/16/19 1:22:11 PM
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The23rdMagus posted...
Garioshi posted...
Imagine needing a straw to drink from a glass

Imagine having a disability and needing a straw.

I would imagine people with a disability requiring the use of straws would carry one with them. Seems pretty important.
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Smashingpmkns
06/16/19 1:22:59 PM
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Y'all know there are reusable straws right?

I am slightly hypocritical tho cuz I hate drinking mixed drinks straight from a glass and my go to bar stopped providing those little straws.
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gunplagirl
06/16/19 1:26:32 PM
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The23rdMagus posted...
Garioshi posted...
Imagine needing a straw to drink from a glass

Imagine having a disability and needing a straw.

This is why the straw bans are garbage. They hurt the people who need them most and the impact is negligible. 0.01% of plastic waste gone, yay turtles.

It's like how we're getting all these "cut out X to reduce your contribution to climate change" but the number one contributor in the world is the US military. Even ignoring them, over half comes from just 10 or so corporations and all their sub-brands.
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Phewfus
06/16/19 1:29:22 PM
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Well it's true. Banning plastic straws is insignificant in regards to ocean pollution from other countries. But it makes people feel good because they think they are doing their part without having to really sacrifice anything of actual value or put forward any actual effort.

People saw that video of the turtle with the straw up it's nose and assumed turtles all over the world were getting straws up their nose.

Pretty good viral activism I gotta say.
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gunplagirl
06/16/19 1:31:07 PM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
The23rdMagus posted...
Garioshi posted...
Imagine needing a straw to drink from a glass

Imagine having a disability and needing a straw.

I would imagine people with a disability requiring the use of straws would carry one with them. Seems pretty important.


So your solution is force the disabled to have an extra burden and pack stuff they might need, all over something that able bodied persons will not be affected by?

Smashingpmkns posted...
Y'all know there are reusable straws right?

I am slightly hypocritical tho cuz I hate drinking mixed drinks straight from a glass and my go to bar stopped providing those little straws.


Not all disabled people can use those reusable ones. Metal ones can heat or cool from whatever they're in and that can harm some people, plus they have to be washed before and after use. There's some plastic ones that can be reused but those tend to be rigid and people with limited mobility, especially in the neck, can't use them. Plus the rigidness of both can be a problem for certain people. And again, have to wash them out before and after use.
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s0nicfan
06/16/19 1:32:21 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
It's like how we're getting all these "cut out X to reduce your contribution to climate change" but the number one contributor in the world is the US military.


That's just objectively not true:
https://www.wri.org/blog/2017/04/interactive-chart-explains-worlds-top-10-emitters-and-how-theyve-changed
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RoboLaserGandhi
06/16/19 1:32:51 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
So your solution is force the disabled to have an extra burden and pack stuff they might need, all over something that able bodied persons will not be affected by?

Yes.

I'm sure they're fine.
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gunplagirl
06/16/19 1:35:49 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
gunplagirl posted...
It's like how we're getting all these "cut out X to reduce your contribution to climate change" but the number one contributor in the world is the US military.


That's just objectively not true:
https://www.wri.org/blog/2017/04/interactive-chart-explains-worlds-top-10-emitters-and-how-theyve-changed


I, too, get all my sources from a 2 year old blog post.
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RickyTheBAWSE
06/16/19 1:37:16 PM
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I don't buy straws, but I have a neat metal one if I ever care to use one. Been a couple years.
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s0nicfan
06/16/19 1:38:22 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
s0nicfan posted...
gunplagirl posted...
It's like how we're getting all these "cut out X to reduce your contribution to climate change" but the number one contributor in the world is the US military.


That's just objectively not true:
https://www.wri.org/blog/2017/04/interactive-chart-explains-worlds-top-10-emitters-and-how-theyve-changed


I, too, get all my sources from a 2 year old blog post.


Feel free to post your sources then. I picked this one because it had a better graph, but I can give you the EPA too:
https://www.epa.gov/ghgemissions/global-greenhouse-gas-emissions-data

Or you could just be a reasonable person and acknowledge that maybe you had bad information, especially since we are both in agreement that climate change is something that needs to be dealt with. But feel free to choose this hill to die on.
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gunplagirl
06/16/19 1:51:16 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
gunplagirl posted...
s0nicfan posted...
gunplagirl posted...
It's like how we're getting all these "cut out X to reduce your contribution to climate change" but the number one contributor in the world is the US military.


That's just objectively not true:
https://www.wri.org/blog/2017/04/interactive-chart-explains-worlds-top-10-emitters-and-how-theyve-changed


I, too, get all my sources from a 2 year old blog post.


Feel free to post your sources then. I picked this one because it had a better graph, but I can give you the EPA too:
https://www.epa.gov/ghgemissions/global-greenhouse-gas-emissions-data

Or you could just be a reasonable person and acknowledge that maybe you had bad information, especially since we are both in agreement that climate change is something that needs to be dealt with. But feel free to choose this hill to die on.


Dying on the hill of blaming the major corporations that are the major polluters?

Uh, I don't think you know what the phrase "die on this hill" means
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s0nicfan
06/16/19 1:55:01 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
s0nicfan posted...
gunplagirl posted...
s0nicfan posted...
gunplagirl posted...
It's like how we're getting all these "cut out X to reduce your contribution to climate change" but the number one contributor in the world is the US military.


That's just objectively not true:
https://www.wri.org/blog/2017/04/interactive-chart-explains-worlds-top-10-emitters-and-how-theyve-changed


I, too, get all my sources from a 2 year old blog post.


Feel free to post your sources then. I picked this one because it had a better graph, but I can give you the EPA too:
https://www.epa.gov/ghgemissions/global-greenhouse-gas-emissions-data

Or you could just be a reasonable person and acknowledge that maybe you had bad information, especially since we are both in agreement that climate change is something that needs to be dealt with. But feel free to choose this hill to die on.


Dying on the hill of blaming the major corporations that are the major polluters?

Uh, I don't think you know what the phrase "die on this hill" means


Still no source, huh?
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Frostshock
06/16/19 2:06:19 PM
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Luckily straws are cheap, I can stock up on several lifetimes of supply for me and my descendants to carry around when we go out.
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foreverzero212
06/16/19 2:07:08 PM
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literally getting destroyed by a sonic fan
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s0nicfan
06/16/19 2:17:01 PM
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foreverzero212 posted...
literally getting destroyed by a sonic fan


I would have no problem if they just said that the military is a large contributor. I found a source that claims that if they were a country they would be 55th on the global scale.

What I take issue with is the idea that you can deeply care about something like climate change right up until the moment that it requires posting accurate or factual information, at which point "that's just too much work I'll make something up."

Like, the reason we have all these climate change deniers is because people are told they're being lied to, and then they get into arguments with others who say or post EASILY disproven wrong information and it reinforces that initial belief that they are in fact being lied to.
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SK8T3R215
06/16/19 2:20:16 PM
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Banning them let's people virtue signal about making a difference even though the new lids have more plastic in them and they're accounting for an insignificant difference in plastic.
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fhqwhgads
06/16/19 2:49:08 PM
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No source from gunpla huh.
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Kaz13
06/16/19 2:58:57 PM
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Nope, still can't meme.

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fhqwhgads
06/18/19 1:09:43 AM
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Wow
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0AbsoluteZero0
06/18/19 1:17:58 AM
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foreverzero212 posted...
literally getting destroyed by a sonic fan

Its gunpla so its not like thats a difficult thing to do
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SauI_Goodman
06/18/19 1:19:25 AM
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have you seen the video of the straw that got stuck in the turtles nose. looks painful mang. poor turtle.
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gunplagirl
06/18/19 1:20:47 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
have you seen the video of the straw that got stuck in the turtles nose. looks painful mang. poor turtle.

Know what's even more painful? Waking up, walking over to the toilet, sitting down, going bathroom, getting up, and having your phone slide off of the ledge you placed it on, it bounces on to the toilet seat, then slides right in.
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SauI_Goodman
06/18/19 1:21:30 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
have you seen the video of the straw that got stuck in the turtles nose. looks painful mang. poor turtle.

Know what's even more painful? Waking up, walking over to the toilet, sitting down, going bathroom, getting up, and having your phone slide off of the ledge you placed it on, it bounces on to the toilet seat, then slides right in.

who takes their phone in the bathroom gross
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SH_expert44
06/18/19 1:23:06 AM
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Get some dank metal straws. Chicks dig those
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